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Wukong and Tang Priest went to a TV station together. If you are the one, Wukong came on stage and all 24 lights went out. Reason: 1. No house, no car, just a broken stick. 2. Occupational hazards of bodyguards. 3. Always hitting goblins, not being gentle with girls. 4. Being trapped in prison and being pressed under Wuzhishan for 500 years. Tang Priest came on stage, wow! The lights are all on. Reason: 1. Civil servants; 2. Brother Huang, backstage is the hardest. 3. Proficient in Sanskrit and other foreign languages. 4. Very handsome. 5. The most crucial point: BMW! ?

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