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Horizontal criticism: how to connect if the heart is moving

Part I: Love is in arrears, love has stopped, and fate is not in the service area.

Bottom line: thinking is unresponsive, thinking is too busy, and feelings cannot be recharged.

Horizontal criticism: how to connect if the heart is moving

Part I: Pseudonym, False Name and False Address

Bottom line: cheating on eating, cheating on drinking and cheating on feelings

Horizontal approval: those who wish to take the bait

The first part: The wind is blowing and the rain is falling. I am waiting for your call back.

Part two: live for you, die for you, and wait for you all your life.

Horizontal batch: sent to the wrong person

Part I: Love your country, your family and your sister.

Part II: Fire Prevention, Theft Prevention and Senior Brother

Horizontal criticism: freedom of love

Part one: Look at the back, there are thousands of troops.

Part two: Turn your head and scare away millions of heroes

Horizontal batch: my god!

Part I: Say you can do it, you can do it or you can't do it.

Bottom line: If you say no, you can't do it, and neither can you.

Cross-approval: I can't accept it.

Part One: Recalling the past, Redmi, pumpkin soup, a wife and a group of children.

Part two: Look at the present, white rice, turtle soup, a child and a bunch of wives.

Horizontal batch: keep pace with the times

Part one: I am crazy for you, tired for you, and bear all the sins for you.

Part II: Die for you, be crazy for you, and hit the wall for you.

Horizontal criticism: crazy about love

Part one: It is difficult to love and be loved.

Bottom line: Love and fate take time.

Horizontal criticism: friendship is priceless

An old man met an old woman in the park.

The first part of men going out: there is a lot of energy in the air, and there is no land to cultivate.

Female couplet: waste two acres of fertile land and wait for people to plow.

Horizontal criticism: waste is shameful

Part I: Love has been suspended, and love has also lightened its position, and fate has slipped to the daily limit.

Bottom line: thinking about the bull market and the bear market, feelings can't be cast for a long time.

Horizontal batch: make up the position quickly.

The first part: boys, girls, poor scholars, endless.

The second part: first love, passionate love, extramarital love, reluctant to part.

Horizontal criticism: there is no love in life

Part one: The person I love has been taken away.

Bottom line: People who love me are terrible.

Horizontal criticism: bad luck