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Do you have any skeletons in your closet?
Of course, I have a skeleton in my closet. This matter has been buried in my heart for many years, and I have never mentioned it to anyone so far.
At that time, something happened in the third grade. At that time, I was the representative of the Chinese class in my class, and naturally I often went in and out of the teacher's office. I remember that it was the last semester of grade three. At that time, I went to the office to deliver my exercise books, and all the teachers went to the meeting. There was no one in the whole office. Suddenly I found a test paper under a pile of books. I took it out carefully and looked carefully. It turned out to be a test paper made by teachers together.
I heard from the teacher that this is more important to us than the exam. If anyone does well in the exam, they will be directly sent to County No.1 Middle School. Seeing such a good opportunity in front of my eyes, I looked around and there was no one, so I picked up the teacher's paper and pen, secretly wrote a rough outline of the big question casually, and left in a hurry.
So in the next few days, I secretly studied these big questions. If I can really study them thoroughly, I will definitely get good grades in the exam. In this way, I did better than anyone else in that exam. I didn't take the senior high school entrance examination, so I successfully entered County No.1 Middle School.
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