Kneel for the script, sketch and drama of the new year's party at the university. It takes six to eight people.

Super funny sketch "Wang Zicheng Dragon"

Moderator: Live host

Strict discipline: parents who are too serious.

A strict wife: a strict wife.

Yan Yan: A disciplined daughter, a 12-year-old female student.

Relaxation: Overhappy parents.

Generous wife: A generous and relaxed wife

Kuankuan: relaxed daughter, 12-year-old male student.

-(There is a cheerful music host on the stage)

Moderator: Audience friends! Hello everyone! The "Jackie Chan Cup" prize contest begins now! (ancient) a shop sign in the shape of a ribbon.

Jackie Chan, expecting a girl to become a phoenix, has been the common wish of all parents for thousands of years. But, how to do it?

Parents play a decisive role in cultivating the next generation. We are going to hold a grand prix today.

Choose an ideal group of parents. So what is the prize? We'll talk about it then ... okay!

Let's give the warmest applause to the first group of parents-

-(about strict couples)

Moderator: Let me introduce myself first.

Strict discipline: hello, my name is strict discipline, and this is my wife.

Moderator: Good! Let's ask your husband and wife to introduce their experience in educating their children!

Strict discipline: our couple's education method for children is four words-

Strict husband and wife: (together) strict discipline.

Moderator: Why?

Strict discipline: No rules, no Fiona Fang.

Strict wife: strict faith in horses will never make a good child!

Moderator: Good! Next, we will welcome the children of the first group of families with warm applause.

(Start Music: Effect Music)

Moderator: Yo! Is a lady-like girl. (Say: Yan goes to his parents)

Yan Yan: (very politely) Hello, Dad! Hello, mom! (to the Lord) Hello, Aunt! (Yan comes again.

Go to the stage) Under the stage: grandpa, grandma, uncle, aunt, brother, sister, brother,

Sister, selling candied haws, selling melon seeds, selling popsicles, selling soda, everyone at night.

good

(Master and husband and wife take the lead)

Strict discipline: how (to the Lord)? Do you know manners?

Compere: Great! Come on! Aunt asks you, what's your name?

Yan Yan: My name is Yan Yan.

Moderator: How many points did you get in the Chinese exam this semester?

Yan Yan: One hundred.

Moderator: Math?

Yan Yan: One hundred.

Moderator: Pictures?

Yan Yan: One hundred.

Moderator: English?

Yan Yan: One hundred.

Strict discipline: Did you hear that? Every door is one hundred! Did you practice the piano today?

Yan Yan: I practiced for an hour.

Strict discipline: what about calligraphy?

Yan Yan: Two hours.

Strict discipline: What about the computer?

Yan Yan: I thought you came to the party! Go back and work overtime for another four hours.

Moderator: Yan Yan! Aren't you tired like this every day?

Yan Yan: Not tired.

Moderator: Mom and Dad are so strict with you every day, are you willing?

Yan Yan: Yes!

Strict discipline: Can a child become a useful person without strict discipline? I'm sure all the parents here hope.

Child: Polite, studious, hardworking, diligent. Right?

Moderator: Judging from the applause, we basically agree with the method of strict discipline. All right!

Let's welcome the second group of parents with warm applause.

—— (Excerpted from Allegro Music in Tianjin, Guang Couple)

Relax: (Tianjin accent) Hello everyone! My name is Kuan Relaxation, and this is my wife.

Moderator: Tell me about your experience in educating children.

Relax: the way we educate our children is also four words-

Mr. and Mrs. Kuan: (Together) Let nature take its course.

Relax: educate children and let nature take its course. There are many rural children whose parents can't control them.

Take an examination of famous universities as usual.

Wide wife: Yes! The tree is big and straight, and it's no use worrying about it.

Moderator: Good! Hearing is empty, seeing is believing. Let's look at children who grow up naturally.

What are children like? Tell me about it!

The music begins with nunchakus and goes on smoothly.

Kuankuan: Hello!

Relax: Hello!

Kuankuan: Dude!

Relax: dude!

Moderator: Dad and son are buddies!

Relax: this is called kindness.

Wide wife: This is called democracy.

Relax: our children are the most polite!

Kuan Kuan: That's right! Mom! Come here!

Wide wife: What are you doing?

Kuankuan: I haven't kissed you yet!

Wide wife: Yo! I forgot! (Let the children kiss)

Strict discipline: What etiquette (to the Lord)?

Wide wife: This is called international standard.

Kuankuan: Dad! Give my mother a kiss.

Relax: In front of so many people-

Width: This is an international standard! (Song couple and relatives)

Strict discipline: OK! This is not an international standard, but international pollution.

Compere: Kid, how many points did you get in this semester?

Width: 100.

Compere: Did you get a hundred points?

Width: What kind of posterior molars are you biting? I mean Chinese and math plus one ... ah, one hundred.

Strict discipline: good! Fail both subjects.

Kuankuan: Dad! I gave you so many points in the exam that you should be rewarded.

Relax: OK!

Strict discipline: this is the reward!

Relax: That's good! Last exam, our children added four courses together ... Ah, one hundred.

Son! Say! Reward?

Kuankuan: Climb on the ground and let me ride a big horse.

Relax: (embarrassed) ...

Wide wife: Let him ride! It's not once or twice!

-(wide relaxation: crawling on the ground, riding wide)

Kuankuan: Dad! Bark like a donkey or I'll kill you. (Song Xue) ..........................................