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What is behind the old donkey?

Question 1: What does Guolao riding a donkey mean? A mythical story about Zhang Guolao, one of the Eight Immortals. Zhang Guolao rides a donkey backwards

Question 2: What does Zhang Guolao mean by riding a donkey? Said you were walking backwards!

Question 3: What do you think after reading the story "Riding a Donkey"? What do you think the old man should do? Think about it, write down your writing method, and hand it over to your classmates. If I were a grandfather, I would let my grandson ride a donkey. Because I am an elder, I have to take care of people who are weaker than myself, and my grandson weighs less than me, so the little donkey can bear it. Others say what others say, I ride on mine. What others say is not necessarily right. The key is to make the right decision yourself.

Through this story, I understand a truth: you must have your own opinion in everything you do. We can listen to other people's opinions, but we can't just listen to other people's opinions. Otherwise, we won't be able to do this, let alone do it well.

Question 4: What does it mean to dream of Zhang Guolao riding a donkey? Don’t be superstitious

Question 5: The legendary story of Zhang Guolao riding a donkey across the Yellow Bridge. Official, I have saved a lot of money. Later, he felt that it was not easy to be an official, and he was afraid that he would not succeed and be laughed at, so he resigned and returned to his hometown. Walking and walking, I came to the edge of my hometown camp. I saw a slender girl in the distance picking cotton in the field. He started chatting with others:

"Who owns the land and whose flowers are grown? Which family's girl picks cotton?"

The girl heard someone ask and replied: "My mother planted flowers on the land of the Zhang family. Girls from the Zhang family came to pick flowers!"

Zhang Guolao said again: "Why are you picking flowers? Aren't you afraid that the flower shells will prick your hands?"

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The girl said: "Pick cotton for spinning. Farmers' hands are not afraid of getting pricked!"

Zhang Guolao saw that the girl was very generous, so the more she said, the more unpleasant she said. He said: < /p>

"Young flower girl, silly girl,

You are obedient and don't know why.

I see that you are very talented and beautiful.

You have a lot of intentions. You come to rescue me.

As long as you are willing to obey me,

I will be rich and wealthy.

The maids and maids are at your disposal.

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The girl was not easy to mess with, so she immediately launched a series of firecrackers:

“Flower head, shameless,

Don’t be afraid of the wind blowing your words.

Enjoy the glory and wealth.

The little girl of the Zhang family doesn’t care.

My father’s name is Zhang Guolao.

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I am also an official and receive a salary.

My mother is the daughter of the Li family.

I have not seen her enjoy any blessings. ”

When Zhang Guolao heard this, he was disqualified. The girl was his biological daughter! For a moment, he wanted to crawl into the cracks in the ground, but he was too embarrassed to go home, so he quickly turned around and went to practice in the mountains. Later, he corrected his evil ways and became an immortal. Although Zhang Guolao did not return to his hometown, he always kept the mistakes he made in mind. He felt ashamed to see people, and from then on, he rode the donkey with his back straight.

Question 6: The photo of husband and wife riding a donkey means that no matter what you do, someone will say it. It means that if you are told to do it, you should do it. You will know whether it is suitable for you, and let other people say it.

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Question 7: Why does Zhang Guolao ride his donkey backwards? Legend has it that Zhang Guolao spent his whole life seeking immortality, but when his hair and beard turned white, he still had no achievements, so he learned some human magic, which could only exorcise ghosts and ward off evil spirits. On this day, he discovered a thousand-year-old Polygonum multiflorum plant that had grown into a human form. He was overjoyed and said: The fairy fate has arrived! Immortality has arrived! Then pick it up and put it into the pot. It is said that Zhang Guo Lao has traveled all over the world in order to seek immortality. Of course, he is also an old man who has eaten all over the world. He has excellent cooking skills. He took out the natural materials and treasures he has collected throughout his life and stewed them in a pot. . When this pot of delicacies was about to be cooked, the aroma was permeating the air and could be heard. Zhang Guo Lao looked at the delicacies and began to have a dream of becoming a fairy, flying in the clouds, and riding in the mist. Unexpectedly, his dream was interrupted by a donkey's braying.

Just as he was about to have an attack, he saw his donkey lying in the pot munching. At that moment, the Three Corpse Gods jumped up in anger, kicked the donkey away, and shouted: What a bastard, ruining my life! What a bastard, you ruined my life... I quickly ate the remaining half of the pot. I had just finished eating and before I had time to wipe my mouth, I heard a donkey braying, and I thought to myself, I haven't taken care of you yet, why are you braying so hard... I looked back and saw that the donkey was so good, and the donkey was making smoke from all four hooves, and he was about to The clouds flew away in the mist! Zhang Guolao panicked all of a sudden. He stepped on the donkey without recognizing the front and back, and then he realized that the donkey had fallen down. This donkey (now a fairy donkey) flew all the way up to the sky, riding on the clouds and mist. At this time, Zhang Guolao suddenly realized: this donkey followed him to seek immortality and asked questions. If you kill your partner, this is a warning from God! So he patted his donkey and said: Old man, let’s go! Just singing songs like this and rising to the top...

Question 8: What does Zhang Guolao mean by riding a donkey and walking backwards? He is afraid of seeing the face of this beast