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Please write about abuse, the writing is good, I will torture you to death.

1. Fairy Tales: Flowers of Thousand Bones

“I am most afraid of two things in this world, ghosts and masters...” “Sister, you are so tall and beautiful, the only one The only disadvantage is that the breasts are a little small..." "These tongues are very obedient. Sometimes they need to be watered, and sometimes they need to be opened to let them bask in the sun." "What do you mean, stay away from her? What a joke! I want the world in my hands, but I’m afraid that I can’t defeat this little world!” “There is no like or dislike, so no matter how I live, it doesn’t matter to me. ”

2. Jiuzhou Huaxu’s introduction

Hua Xu’s introduction will lead to disaster in troubled times.

The strings of the zither resounded across all the nations of Kyushu, causing a silent alarm.

This is a story that takes place in troubled times.

On the day the city was destroyed, Princess Ye Zhen of the Wei Kingdom died for her country and came back to life with the help of shark beads. When she plays the Huaxu tune, human flesh and bones are revealed, and she enters dreams and memories. The music composed of illusions is full of the bitterness and bitterness of the human world.

And she and the Crown Prince Chen who destroyed her country met again and again in illusions, with two identities and two fates.

Qingping Huaxu Diao, can everyone regain their longing for the past and no longer be sad?

3. Love and hate are boundless

She spent five years waiting for him, five years to accumulate love for him

He spent five years hating her, five years Over the years, I spent my love for her

Time has changed the two people who were originally in love

When she was heartbroken, she discovered that he and she were not meant to be...

4. Still remembering Jinghong Zhaoying

My sister unexpectedly escaped from marriage, leaving her with no choice but to marry into the Tian family. From being alone in the boudoir on her wedding night to learning about her husband's unforgettable past, she has always dealt with it indifferently. Marrying a prince is destined to have nothing to do with love. All she cares about is keeping her family safe. She accompanies him, step by step, to conquer the world. She looked at him, her eyes becoming colder as she smiled. I never thought that one day, everything I believed in would be destroyed to pieces by his own hands.

5. Yuyan is wrong - I am a mistress in time-travel

Unreasonable front page copywriting

It is said in "White Horse Roaring in the West Wind" that if the person you love deeply falls deeply in love with someone else, what can you do?

She said: There is nothing we can do. Find another branch to climb on.

A certain student asked: Who are you looking for?

She said: Of course she is looking for a powerful and beautiful man in the world.

A certain student asked: What if there is someone you like?

She said: Then tear it down.

A certain student: Are you willing to be a mistress?

She said: There is nothing wrong with a life of good food, drink and housing for me.

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Sensational version of the copy

Just to appreciate you and look back on me, making me miss you in your dynasty and evening.

That year in the Peach Blossom Valley, the startling glance when I opened my eyes was destined to be a waste of time.

If you are in pain for her, I will focus on the love story for you.

The world scolds me and slanders me, and even you look down on me.

I don’t regret stepping on this noisy road of no return.

I'm just afraid that I will lose my original intention.

In that blue color, there will be no recovery.

Du Dao is full of jade belts and unrivaled beauty.

But if you have missed it,

How can you compose that soul-stirring song again?

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Epic version copy

The summer of the thirty-first year of Yonghe

Wu Guosan The prince's next maid, surnamed Li, jumped into a cliff thousands of meters high to confuse the enemy.

In the summer of the same year, the marriage between the third prince of Wu Kingdom and Princess Junlan was postponed without reason.

This delay lasted two years.

In the autumn of the thirty-third year of Yonghe

The third prince of the Wu Kingdom married Princess Junlan. Unexpectedly, the maid named Li who had been dead for two years suddenly appeared again.

To predict what will happen next, please listen to Xiaosheng’s analysis...

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Dialogue version copy

Li Yanhui: As a time-travelling person, I have been a mistress all the time, and I am still a mistress with no money or a house. It is a real failure.

Wu Ziyu: It turns out that I also failed you. After you jumped off the cliff, I felt like I had lost something. I didn’t understand it before. You suddenly appeared and fell in front of me yesterday, and I realized that I would never be able to do anything again in this life. I can’t let you go!

Master Yuque: I am willing to subvert the world of mortals and make you smile.

Wu Zichu: Don’t touch her... How could you become so... I don’t recognize you...

Baiyao: Why are you always at odds with yourself.