Are there any homophonic jokes?

* Music teacher is called organ, bodybuilding teacher is called Chen Yaling, and boiler heat treatment professional teacher is called Wu Yanmei.

* There is a school doctor named Duan Zhen in the school doctor's office of my middle school. We don't go to see her for an injection.

* I know a Zhu Yiqun and a Yang Yizhi.

* There is a teacher named Yin Genfa in our high school. We all call him a cigarette, hehe.

* Ma Zhantian

* There is a man named Qin.

Shousheng, I wonder what her parents think?

* A girl in junior high school is called Yang Ni. The little girl is in poor health and is always ill. Every time the class teacher called her Yang Ni-Yang Ni-she simply shouted "Niang" at last: "Didn't Niang come?" Is mother sick again? "

* When I was a sophomore, I failed the final exam of Marxist philosophy. His name is Ma Zhe.

* Song Bo Qiu-had a class together.

* Wu Baoan-driver.

* There is a child named Ziteng, which was originally a very elegant name. His father's name is Du. Suppressed for a long time, he endured it.

A classmate of Jiaotong University: Yan Fei, the roll call at the beginning of school smiled. After 1 month's military training, I changed my name to Fei Hong Zhong, but those who didn't laugh turned over this time.

* At the beginning of the semester, the teacher called the roll in turn: Zhang San, Li Si and Zhu Du! -Pork belly? No one answered. For a long time, he raised his hand in a low voice all his life and said, "Teacher, is your name Zhu Yuepo?" Teacher::-All students except Zhu Yuepo::-)

* My high school head teacher surnamed Gou changed his name during the summer vacation. At the beginning of school, some students saw him and respectfully called Mr. Gou. He was furious: I have never been surnamed Gou!

* My classmate, electrician, name: Pang Guangda.

* Fan Shigang

* Once I watched TV, there was a student named Liu in the cast list.

* When I was in junior high school, the dean of the school was Jiao Hougen, which was exactly the same as the pronunciation of "heel" in Suzhou dialect.

* There was a classmate named "Duan Ming", which was pronounced the same as "death" in Suzhou dialect and later renamed.

* Shanghai TV Station has a female reporter named Hu Yun and a female reporter named Hu Yue. Can anyone believe the reported news?

* When I was in college, I went to the middle school on behalf of the branch to inspect the performance of a classmate (a party activist). His former class teacher's surname was Zhao Zhuren (unknown at that time). At the end of the inspection, another student, party member and I said politely, "Goodbye, Director Zhao!" In fact, he is just a Chinese teacher and has no official duties. I didn't know the teacher's name until I came back.

* An old cousin, the elder brother is called "Chen Cambridge" and the younger brother is called "Chen Fudan", but neither of them went to high school.

My high school classmate Wu has no problem pronouncing in Cantonese, but a Hunan teacher came. The pronunciation of "Wu" and "Hu" is unclear and becomes a "fox". After several bursts of laughter, the classmate was never named again.

A few years ago, a colleague of mine was bored and looked through the phone book. He actually found a "Chen Bird" and called him with his public phone number. "... hello, I'm looking for Chen Bird ..." "This is me!"

* there is also a very funny: an old worker named Gou-> > dogs learn from chickens! ! !

* There is also the name of a college classmate and colleague, one is Mi Yongcang and the other is Liang Wanku. There is also a college roommate named Wu Xingzhi-> > not interested! ! !

* High school classmate (female) and her sister, a pair of strange names: Wang Yu Tianjiao, Wang Yu Shenzhou, how about it, domineering enough!

* I have a patient named "Manager Tian", but unfortunately he was laid off.

* Hours Kindergarten has two directors, the male surnamed Gong and the female surnamed Mom.

* There are two teachers in the Foundation Department of Southwest University of Science and Technology who are very strict. Many students fell into their hands for the exam. One is Li Fuzhou (students call him "Li capsized") and the other is Shi (students call him "mortal", and Sichuan dialect does not distinguish between death and history).

* When I was in college, some students from other departments were called "Duan Caijia"

* Zhu Chuanzong, the size of one person, is a pig when he screams. Is it funny?

* My cousin has a classmate named Bi Yuntao.

* The manager of a hotel here told me to take care of money.

* One of my former clients called noodle handles.

* There is also a colleague named Cao Danao, whom we all call Cao Nao. ...

* A friend named Li, who passed on stories for three generations, won a son. After several months of hard work, he won the first prize: Li Gen.