Broadcast draft of school humorous jokes

The teacher said: What do you mean, people drink tea very well? Even if you see me at school now, you can say to me politely: hello, teacher! Ten years later, when you come back and see me, you will say, Oh, is that fat man still there?

The teacher said: What do you mean, people drink tea very well? Even if you see me at school now, you can say to me politely: hello, teacher! Ten years later, when you come back and see me, you will say, Oh, is that fat man still there?

One day, Xiaojun wrote a composition in the classroom: My Home. Xiaojun wrote: "There are three people in my family, my father, my mother and me. When we go out every morning, the three of us go our separate ways and achieve the same goal by different routes at night. Dad is an architect, bossing around the construction site every day; My mother is a shop assistant and comes to the store every day. I am a student, and I am in a daze in the classroom every day. There are three people in my family with the same rotten tastes, and the family is harmonious. But when my grades were not good, my dad also fought with my roommate and brutally beat me to the ground, while my mother stood by and never tried to be brave. "

Teacher: Why Robin Delanat? Tagore's name is followed by1861-1941? Careless: That's Tagore's cell phone number. Teacher: What's the horizontal line in the middle? Carelessness: He doesn't want to disclose all his personal information.

In the golden autumn of September, the post-90 s freshmen entered school, the richest generation, the brightest generation, the most awesome generation and the most "procrastinating" generation: sitting in the extended Lincoln, driving a BMW and carrying "five electronic parts"!