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Li Kui jy ate Gui Li's meat and set the house on fire, which made him relieved.

Li Kui jy of Water Margin cut off two large pieces of meat from Gui Li's leg, washed them and cooked them in a pot. After a delicious meal, Li Kui jy's anger didn't go away, so he just set a fire in Gui Li's house and moved on.

How did Gui Li provoke Li Kui Jr. to let Li Kui Jr. eat his meat and burn down his house?

It turns out that Li Kui jy is a filial person. He has food and drink in Liangshan, and he wants to take his mother to enjoy the mountain.

Who knows, in the Woods, I met a robber. What is even more ridiculous is that the robber actually said his name, saying it was Li Kui jy, the Black Cyclone of the Water Margin.

Li Kui jy was angry and laughed: You bird, how dare you rob here in the name of your master?

Say, and fake Li Kui jy fight, fake Li Kui jy where is the opponent of Li Kui jy, a few quick moves, was knocked down by Li Kui jy.

When Li Kui jy was ready to kill him, the fake Li Kui jy cried with a runny nose and tears: Grandpa, please forgive me. My name is Gui Li. Because of your name, everyone is afraid. I robbed here under the guise of your name. The guests who passed by alone left their luggage and ran away. Although I got some money, I never killed anyone.

Li Kui jy said angrily: Even so, you have ruined my reputation here, and I will spare you!

Gui Li quickly shouted, If Grandpa kills one of me, he will kill both of me.

Hmm?

I didn't want to rob it at first, but because there is a 90-year-old mother at home, there is no one to support her, so I took your name and got some money here to support her. You kill me, my mother will starve to death.

Although Li Kui jy is a murderous demon, after hearing this, he can't help thinking: I went home to take my mother to the mountains to enjoy happiness, but I killed an adoptive mother, and God didn't protect me.

Stop. Stop. Stop. Spare this guy's life.

Li Kui not only spared Gui Li's life, but also rewarded him with twelve taels of silver. Tell him: after you go back, find a proper industry to support my mother and stop ruining my reputation.

Gui Li is very grateful to Li Kui jy.

Li Kui jy went on his way hungry. But I saw two thatched houses ahead, so I went in to find food.

There was only one woman in the room, and Li Kui jy gave him some money to help him cook.

Who wants Li Kui jy to go out to the toilet, only to see Gui Li running over and talking to that woman?

Li Kui jy quietly hid and listened to what they said.

It's okay not to listen. After listening, it can make Li Kui jy half dead.

It turned out that Gui Li said to the woman, "Today is bad luck. I robbed the real Li Kui jy. Almost lost his life. Fortunately, I made up a lie about my 90-year-old mother. In this way, he spared my life and gave me twelve taels of silver.

But the woman said, keep your voice down. A big black man came to the house just now. Go and see if it's Li Kui jy. If so, we will put some anesthetic in the grain, deal with him, take his gold and silver and move to the county. Isn't it better to buy a big house and do some business than to rob it here?

Hearing this, Li Kui jy flew into a rage.

I didn't expect to save such a heartless person, not only didn't know how to repay you, but also took my money and killed me in turn.

Such people are really unforgivable.

Li Kui jy jumped out, grabbed Gui Li, turned to the ground, took out his broadsword and cut off his head.

By this time, the woman had escaped.

Li Kui jy didn't eat, so he cut two pieces of meat from Gui Li's leg and cooked them to fill his stomach. When he left, he set fire to Gui Li's house, which eased his anger.

Although Li Kui jy is a murderer, when he met a fake Li Kui jy, he not only spared his life, but also gave him money.

However, Gui Li has no regrets. Not only do you not know how to repay a debt of gratitude, but you also want to overthrow Li Kui jy and murder his money.

Thank God, Li Kui jy heard their tricks. This time, Gui Li will have to lose his life.

So, do you think Gui Li got what he deserved? Welcome to discuss in the comments section.