Show your gold teeth.

Policeman: Why didn't you shout for help when someone robbed your watch?

Man: If I open my mouth, they will find my four gold teeth. That's even worse.

Policeman: Someone robbed your watch. Why didn't you call for help?

Man: If I open my mouth, they will find my four gold teeth. That would be even worse.

Q: Why is Britain the wettest country? Because the queen has ruled there for many years! Q: Why is Britain the wettest country? Because the queen has ruled there for many years!

Q: Why did conjoined twins move to Britain? So the other one can drive!

Q: Why did conjoined twins move to England? A: So another person can drive!

Want to hear a dirty joke? A child jumped into the mud. )

Q: Do you want to hear dirty jokes? A child jumped into the mud.

Q: What does the Loch Ness monster eat? A: Fish and boats.

Q: What does the Loch Ness monster eat? A: Fish and boats.