Please tell some funny jokes, it will be worth it!

1: The director and the section chief *** were riding in the elevator. The director farted and said to the section chief: You farted! The section chief said: I didn’t release it. Soon the section chief was dismissed. The director said at the meeting: You can't take on any big things, so what's the use of you?

2: The Soviet Union saw that Germany earned a large amount of foreign exchange every year due to its rich beer production, so it decided to follow suit and began to send people to study the technology of making beer. After the first batch of beer was produced, the Soviet Union sent some samples to Germany to evaluate the quality. A month later, Germany wrote back to the Soviet Union: "Congratulations, your country's horses are healthy!"

3: Woman: "Can you buy me a fur coat for five thousand yuan?"

Male: "What? My left ear is a bit back."

Female: (to his right ear): "Can you spend 10,000 yuan to buy me a fur coat? ?”

Male: “You’d better come to my left ear and say it!”

4: A young man walked up to a girl and covered her eyes with his hands. "If you can't guess who I am, then just let me kiss you. Say three names!"

"Louis XVI?... No? Victor Hugo?... ...Napoleon? Still wrong? Then you win!”

5: When taking the elevator, the man was surprised to find a naked woman in the elevator.

The woman rolled her eyes at him and cursed:

‘What are you looking at? What’s there to see! 』

『Oh! I just wanted to say that my wife also has a leather jacket like this. 』

6: There was a row of students from Jianzhong Middle School sitting in the back seat of the bus chatting. When the car drove to Jingmei, a female student from Beiyi and her brother got on. When the car drove to the new store, Bei Yi's younger brother saw two dogs mating outside the car. He raised his head and asked his sister beside him: "What are they doing, sister?"

As a Of course, the lady sister was embarrassed to say that they were in XX in order not to teach the children bad things, so she had to say to her brother: "They are fighting!"

As a result, these words were heard by the group of Jianzhong sitting in the last seat. , and burst into laughter. At this time, Bei Yi's sister turned over and glared at the Jianzhong students in the back row. At this time, a student from Jianzhong said, "What are you looking at? You want to fight!"

7: "Boss!"

The boss raised his head. She was an enchanting woman, and the smell of perfume immediately filled the whole store.

"Thirty boxes of regular sets." She chewed gum and threw a few bills on the counter.

The boss looked at her and said, "It costs three hundred yuan, and you only have two hundred."

She was very disdainful: "##, don't do this with me. But do you know what the price is for wholesale? You can earn forty for these boxes."

Since the other party is an expert, there is nothing more to say. The boss asked her while taking the set. How long will it take you to use so much?"

She took out the mirror to touch up her makeup, feeling a little proud: "I have the most customers in two months."

The boss sighed: " You work really hard."

She was not happy: "How can you say this?"

The boss said, "You are so dedicated."

She nodded with satisfaction.

The boss picked up two hundred-yuan bills and looked at them. One of them had no watermark and handed it to her: "This one is fake."

She shouted: "Fake?" Damn I got raped again.”

8: A couple in love were stripping down and doing errands in the back seat of the car. ． ．

"I'm sorry!" The boy said: "I didn't know you were still a virgin. If I knew, I would spend more time doing foreplay." "Really?" The girl said faintly: "If If you don't be in such a hurry, I will take off the stockings."

9: A young man went to a drugstore to buy medicine. When he found that the salesperson was very beautiful, he had the idea of ??teasing her. : Miss, do you sell condoms here? Lady: What size do you want? Young man: Large size! Lady: Is this number okay? Young man: No, the number is too small! Lady: Is this extra large okay? Young man: No, this model is still small.

At this time, the salesperson's mother came out and saw the young man like this, so she said to the young man: We only sell people here, not animals. The young man was speechless! Left in despair!

10: Amao met a prostitute on the road.

Prostitute: Handsome guy, want to play with me?

Amao: How much is it?

Prostitute: 200 yuan.

Amao: It’s too expensive! How about 20 yuan?

Prostitute: You'd better find someone else!

On this day, Amao and his wife went to the street and met the prostitute again on the road. Amao pretended not to see it and continued to walk past the prostitute while talking and laughing with his wife. A prostitute's voice came from behind: "Huh! The one worth 20 yuan is not that good!"