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"If you let me down, I will abandon you."

YeHua said: What would you do if I let you down?

Susie: If you break my oath, it doesn't count. I will abandon you and never see you again. There is no room for sand in my eyes.

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Every woman fantasizes that one day, her prince will appear and live a happy life from now on; Everyone once dreamed: I wish to be United as one, and I will never part. But sometimes there is not only Prince Charming, but also sand. What would you do if you were blinded by sand? You always keep the sand in your eyes and rub it. Everyone tells you your misfortune: the sand has entered my eyes, but I can't get out anyway. In fact, sometimes it's not that the sand doesn't want to come out, but that you don't want to come out … or find a basin of clear water to clean the sand in your eyes and protect your eyes from looking at the sand.

Ann is my neighbor. We grew up together and studied together. When we were young, time was always so beautiful. Xiao An is a girl who can bear hardships, which may have a lot to do with her family. When Xiao An was very young, her mother left her and her father, leaving Xiao An to live with her grandparents and father. When I was in junior high school, Xiao An stopped studying with us. She went out to work. In our place, as long as you don't study and go out to work for a year or two, it's a blind date, and then you get married and have children ... Xiao An is no exception. Xiao An also has his own marriage, and then they go out together and enter the same company. They are also very happy. Later, Ann thought that the so-called "Prince Charming" would protect her all her life, but less than a year and a half after marriage, the so-called "Prince Charming" had another woman. Ann once fantasized that two people could make up and tried to save this so-called "marriage". She also tried to get me to add my mistress's WeChat Tik Tok to see if they were together. However, like spilled water, no matter how much you want to go back, you can't go back. In the end, Xiao An's first marriage ended in divorce. When I went home for the Spring Festival, Xiao An complained to me: I never thought my marriage was so bad. My parents' marriage actually left a big shadow on Xiao An. In fact, maybe we all think that an unfaithful relationship can save anything. Maybe it's because things didn't happen to me that I feel so chic. Less than half a year after the divorce, Xiao An started her second marriage under the pressure of her neighbors and family. Unfortunate people are always so unlucky. Xiao An later told me that the second man was lazy and asked her to help him with his debts. Later, Ann got pregnant. Sometimes this person will have a cold war with Ann and will not go home for a long time. Later, Xiao an felt that there was no hope, and the children ran away, and then they couldn't do it. Two unhappy marriages have also brought great trauma to Ann's mind. After returning home, Ann began to tell me about her unfortunate second marriage ... I could only listen to her quietly, saying that she should relax and let nature take its course. She is still young and everything should move on. Who can't tell the truth? .. and I hope Ann can really get through it, live a stable life and live a good future with peace of mind. If you can't hold the sand, you might as well raise it.

Let's not talk about right and wrong in marriage. Sometimes relationships require two people to run together. I feel that I am also the kind of person who can't tolerate sand in my eyes. If you don't go, I won't give up, but if you lose, I will abandon you and never see you again. I won't tell you how unfortunate I am, because sometimes you expose your scars again and again, and others laugh at you. Now in this society, divorce has become as simple as routine. So dear girl, don't put all your thoughts on one person, because sometimes the mountain will collapse, everyone will run, and ultimately you have to rely on yourself. So before meeting that person, don't settle for it, go to school and constantly enrich yourself. One day you will meet someone who will never leave when you come …

Finally, "May you be warm in three winters, may you feel chilly in spring, may you have a lamp in the dark and an umbrella in the rain, may you have a lover along the way, and may time slow down ..."