A collection of blessings for taking off your clothes on Singles’ Day

Being a bachelor has advantages: saving resources, saving energy, saving quilt covers, and saving gift sheets. Frugality is a virtue, being single is a nobility. On Singles' Day, I wish you: single, so you don't feel lonely; single, life is not simple! Happy holidays!

Where are the bachelors? Where are the bachelors? The bachelors are all on the list of the dating agency. What should I do if I take off my "light"? What should I do if I take off my "light"? To take off my "light", I need to: boldly express my feelings and act bravely. On Singles' Day, I wish you can get rid of your "nakedness" as soon as possible.

Every year during Singles’ Day, there will be a lot of loneliness. Loneliness cannot be shared with a friend, unless it is a special friend who also feels the same loneliness. Friends in loneliness, let us comfort each other with our hearts!

There are three Singles' Days every year, the Little Singles' Day, the Medium Singles' Day and the Big Singles' Day, commonly known as the "Three Lights". During Singles' Day, single friends must implement the "three things": shave their heads, use up all their money, and have sex with all the girls!

I endure the 12 Valentine's Days every year; every month I can’t stand the Wife’s Day on the 27th; I can’t stand the Chinese Valentine’s Day; I can’t stand the six sticks on Singles’ Day this year: My friend, it’s time to take off your clothes.

Every year there is a Singles’ Day, every time there is a me, every time I have a miss, every miss has a you, I don’t want to miss this year’s Singles’ Day, you Will you accompany me?

Beauty after beauty, there are so many beauties. I am tired of the villa, the marriage is in vain, spring has passed and autumn has come to Singles’ Day, I am lonely and troubled, no one wakes me up in the morning, and I sleep cold at night Under the covers, looking forward to having a companion next year, so there is no need to sing singles songs anymore.

I have been in a daze for decades, lingering in the clouds, gathering and dispersing without fate, still single in a hurry, alone in a deserted room. Singles' Day is coming soon, I hope you can accompany me on next year's Singles' Day.

If you put too much honey, you will be afraid of sweetness; if you put too much salt, you will be afraid of saltiness; if you put too much vinegar, you will be afraid of sourness. And my blessings are just right, not too much, not too little, not too fast, not too slow, I wish you a happy Singles' Day, happiness is not too fast, not too slow, just right!

The bee flies with the butterfly, and the tortoise is willing to carry the snail on its back. , the tiger chased the cat all over the ground, and the frogs and toads hugged piles... The animal president was angry: no intermarriage is allowed unless the same kind is allowed! Answer: It's Singles' Day, I can't control so much, let's take off our clothes first!

Good tip! You, help you get rid of your "glow" as soon as possible: learn noodles, and they will become soft and tender when exposed to water; learn chopsticks, and be knowledgeable and knowledgeable; learn green onions, and you will have a clean life without stains. Singles' Day is here, I wish your dreams will come true soon! Singles' Day humorous text messages

Explanation of terms bachelor: the nickname "Guangguang" is a single aristocrat in science and a bachelor in common people. It was also called an older youth and a male bachelor is called Sheng. The male is also known as Saint Seiya, and the female bachelor is called Shengnv, also known as Saint Mary. Happy Singles' Day!

Tomorrow is Singles' Day. I wish married people all the best, love in love, and underage students all the best in their studies! The main point is that I wish female bachelors always be young and beautiful, and male bachelors always full of vitality, and find their love as soon as possible. True love!

What’s wrong with being single? Isn’t it just listening to music, eating and traveling alone? We can still live a free and happy life. Today is Singles’ Day. May all singles be worry-free and happy forever.

Singles are carefree and advocate liberalism all day long. If you don’t have a partner, don’t suffer yourself. Those who are popular and drink spicy food will still be happy. If you have a partner, don’t be proud. I will send text messages to harass you on Singles’ Day! Singles’ Day Be happy!

Being single is tired all day long, you have three meals at the wrong time, you don’t have a date when you get home from work, and you are lonely and devastated. Don’t be too embarrassed in your youth. Put aside your unhappiness and have a party. Singles should be able to be narcissistic. Happy Singles' Day! Singles' Day SMS

Light can be light, very light; stick can be stick, but not permanent stick. The flowers are not flowers, the mist is not mist, the bachelor laughs, the bachelor cries, the smile is like spring water flowing for thousands of years, and the cry is like winter frost that melts quickly. On this Singles' Day, I wish you a happy and melting ice and snow.

It’s hard to be single, because my socks are torn; it’s hard to be single, because there’s no one to cook the instant noodles; it’s annoying to be single, so lonely without chatting; it’s fun to be single, send me a text message to comfort me! On Singles’ Day, for those around you Singles send blessings!

Portraits of bachelors’ friends: Female bachelors want to please themselves for their beauty, while male bachelors want to please themselves for their poverty! The troubles of bachelors: Only women and life are difficult, but wives and jobs are hard to find! Singles The holiday is coming soon, I wish you throw away your worries and embrace happiness! Singles’ Day SMS Jokes

Being single is actually not bad, being single is purely an accident. Just because the love is single-minded, the girl cannot be seen outside. He looks a little funny, but he is actually quite bearable. He is an upright man and has not yet been corrupted. Singles' Day is not a bad thing, just because I love you so much!

A bachelor's life is sweet, and there is no need to count pocket money; a bachelor is really leisurely, free and carefree, no one cares about him; a bachelor has a bright future, and there is development on the road of love; a bachelor is popular , friends’ blessings are endless. Wish you a happy Singles’ Day!