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Friends posted a couplet: The flight attendant was exposed, is there an opportunity to take advantage of it?

When friends come up with the first couplet, they have to check carefully: "The flight attendant is exposed, is there an opportunity to take advantage of it." The difficulty of this couplet lies in the word "aircraft", which is a pun. It means "airplane" and implies "opportunity" The truth. Gege replied: "Migrant workers came to the city because they had no land to cultivate." I think it is appropriate and the meanings are connected. "地" has both the actual meaning of "land" and the meaning of "wife land", which is neat. If you insist on calling me a hooligan, then I have nothing to say, because Gege is not a literary young man at all. I feel that this couplet completely covers the 1.3 billion people in China, and it is this couplet that expresses them clearly, so I feel that I am still a bit good at it. With the acceleration of urbanization, a large amount of land that farmers rely on for their livelihood has been occupied, and land occupation fees have been exploited at all levels, but they are not controlled by property rights laws. They were forced to risk their lives and venture into the outside world, abandoning their wives and children and moving away from home. Life is difficult, death is even harder to bury. What I think about day and night is not my hometown, but the mass graves on the other side of the mountain. Their wives had no choice but to stay alone in the empty house every night. In order to survive, their desires had to be extinguished bit by bit, and the great "land" was abandoned, as you can imagine. Migrant workers are human beings too, and they also have needs. Suddenly I remembered a joke. A prostitute on the street quoted a price of five yuan for a trip on the spot and 50 yuan for a trip back to the house. A migrant worker was given 50. The street prostitute was overjoyed and was about to go back to her house. The migrant worker said: "10 times on the spot." I didn't find it funny. I had no doubt that such a thing could not happen. I just feel sad for their kidneys. The biggest "tableware" in the world is that there is no place for heroes. Their kidneys are all heroes. The exposure is actually not about flight attendants, but migrant workers. They are the ones who have truly "lost their money". No matter how they go or where they go, they can't change their fate of having nothing. Only those who strip them naked have the opportunity to see them naked, sit on the sofa, drink tea, and lift up the girl's T-pants. This is a real opportunity. They farmed other people's land day and night, never taking a break. Even if they are unable to do what they want, they will use Indian magic oil and Spanish flies to destroy their kidneys regardless of the consequences. What kind of spirit is this? This is the spirit of internationalism, this is the spirit of communism, and every Chinese Communist Party member is working hard to learn this spirit. A person's ability may be great or small, but as long as he has this spirit, he is already a noble-minded person, a pure person, a moral person, a person who has escaped vulgar taste, a person who is useful to the people. Therefore, there is a good reason for China to be prosperous. The world is so unfair. People with weak kidneys occupy all the resources, while those with strong kidney function have to abandon their own land. In fact, resources can be shared freely, and the reasonable distribution of resources is beneficial to human development. So Gege often wondered whether the kidneys of migrant workers could be transplanted to people who had escaped from low-level tastes, so that real kidney-strengtheners could be used. This will enable public servants to serve the people more wholeheartedly, and the saved Indian oil and Spanish fly money will be given to migrant workers. Everyone will get what they need and everyone will be happy. I think even their respective kidneys will be happy about it!