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The beginning and end of the little joke broadcast script

1. Flying for the first time

A person felt like vomiting when he first got on the plane. The flight attendant took an empty bag, and when it was almost full, she went to take another bag, and told "don't vomit".

When I came back, I saw it all over the place. When asked why, I replied: "I saw it was almost full, so I took another sip, and everyone around me vomited..."

2. Boy, where is your father?

The elephant was bitten by a snake, but the snake quickly got into the hole.

The elephant was very depressed and thought: Wait until dark to see if your demo comes out!

At this time, an earthworm came out of the hole. The elephant stepped on its neck and said: Boy, where is your father?

3. I will scream when the climax comes

The old man took the bus to Gaochao Village to do errands.

On the way, I asked the waitress: Have you climaxed yet?

Waiter: Not yet.

After a while he asked again: Have you reached your climax?

The waiter got angry and said: What the hell, old man, why are you so anxious? I will scream when I climax!

4. Wild

On the beach, a man was naked, buried under the sand and enjoying a sand bath, with only his eyes exposed.

Soon the three beauties came to the beach to prepare for swimming. They set up a small tent on the beach to change into swimsuits, but by chance, the man who was bathing in the sand was completely covered in the tent. Inside.

When the man saw the beauty at first sight, his words couldn't help but go out of his mind. The beautiful woman who was changing clothes accidentally tripped and couldn't help but cheered, "Ah! Come and see, there are wild things like this too." ”

5. Thread

A female kindergarten teacher led her students to swim and accidentally exposed a hair. A student asked the teacher, what is that?

The female teacher pulled it out ruthlessly, saying it was a thread!

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