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Tongjiang pupils wrote a composition in Sichuan dialect.
I have nothing to do, because I once read a funny article about Sichuan dialect and had a whim. I decided to try my best to compile some dialects in my hometown (Tongjiang, Sichuan). I hope everyone will join us and welcome to reprint!
(This article needs to be read in Sichuan dialect, the heavier the better! )
Pain (green pain)
Bitter (bitter)
Tight (tight)
Sweetness (sensitive sweetness)
Smelly (pang smelly)
Cry (kiss)
Smile (a little)
Smile from ear to ear (thinking of your five flowers and two flowers)
enough to make oneself proud
Vanity (pro-giving)
Serve you right (at the right time)
Root (bag)
A room (stove) used for heating in winter.
Pebbles (wide bags of stones)
Axe (cutting mountain)
Eat (swell)
Fist (Torur)
Force (fiddling)
Stubborn child (Guruzi)
Nose (turbinate)
Snuff (blue nose)
Tooth (toothed bar)
Hair (bitter hair)
Knee (coughing up pineapple)
Elbow (crutch)
Arm (hand dare)
Eyeball (eye fruit)
Head (old shell)
Son: Mom, is the old man whispering?
Mother: It's a long walk up the hill. There is a mountain in front of the stove. Go up the hill and help your old man!
Two: I crawled on behalf of the hospital and coughed up the pain of several frogs in Poirot and Deqing. You can't let me go?
Mother: miscellaneous?
Er: Last night, I didn't even ask for stars. It's too dark for me to see. A stone with a wide pit took my place, and the kidnapper scraped off the skin, leaving the old shell black and blue!
Mother: It's time to recite. What a sunny day!
Son: Sister Nan?
Mom: It would be nice to kiss one day if you don't bask in the sun. Isn't it like a woman apologizing? She bedclothes in the middle of the night, but it is cold and her nose is growing!
Son: So the whole medicine hasn't been replaced?
Mother: Take a deep breath. She said that water and medicine are bitter, so don't ask for it!
Uh: Hey, hey ...
Mother: Remember your five cents and two cents. I kicked your mother and told you to come back and get swollen!
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