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How is vietnamese brides? Why do you like to find China men?

The gap between the rich and the poor in the world is really naked! It is definitely not bragging to spend only 3000 RMB on a wife in Vietnam. There are pictures to prove it. Vietnam is a beautiful country, but due to the imbalance between men and women, economic backwardness and low social status of women caused by long-term war, many Vietnamese women expect to marry abroad to change the status quo, and the low wedding price has also attracted many people to choose brides in Vietnam. As early as a few years ago, there was a long report about vietnamese brides on the Internet, and 200,000 yuan could be married. Some people will say that 200,000 is so expensive. Now you need a house and a car to get married, and you can't get off the stage without1800,000, which is a good choice compared with vietnamese brides. In the eyes of many women in China, they can talk about marriage if they have money, a house and a car, but in the hearts of Vietnamese women, a young man with a straight face and no disability can talk about marriage immediately. The gap between being a man and being a woman is really too big. Vietnamese women's demands on men are really too low. There are three main reasons why Vietnamese women are willing to marry in China. First, there are too few men. Due to years of war in Vietnam, there are too many abnormal deaths of adult men, the ratio of male to female is seriously out of balance, and the phenomenon of more women than men is very serious. The slogan of "sacrificing a generation of women for Vietnam's development" put forward at the Central Congress of Vietnam shows its seriousness. Because of the war, many men are disabled, and Vietnamese women have trouble finding a man, let alone the conditions. So Vietnamese women are very hungry for good men. On the other hand, China is rich in male resources, and its traditional culture and customs are similar. Viet Nam is near China. Who will Vietnamese women hit if they don't hit China? Second: domestic men are of low quality, playboy. There are more women than men, and many men have many lovers. Men call their wives beggars because Vietnamese food is eaten every day. Therefore, the first wife that Ming Media is marrying is rice, the noodles that are more delicious than rice and seldom eaten are the second wife, the bread that is more delicious than noodles is the third wife, and the rice noodles that look white and tender and taste delicious are the most favored little wives and small honey. Many Vietnamese men eat noodles, bread and rice noodles. Vietnamese men have a high status, much like some places in southern China. Men can do nothing, drink tea, sit and gamble, and leave all work and housework to women. Even when they come back from the outside, men walk in front empty-handed, and women have to follow behind with heavy burdens. Otherwise, this woman will be vomited and drowned. After getting married in Vietnam, women usually stop working and wait on men at home. In fact, this does not stop men from looking for rice noodles, but if women are not at home, men will have acceptable reasons to look for rice noodles. On the other hand, in our feminist era, yin flourishes and yang declines, and men have to do housework when they come back from work. On the one hand, Vietnamese men basically don't work to make money, just wait for their wives to raise them and make love to them. On the one hand, most men in China work to support their wives and children, and are willing to do housework, which is enough to make a large number of Vietnamese women want to marry China people. Third: economic factors. Although Vietnam is developing rapidly now, there is still a big gap between the living standards and wages of rural and urban areas as a whole. It is easier for Vietnamese women to marry in China than in Vietnam, and their living standards are good. There are four reasons why marrying Vietnamese women is better than marrying China women. First, I don't ask much of men. As I said, some people may laugh at my incompetence. I admit that I am incompetent in the eyes of many women now, but I will not necessarily fail in my life. Vietnamese women have much lower requirements for men in China than women in China. Second: diligent housekeeping, willing to do housework and take good care of her husband. Once I went to my brother's house to play, my sister-in-law didn't have a job (my brother worked, although the salary was not high) to look after the children at home. My brother is playing online games, and she is watching. It was half past five in the afternoon, and she didn't even want to cook in the kitchen. Finally, my brother stopped playing and asked her, so she went to cook with my brother. How lazy is she? I once met a girl who came to my house to play. I gave her chocolate to eat. After eating, the wrapping paper was thrown directly on my bed, and she didn't throw it into the trash until she left my house. Once my brother (in junior high school) said, "In my class, you asked a few boys who can't make instant noodles, and then you asked a few girls who can make instant noodles." Brother Huang once wrote, "Why would I rather spend 400,000 yuan to marry a mainland woman than 20,000 yuan to marry a Vietnamese woman!" ! Among them, the analysis believes that the most important reason is that women in China have jobs to earn money, and it is difficult for Vietnamese women to find jobs in China. I think if your wife doesn't go out to work to earn money after giving birth and doesn't do housework at home (like my sister-in-law), will you be very upset? Marrying a Vietnamese woman at least ensures that housework can be done without men. In a few years, when she is fluent in Chinese and familiar with the environment, she will find a job that she can do (it is not necessary to earn a lot of money to supplement her family, but men should earn more money). With the hard-working character of Vietnamese women, I think they should be willing to do it. If a buddy unfortunately marries a lazy Vietnamese woman, it is easy to divorce, only paying 20 thousand. It's better than divorcing a China woman and sharing your wealth. Third: beautiful, beautiful and in good shape. I'm not saying that Vietnamese women must be more beautiful and have a better figure than China women, but that China men can choose a beautiful figure when they go to Vietnam. Think about it. At least 100MM stands in front of you for your choice. Do you feel like an emperor? Isn't it easy to want something beautiful? It's good that you have a beautiful girlfriend in China. Will someone stand in a line for you to choose? Some people say that there are many girls in rural China who don't need to go to Vietnam to find them, but think about it, there won't be 100 MM ready for you to choose anywhere in China. You must spend more money than marrying Vietnamese women. In Vietnam, there are tens of thousands of RMB to ensure that you pursue a college student MM and marry home. How many people in China can spend tens of thousands of RMB to marry a female college student? The most important thing is that when you go to Vietnam, having a ready-made intermediary to help you contact MM will save you a lot of time, and at the same time, a large number of hungry Vietnamese girls will come to you. In China, even if you know there are beautiful girls in the countryside, where can you find them? Many rural girls have gone out to work, and there are many rural boys. Will he give it to you easily? Anyway, I won't spend too much time looking in the countryside. Wasting time is like looking for a needle in a haystack. Besides, I have to work, so I have no time. Most Vietnamese women don't wear makeup, and they have a natural beauty, while some China women often spend more time on makeup than on housework, wearing deep and thick makeup, which makes me deeply sick. Vietnamese women wear less makeup, which can help us find those who are really gifted and those who only rely on heavy makeup. Fourth: the virgin rate is high or virgins can be found. I don't need to say more about why men are looking for virgins. This question sucks. In Vietnam, which is still a socialist country, the concept of sex is still very conservative, especially in the south, especially in Hanoi, the capital. If cities are more open, the countryside is more conservative. In rural Vietnam, you laugh at prostitutes instead of poverty. At present, there is no wild and hot scene in Vietnam's film and television. There are few kissing scenes on TV. On the Internet in Vietnam, the content is poor and there is almost no content about "sex". There are no pornographic shops or violent books and periodicals on the street. Vietnamese public security personnel even gamble and prostitute themselves in five-star hotels. There is an old saying that "women are rich only when they are bad." A woman without chastity consciousness can easily get money, so she can't be thrifty. On the contrary, most hardworking and thrifty women have a strong sense of chastity, believing that they should be chaste before marriage and faithful after marriage. I think Vietnamese women are hardworking and hardworking. Do you think they might be sluts? Besides, there are so few strong and excellent men in Vietnam that it is difficult for Vietnamese women to be virgins! Do you think a woman will give her precious virginity to an old, disabled and poor man? Even if a Vietnamese woman who is not a virgin asks you to marry home, it is easy to give it back. When you marry a China woman and find out that she is not a virgin on their wedding night, is it easy for you to get divorced?