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Kenny Lin, Johnny, Liu Haoran, steel, the charm of straight men, make you laugh until you are shaking in bed.
Let's walk into the world of straight steel players in the entertainment circle, which is harder than iron and stronger than steel. Please welcome the first ~
There is a kind of dog in this world, called forest dog ~
In a program, when talking about the source of the nickname of the forest dog, Kenny Lin explained that this nickname can be traced back to the time of study. In college, there were many "dogs" in the dormitory. When Michael Chen mentioned that their dormitory was also called "four dogs on the stage", Kenny Lin couldn't wait to respond that all the students in his class were "dogs". Provoked to one side of Sun Yang directly smile became Jin Guanchang.
As for the interaction with fans, Kenny Lin has many funny scenes. For example, once a fan visited the class and found that Lin Gou was fighting with Black Powder on the Internet in the middle of the night in the hotel, only to see a cone head and ass hanging from his head and directly fighting with Black Powder until 3: 30. The fan is so sleepy that he can't stay awake. As a result, he woke up and found that his eldest brother was still playing until 5: 30, hahahaha ~
There is also his nickname-"900 million girls' dream", which is not only a slap in the face for eating spicy strips, but also a joke of teammates. At that time, I was playing games with Michael Chen and others. Michael Chen saw the name and said, "Whose id is so cheap? "
Oh ~ yes, it belongs to the forest dog. According to Michael Chen, he even took a picture of Zhu Zhen playing video games to the wrong side, and changed its name to "Drunk Girl's Dream", which made me laugh and almost left this beautiful world.
In the tidbits of Chu Qiao Biography, Kenny Lin was too tired to catch Zhao, then put Zhao down and spoke loudly. By the way, "You should eat less." Li Ying also directly replied that you were weak, so Kenny Lin also made the audience laugh.
Besides these, in terms of clothing, Kenny Lin's eldest brother is also infatuated with diogenes's temperament aesthetics. Fans bluntly said: whether you dress well or not depends entirely on your work. Ha ha ha ha, sure enough, as long as you are handsome and aggressive, straight men are handsome in casual clothes.
There is a fish named Johnny in this world ~
Please welcome the second straight steel player WULI whale ~
In a program, Johnny drew with a Macey doll, but because of his straight male nature, he didn't distinguish between pink and flesh color. Ha ha ha ha this handsome guy, what's the matter?
As for his self-introduction, it is such a style of painting ~ In a program, this handsome guy danced with a touching dance and said, "Hello, I'm Johnny, yellow at the traffic lights ~" Hahahahahahaxswl, brother, my name is Xun, (Is lavender smoked? ) no, smoked Wukong's smoked
Another time, a reporter stopped a whale with his car. The reporter asked: "You don't know who we are, can you just let us interview?" Johnny said bluntly, "What should I do? I can't beat you. " It makes people laugh their heads off.
Another time, during an interview, the host asked him, "What are your advantages compared with Obabi in South Korea?"
He replied solemnly, "My Mandarin is good." . You're absolutely right, drum ... clap your hands!
Facing his fans, this straight man is also very stubborn. Live shower? Hair paste? Mao stuffy watch! Point to the camera and get on the horse and take it off immediately. . . Wait until the camera switches, and sure enough!
It is really washing! Jujube! Wash! Jujube!
Ha ha ha ha this wave of operation, no problem. ...
When asked about the details of the birthday party, the answer was also ridiculous.
It really lives up to its reputation.
Once again, in a program, Xiao Tian asked everyone present:
"What is the university in your mind?"
When asked about whales, Johnny replied without thinking:
"drill the grove ~"
Aside lulu repeatedly clap your hands, Ehan Juan paused, and then laughed.
Ha ha ha ha ha this answer, mom, I'm getting off ~
In the face of fans who like themselves, our "Helan Adult" is also quite a pet powder. Besides joking with fans, Johnny likes to pay for them. Fans often break the news in Weibo, and whales will swipe their cards to buy food for fans. Although fans also implicitly refused, swiping cards still made people feel invincible and considerate, and their goodwill soared.
There is a kind of mouse in this world, oh no, there is a kind of Haoran named Liu Haoran.
Please welcome the third steel player, Haoran's brother ~
Jay is in his prime, and Liu Haoran knows the marriage law by heart. When asked by a reporter, "If a fan wants to marry you", Haoran's younger brother almost didn't let the reporter's microphone drop on the spot.
"I'm only 20 years old this year" and "breaking the law ~" are also answers, and it is said that China's marriage law stipulates that men can't get married before the age of 22.
Although Haoran's younger brother is now over 22 years old, facing a large number of female fans who are eager to get married, I saw how I responded tactfully, and then I started the mode of tying the demons. I can't marry that much if I want to, and bigamy is illegal ~ Emma's point of view is too reasonable for me to refute.
Then the reporter asked: Which do you think you are more like "Little Wolf Dog" or "Little Milk Dog"? Ran Hao's brain circuit responded strangely: "Can't I be like a person? "Ha ha ha ha ha my mom, this classmate is so cute ~
There is also a joke circulating on the Internet: whenever Haoran's younger brother is interviewed or on a talk show, the agent will tremble because he wants to gag him with a microphone every minute. Shortly after the military training, Liu Haoran was interviewed.
Under normal circumstances, stars will give some official answers, such as yes, well, I love you physically, and fans may say, why don't you go to military training with me and exercise well ~
And it's time for Liu Haoran steel to hit directly, and his answer is:
"They want me to shit ~" This ... this is so real. Bang, hahahahaha, the fans immediately said: I am not, I am not!
As a straight man, you should naturally keep your handsome and straightforward style when taking pictures.
Haoran's younger brother is very concerned about the appearance rate of his nostrils. As long as he takes a selfie, he usually wants his nostrils to occupy a place in the photo. A loving look, are you afraid? This reinforced man, you are so handsome, I love hahahaha.
These are all interesting stories summed up by Sister Xing and several Iron Man in the entertainment circle, Johnny. I wonder which straight man in your heart has a better steel index? Everyone is a clean stream in the entertainment circle, and a straight man suddenly hits. Although they are all straightforward and fresh, how can such a talented man in Frankly Tell the Public not make people fall in love at first sight?
Although there are many reinforced straight men who are fascinated by aesthetics and love to death in life, their thoughtfulness and sincerity will also make many girls fall into their unique personal charm. For such a charming steel straight man, Sister Xing warmly welcomes everyone to break the news ~
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