Homophonic English jokes hurt the stomach.

What kind of jokes did the students play? Listen to the English jokes I arranged for you.

Don't you know? I don't need to pay for lightning.

Teacher: Who can tell me the difference between lightning and electricity?

Student: You don't know? T have to pay for lightning.

Lightning doesn't have to pay.

Teacher: Who can tell me the difference between lightning and electricity?

Student: Lightning doesn't have to be paid.

H o n e s t y

A man who was driving was stopped by a policeman. The following communication took place. ...

Man: Is there a problem, officer?

Policeman: You are driving at least 75 miles in the 55-mile speed limit zone.

Man: No, sir, I drove 65 miles.

Wife: Oh, Harry. You're driving at 80. The man gave his wife a dirty look. )

Officer: I'll give you a ticket, too, because your taillight is broken.

Man: The taillight is broken? I didn't know the taillight was broken.

Wife: Oh, Harry, you knew about the tail weeks ago. The man gave his wife another dirty look. )

Officer: I'll also give you a subpoena for not wearing your seat belt.

Man: Oh, I just took it off when you walked to the car.

Wife: Oh, Harry, you never wear a seat belt.

Man: Shut the fuck up.

Police officer: (turning to the lady): Ma 'am, does your husband always talk to you like this?

Wife: No, only when he is drunk.

honest

The police stopped a motorist. Then the following dialogue appeared:

Man: Is there a problem, officer?

Policeman: You drove at least 75 miles in the 55-mile speed limit zone.

Man: No, sir, it's 65 miles.

Wife: Ah, Harry, you just drove 80 miles. The man glared at his wife. )

Officer: I want to give you a ticket, too. Your taillight is broken.

Man: The taillight is broken? I didn't know that the taillight was broken until you told me.

Wife: Oh, Harry, you knew it weeks ago. The man gave her a bad look again. )

Officer: I will also give you a subpoena. You're not wearing a seat belt.

Man: Oh, I untied it when you walked to my car.

Wife: Ah, Harry, you never wear a seat belt.

Shut the fuck up.

Officer: (turning to the lady) Ma 'am, does your husband always talk to you like this?

Wife: No, only when he is drunk.

He must have a computer.

A mother is teaching God to her 5-year-old son. ? Do you know that?/You know what? One day she said to him. God knows where everyone is and what they are doing all the time. ? The little boy looked at his mother with wide eyes and said. Wow. He must have a computer. ?

He must have a computer.

A mother told her five-year-old son about God. ? Guess what? One day she said to him, No matter where a person is or what he is doing, God knows. ? The little boy looked at his mother with wide eyes and said, Wow. Then he must have a computer. ?

not bad

My wife and I were stopped by a state policeman. He started issuing speeding tickets. My wife, who? The hairdresser said, If you give us a warning, let us go. Me? I'll give you a free haircut for a year. ?

The policeman took off his hat-he was completely bald.

Peter Orfanos

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My wife and I were stopped by the police and he gave us a speeding ticket. My wife is a hair stylist, so she told the police. If you don't warn us, I'll give you a free haircut for a year. ?

The police took off his hat? He is bald.

Who's disgusting

First of all: My neighbor is a pain in the neck. He just moved here recently. He rings my doorbell at midnight. ?

Second:? It's disgusting in faith. Did you call the police?

First of all: I just regard him as a madman and continue to play my piano. ?

Who hates it?

A:? My new neighbor is so hateful that he rings my doorbell in the middle of the night. ?

b:？ It's hateful. Did you call the police?

A:? No. I think he is crazy. Go on playing my piano. ?

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