Please ask for jokes from "Yilin"

1. Once, my classmate asked me which department another classmate was in in the hospital. I couldn’t remember clearly, but I thought it was both internal medicine and acupuncture.

2. A boy saw his uncle and said, "Buy uncle, second food!" Uncle: "This kid, you are talking so big, you can't even talk to anyone." Can speak!

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3. When I was in school, the league secretary was particularly bad at talking. When I joined the league, there was only one girl and me (a miserable person)

Seeing that) our league secretary said without hesitation when presiding over: Today is a happy day for two classmates, and the rest of the classmates all laughed out loud -_-0 A semester has passed It was this man who presided over the joining ceremony of another classmate and said welcome XXX

Classmate to join our mysterious organization...

4. I have a special shyness A shy male classmate went to the cafeteria to have breakfast. The waiter at the window asked him: "What do you want?" He lowered his head and said: "I want... I want... a steamed bun and a bun Baozi." The guy stared at him for a long time and said, "What do you want? Tell me again?" "I want a bun and a bun...Oh no! A bun and a bread!" Guy

FAINT!

5. When I was in college, a classmate and I were arguing about an issue. We were at a disadvantage for a moment. In desperation, he slapped the table and stood up and shouted: You are talking nonsense

, I am not the same. Not stupid!

6. One of my buddies went on a blind date. When we came back, everyone asked him how he was. The buddies said: This girl is really rough. When it was lunch time, 2 people

went into a house In a beef ramen restaurant, the girl said loudly to the chef: Hey, give me 2 bowls~~~ The ramen chef said: Do you want to eat? I will do it. My buddy quickly said: 1 bowl, you can just 1 bowl. It is said that at that time Everyone in the restaurant laughed~~

7. Once my sister introduced a song to me. She said it was called "Girl's Underpants". I was surprised and took the CD to have a look.

It is "a girl's prayer"...

8. The primary school teacher "soothed" our nervousness before the open class and said: "Don't be nervous, everyone, we are in class

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Don't look around, not all people sitting in the audience have two noses and one eye!"

9. In English class, the teacher said: "good morning , teacher" student: "good morning, student"

The whole class fell down...

10. When I was a child, people who sold popsicles and ice cream usually sold them on bicycles. Once, in I heard an aunt shouting in the room: New ice cream, it's hot. (I guess the aunt used to sell fried cakes and fried dough sticks)

11. One of my classmates called another friend. , the other party’s grandfather answered the call, and the classmate didn’t know what he was thinking, so he opened his mouth

It was: "Grandpa, this is grandma..." Suddenly he felt something was wrong, and hung up the phone with a bang...

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12. My sister and I were playing at home when we were young. She pretended to be a chivalrous girl, alertly listening to the outside world, and then said to me with a vigilant face: "Huh?" That’s not right, Boss!"

13. A colleague at work read the newspaper and said that Liu Xiaoqing gave birth to a child before she was married, and her name was Yunyun. We hurriedly took the newspaper to look for her,

She was missing. He came over and pointed it out to us, and at first glance, he saw that "Liu Xiaoqing had made very modern remarks in that era, such as being single for the rest of his life, but he could have a child without getting married, etc.

14. A girl turned around during class:

Do you think my chest hair is beautiful?

The people in the back row were shocked!

The girl was shy, Explained:

I want to tell you whether my eyebrows are fierce or not

15. When a primary school student sees a classmate who is asked to read a composition by the teacher, he is particularly envious and always looks forward to it. With

The teacher can also allow himself to read it once. The opportunity has finally come.

"So-and-so, read your composition to everyone!

The primary school student stood up with a "thump": ""My Teacher". Teacher, I look so much like your mother..."

16. When I was a primary school student, I expressed my determination at the school meeting: "We must learn from the Red Army's The revolutionary spirit of snow-capped mountains and grasslands." From then on, he was deprived of the right to speak politically for life.

17. When I was in high school, my teacher asked my classmate to read the text aloud. This girl was always known for her vivid reading, and it was the same day. Holding the textbook, he read aloud in a measured tone: He stood guard in the snowstorm, holding a steel gun tightly in his hand. (Original text)

What we heard was.

.He stood guard in the blizzard, holding a pen tightly in his hand.

.The whole class was silent for a while, the teacher fell down with laughter, and then the classmates fell down.

18. Remember When I was in primary school, there was a text called Waterfall. In the middle, it was mentioned that the author turned around a mountain and saw a waterfall hanging in the middle of the mountain. When a female classmate of mine read it aloud, she also said with great emotion: Turn around this mountain, I was stunned. A rag hung on the mountain.

The whole class was stunned.