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Perform English programs in English class.

Perform English programs in English class, in Chinese and English.

Title: Kissing a frog will bring you a prince.

Name: Kissing a frog always brings you a prince.

Four or five people are needed: a commentator, a princess, a frog who doesn't like to take a bath, and one or two clean frogs.

Props are needed: clothes, a flower, a photo of a handsome guy, and other props you can add yourself.

Scene: In the forest, by the broken well.

Narrator: A long time ago, a beautiful princess, she and.

Start thinking, suddenly realize, take off the flowers on your head. Yes! Flowers.

She was lonely, so the Queen of Love promised to give her a frog prince, and one day she carried her out.

The princess walked near the castle.

Princess (hereinafter referred to as male) lines:

Oh, Venus, the queen of love, can you tell me where my fate is? Where is my handsome prince? Where is the frog prince?

Bai: Suddenly, she found herself walking into a strange forest. Suddenly, another frog appeared in front of her.

The frog hid the picture of the prince in his collar and squatted on the ground when he went out, showing dirty and sloppy, but not disgusting, remember.

Man: (surprised) Oh, Venus, thank you, my love queen. I saw it. I saw the frog. Let me see, (walks over)

God, this frog is so. (Smell it, then hold your nose, hesitate and walk back and forth), is it really the frog I want?

(Looking around) Are there no other frogs?

At this time, the clean frog, who had been waiting outside for a long time, jumped up: Are the other frogs here, see? We are here. (Repeat, we are here! )

The commentator rushed over, knocked on the frog's head and said, "Hush, hush, shut up."

Dirty frog (impatient): Excuse me, my lady? Please tell me how long you want me to wait.

Princess: (panic, give it a bath quickly. Don't be angry, cute little frog, you need to take a bath first. Narrator, come and clean it with flowers.

Bai: Now the princess is going to kiss her frog.

When the man wanted to kiss his head, he suddenly stood up and vomited (took out the photo from his collar) to the princess.

Thank you, young lady. The Queen of Love asked me to give this to you after bathing. She promised me to bathe here.

Princess: What? (surprised)

Frog: She asked me to give you this photo. Thank you for taking a bath for me. Now you take it, take it.

So you are not my frog prince. The princess took a picture, the frog left, the princess looked at it, and then fainted.

Bai Chong came to hold her, and at the same time read aloud a way:

Honey, the man in the photo is the prince I promised you.