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Seven-second memory joke of fish
According to scientific records, a fish's memory is 7 seconds. After 7 seconds, it won't remember what happened in the past. For fish, this fish tank is its whole world, fresh every day, and you can also love fish every day, fresh and exciting.
If human cells are updated every seven years, will it still be me after seven years?
He said that human thinking is the biggest difference between humans and animals. As long as your mind is complete, you are still you. Metaphysical tone. I said I didn't understand.
"However, is seven years enough to completely forget someone?" I asked myself with a smile. Seven years have passed, how many years have passed, and the pain-related cells in memory have not decreased a lot. Like chronic poisoning, they go deep into every nerve ending of the body and hurt the whole body. Just like human reproduction, some pains in the body are transferred to the next generation of individuals, and recessive genes are buried deep in the body. In the future, when you meet someone with a dominant gene, there will be a bang and the disease will never stop. Like a chronic disease, I am willing to torture people to death, leaving only skin and bones, but I don't want to let go. On the day I had to die, the pain was finally buried underground like a body. After all, it will be the day when dust returns to dust and dirt returns to dirt. After all, they are together and can't live without each other for a moment.
In those seven years, they couldn't afford to wait.
* * Some people who used to love each other are old and dead, but some people who love each other meet again after many years.
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02
At the end of summer, I dragged his skirt, which was a little deformed, and I was still rubbing the dirty liquid on him. Even if it's my own, it makes me sick
"It's a pity that a good dress has nothing to do with the innocent victims of the murder case." Ask him at the end of summer, "How have you changed your taste recently?" She restrained her schadenfreude a little and was indifferent. "Gee, your taste is not necessarily better than before." At the end of summer, there was a thorn in the language, and even myself was wronged.
She laughed at her taste. Chen Chen, like a cat with a keen sense of smell, smelled the cheating fish. He smelled a whiff of sour vinegar, and the sour person had a toothache. He admitted that he had this smell when he first met her. There is no denying it. He was quite sure that she had not forgotten herself. He said, "Don't you remember? She is Salina. " The tone of inquiry, but with a frivolous provocation. Yes, he has a new boyfriend. At the end of summer, he was alone, and he had every right to laugh at her relatives of the man with the eye of a needle.
Moreover, she doesn't intend to bring it, and it is not convenient to move forward. It is difficult to resist his provocation. New love for her, old love for yourself. As a loser, I decided in late summer that I didn't have the capital to make a comeback.
At the end of summer, I was depressed, but I still couldn't connect the woman at the reception with the person who once comforted me (seemingly comforted me). She and her face, at the end of summer, can't stack her in memory with today's face to form a brand-new her. In this regard, the end of summer is a headache. Recalling the past is not always sweet, but thinking about it is extremely horrible. Since then, her image has collapsed in her own mind, creating the ruins in the collapsed ruins in her own mind, which can never be completely pieced together.
Reality is an atomic bomb that destroys memory. With this article, my field has been bombed and changed beyond recognition.
She told Chen Chen slowly, "I threw up your face, and you rubbed my whole body. We are even. " I raised my voice. "From now on, you have your sunshine road, and I will take my wooden bridge. We all owe each other! "
After the assertion at the end of summer, I turned and left. With the back to say and Susselina, and embarrassed Chen Chen. At this moment, I am in a bad mood and turn a blind eye to the elusive emotions on their faces. She despises such herself, is not qualitative enough, and is easily provoked by war. She doesn't want to stay here for a moment. She doesn't want to hear any explanation about him and Serena. Not even a few words.
She was out of step and left soon. At the end of summer, I took the manager and left without saying a word. It is difficult for him to wait at the door, and she understands this idea.
Although the manager was suspicious, he obeyed the end of summer. He was clever enough not to ask "why?" At this point, the end of summer is still grateful. In fact, remove his title, remove his prejudice against him all the time. Besides, he's not that annoying. In her imagination. She just subconsciously refused to contact with the opposite sex. The manager's affection for her is just a delusion after her fantasy is processed. She thought, maybe she really thought too much! Always like to push people to the bad side.
On second thought, she felt that the manager was not so upset. At the moment, she is very sure.
Chen Chen short of breath, he looked at the end of summer and roared off, is also helpless. He can't drag her here and bombard her again! This woman is so insidious that even after breaking up, she doesn't forget to treat him like a soft persimmon and pinch him hard. He only hates himself, but he has no ambition. After so many years, everything has grown, but he has achieved nothing. He flew into a rage. She is too cruel to talk to him again.
So Salina was in a bad temper when she came over. He looked gloomy and asked her unhappily, "Do you know each other well in late summer?"
Lina heard that, the unnatural look on her face flashed, fearing that he would misunderstand herself, and she quickly opened her mouth to defend herself. "No, no, we don't know each other." Try to distance yourself from the end of summer.
Chen Chen caught the expression on her face, and predicted that she would not confess to herself today. She had to find the answer herself. Leave her, leave silently.
People's elegance and gentleness can only be perfectly reflected on the basis of the same conditions. They are not rivals at the same level of strength, and they have no confidence to approach. I don't expect him to accept her explanation.
Salina stood there like a lonely and silent fish. Liveliness belongs to others, and loneliness belongs to oneself. It is said that loneliness is a person's carnival, and carnival is the loneliness of a group of people. Her back is cold, self-centered, and she draws a circle around herself that is not close to strangers. She doesn't go out by herself, and she doesn't intend to let others in.
She has some chest tightness. I wondered several times if I had eaten too much "medicine", so I didn't have orthomorphism. This is why he is not satisfied with himself. She pinched her round waist with both hands, trying to hurt herself and cover up the bleeding inside. She went her own way only because he said, "If I could be thinner, I would look good in clothes." She is confident that she is obedient and obeys him in every way. Unexpectedly, as soon as he saw that woman, he didn't look like himself. He lost his mind. Are you drawing water with a sieve? She just stood there in a daze, hating the late summer more and more, wishing that she could not take her husband and kill her father.
It seems that no one can give selflessly and love others without asking for anything in return. Especially love. How long can Platonic love last without the combination of soul and flesh?
In addition to the late summer and Chen Chen left in disgust, the reception did not decrease because of their departure. They still talk well with them.
No one on the earth keeps turning, so don't put yourself in a position that competes with the law of gravity, lest you can't step down. This is a fact.
It's just that Salina stood there, a little abrupt. The circle she drew became more and more crowded. She can't get out, and it doesn't prevent others from stiffly squeezing in.
She remembers everything he said. Keep it in your heart.
Although his words are still ringing in my ears, the speaker is separated from Qian Shan by thousands of waters. The farthest distance of centrifugation is only a stone's throw. Just like the catchy topic at the end of summer, "If the heart is close, the horizon is close at hand; If the heart is far away, it is already the end of the world. "
They are not just separated by the horizon. Some people don't have to wait, some feelings don't have to be taken seriously.
-03-
(Diary of Late Summer) 20 17 August 17 Weather: I don't know mood: I don't know.
I thought I would be afraid to part with you, but seeing you again is even more unacceptable. I'm afraid to see you again, really. Because that means the past, those sweet, sad, sad, tearful and moving past will always remind me again and again that the past is unbearable. It takes courage to meet again I need to muster all my strength to smile and casually tell you the changes now. You are in love, broke up, married or divorced. I think it takes too much effort to achieve the goal of revenge. I finally forgot it, but I let you break your skills in a few words and pretended to ask you, "How are you doing?" But I changed my tone and became the sentence "What, your taste is getting worse?" This ironic idea, such as Si Mazhao's heart, is well known. This is a typical sour grape and sweet lemon psychology. I hate who I am. Undefined self. The most familiar stranger, how much I want to see him, I say hello without scruple, and then turn around and say goodbye politely. I can't be indifferent to you all the time. It's easier said than done.
After so long, I still don't understand how I saw him, or as zhou yun said, "a mouse sees a cat", which is typical of cowardice. I am very angry and always exposed to him at the most embarrassing time. Such a self, even if it is not recognized, is itself. Like moss that can't see the light, hiding in the dark side, guarding its own small field, feeling a little inferior and refusing to move forward. What you think is impregnable, in your opinion, is just a skill that can be broken with a flick of your finger. Why? After all these years, I thought I could finally escape from your shadow, but you came into my life so eagerly. Just ten minutes, just ten minutes, broke all my layouts. I am flying, and you leave with a smile. I have always been a pawn in your hand, and I am the humblest soldier. Faye Wong sang this song, and I burst into tears.
At 5 o'clock in the morning, when the first ray of sunshine in the morning has not yet refracted through the thick clouds to the surface, the feeling of warmth has not yet appeared. However, the sky in the north is about to dawn. Perhaps it has always been the night sky, with clear lights and hanging over the world. I whispered into the air, "Good night, baby."
"Good night, baby." He said.
After so many years, her hot temper has not changed ... No matter how time changes, the person in her bones is still herself and cannot be changed. Put away your personality, your temperament and your willfulness. The rest of you, who else? He dare not imagine.
Time always pushes us further. Sometimes approaching, torturing each other like hedgehogs, and sometimes separating, as if trying to catch each other's last life-saving driftwood, reluctant to let go of drowning.
I mean, "If we could go back in time. Will they torture each other again? Stimulate each other? Leave one by one? "
You still don't have an answer. There's nothing I can do.
If my wishes are not met, I am always in a bad mood. Honey, you have to understand. I didn't mean to yell at you. I'm hysterical.
"Good night, baby."
Also, I owe you that sorry.
Previous chapter: I buried my love with my own hands
Day 4: Punch in and enter the endless 365 extreme training camp.
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