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What are the sentences for making friends with people with stomachache?

1, definitely not a woman! When my period comes, my stomach pain will wake me up.

2, personal stomachache talk about mood

Two people had stomachache this morning.

3, drinking on an empty stomach is very uncomfortable, and it can be uncomfortable for a while.

It's too difficult for me to burp all the time.

5. My stomach hurts so much that I want to cry and can't eat anything. I basically eat one meal a day these two days.

6, my stomach is uncomfortable, and life at home makes me want to cry. How did you become such a child's paper and a good boy before?

7. I have diarrhea the next day at work, and I have a stomachache and vomiting the next day. Sure enough, I am still not suitable for work.

8. A person is very scared at home, his stomach is uncomfortable, he is in a bad mood and wants to cry.

9. As a result, I have a stomachache, and I have diarrhea. After lying for a few minutes, I began to have a stomachache and pulled again.

10, the first time I slept in the middle of the night, I was awakened by a stomachache!

1 1, I have a stomachache and diarrhea when I eat it. I'm afraid I'm not possessed by a demon.

12, I want to throw up, but I can't. I want to cry. I have no appetite when I see anything.

13, I feel sick in my stomach, and now I want to cry.

14, all destroyed by stomach pain. I went to the toilet all morning and learned nothing! I'm so annoyed.

15, hypoxia+bleeding+leg pain is the most unbearable, today is not a disease-free moan.

16. Anyway, I go home alone and my stomach hurts. What's wrong with that? I don't feel well anywhere.

17, stomachache, leg pain, my throat is going to smoke. Xiao Zhang is so sad.

18 but I feel sick and want to cry. Sorry about my stomach.

19, it turns out that people are really uncomfortable and even want to cry except for their stomachache and physical discomfort.

20. My mother always thinks that I pretend to make me laugh and cry.

2 1, just like this weather

22. On the first day back, my stomach has been uncomfortable, and I feel like crying.

23, eye pain, stomach pain, heartache, now toothache can not sleep, pain and feeling, is a familiar pain.

24. When will my rebellion end?

25. Why do you have a stomachache every time you drink soy milk?

26, stomach pain, bleeding. I can't climb back to love and the city like this.

27, tired stomach uncomfortable, and a little want to cry.

28, squatting in the toilet for a long time, my legs are numb, and my stomach still hurts. It's too difficult for me.

29. My stomach suddenly hurts so much that I have to go to the toilet, so I have to go back to the subway station and swipe my card to go to the toilet.

30. I want to cry in my heart, and I feel uncomfortable if I don't sleep well.

3 1, it's so cold at home that I want to cry. I don't know why I just want to cry, and then I can't cry.

32. My stomach hurts and I don't want to talk.

I thought it would only last until the explosion. Well, after thinking about this, I feel that I can still be saved.