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Happy moment: I’m older, can we talk about some healthy topics?

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Happy moment: Once I was sick and went to the hospital to see a doctor. There was a female patient in front of me. . . . . Cut. . . . . Patient: Doctor, I feel like my sleep has been a little abnormal recently. Doctor: What’s wrong? What are the symptoms? Patient: I wake up before seven o'clock every day now. The doctor said helplessly: It's time to wake up the girl at seven o'clock. . . .

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Happy moment: Two old ladies chatting next to the vegetable stall in the community. An old lady said: Alas! My waist has been sore recently... Another old lady took over the conversation with a smile: What's wrong? Let's have a rough night with the old man. . . . . . . While I was shopping for groceries, I thought to myself: My aunt, how old are you? Can we talk about some healthy topics and stop being so cruel to dogs?

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Happy moment: This morning my husband said that his female colleague’s MM was bigger than mine. I immediately replied that my male colleague’s JJ was bigger than his. Come on, let’s hurt each other!