Want the shortest cold joke in the world?

1, a sister-in-law saw a person who was about to get off the bus drop a pack of cigarettes on the pedal, so she quickly said to that person, Comrade, you dropped your cigarettes! The man is furious: you just castrated!

2. A village woman went to town for the first time and wanted to go to the toilet. She didn't meet for a long time, so she asked the policeman, Comrade, there is a public toilet in front. Where is the mother toilet?

3. Freshmen on campus: students who repeat grades are called "international students", those who have money at home are called "rich students", and those who doze off in class are called "poor students".

The thief stole a chicken and plucked its hair by the river. When the police passed by, the thief threw the chicken into the river and explained to the police: This chicken is swimming, and I help it look after its clothes.

When the nurse saw the patient drinking in the ward, she went over and whispered, "Little darling!" The patient smiled and said, "Little baby."