Old country story-1- sexy cow

Empty mountains and fresh rain, foggy, regardless of heaven and earth, green mountains and green waters. There are no pedestrians on the road, but there is a cowbell not far away. Listen to the sound, it is an old ox in Li Jiazhuang.

Old ox, hero of Li Jiazhuang, cultivated land. A village depends on it. A village is actually a village.

Recently, however, the scalper has been a little upset. The stationmaster of Zhuangshangyuan Veterinary Station said that the scalper was homesick.

It turns out that the old cow is old, and no one knows how old it is. Moreover, the old ox has no "treatment", and all normal cows have a secular desire. No, they all have a little homesickness.

According to this experienced old man, scalpers like sexy cows. Every time I see a sexy cow, the cow can't walk.

So now it doesn't eat, drink or walk, and no one can do anything about it.

Li Jiazhuang was very lively in its early years and was one of the best big villages in Fiona Fang. Only in recent years, most of them have moved out. As for young people, most of them have gone out to work, leaving few, but most of them are old, weak, sick and lifeless. Nowadays, no one knows how to solve this problem.

First of all, someone must be in charge of this problem. Who is in charge?

I forgot whose old cow. Every household takes turns feeding and pulling it when necessary. This is Li Jiazhuang's child. At that time, the whole village worked hard to keep his grandfather.

Grandpa Niu is also a cow, thinner than a cow. The old cow's grandfather lives a bad life. He was born in the old society, and people didn't have enough to eat. Naturally, it is not his turn. However, later his grandfather made people full.

However, at this time, Grandpa Niu was satisfied. After all, Niu has three grandmothers, whom he has never seen before. It seems that his grandfather was exhausted at last. Of course, this is not because he has too many grandmothers, but because all the fields in Li Jiazhuang belong to his Niu Geng. Three old cows just gave birth to calves and were sold by the villagers. At that time, they were rich. Li Jiazhuang has also become rich.

Speaking of old cow dad, it is obvious that his family has declined. Cows only have one mother. Where is the calf? Can't sell it. Therefore, I dare not give birth. After all, a cow can completely plow the land in the village.

Niu has a sister who has been sold to Songjiaping. There is nothing left in Songjiaping.

There is an old tree in Zhuangkou, which hasn't sprouted for more than ten years, but it hasn't died either. They tied the cow to the tree.

"Old thing, I don't have a fucking woman, but you have a temper."

The swearing man is an old bachelor in Zhuang, the third in his family, and unmarried in his forties. He is not handsome, but he is not ugly. He's not disabled or anything. I don't know why no woman likes him.

Everyone in the village laughed at him and gave him a nickname, Old Sour Bar. Sour strip is the name of a tree, which has no leaves all the year round and secretes acid resin, so it has such a name. Sour tree, it's useless. You can't even make firewood.

Old sour strips are not a good thing either.

"You bad rascal, you don't deserve to have a woman, seduce others, widow Li, and wear a cuckold." The child who sent grass to the cow rode on the cow's back and said boldly. The child is called aquatic, born at the well.

"You little rabbit, come down."

"Don't come down," Shui Sheng made a face at the old sour strip, and then simply sang a jingle. "Old sour, old sour, walk on both sides, find the widow. Ugly face like a gourd ladle, flowers can't bloom, dogs don't bite when they see dogs. "

The widow in the child's mouth lives in Zhuangdongtou, surnamed Li, whose name is unknown. Although she is in her thirties, she is good-looking, which can be described by a word that has never appeared in the village, and that is sexy. No wonder I am often harassed by old sour strips. Widow Li's man is also surnamed Li, and it is normal for a Zhuang to intermarry. The older generation said that if this goes on, the people in Zhuang will be pure.

"Rabbit, Lao tze too lazy to pull with you, today I came to see the workhorse on orders from the old township party. I must treat it. " Old Suan Tiao pretended to be an expert and paced back and forth to observe the cows.

"Oh, old acid, you can do this! ? "

"Gee, Lao Tzu turned out to be the only high flyers in the village who went to high school." Old sour carries his hand behind his back, just like a scholar.

"Then what do you see?"

"I've decided to starve it, and it won't think about such a thing until it's full."

"Ha ha ha, old sour, are you talking about cows or yourself!" The whole cow that aquatic laughs is shaking with it.

"Lao tze, do you want to die? Come down if you dare! "

The old cow, still looking at the old sour strips, has a light in his eyes.

The venerable old Li Man Dequan attended the conference hall at the eastern end of the village, which is the holy land of Li Jiazhuang. Li Dequan is the oldest person in the village, not one of them.

The old man Dequan is an old branch secretary in the village. He became a branch secretary at the age of seventeen and has been doing it for sixty years. This cow is related to him.

Next to the conference hall is widow Li's canteen.

A few years ago, the widow Li went to dig a coal mine, had an accident and lost money in the mine. Widow Li, orphans and widows also live at ease. Opening this canteen is convenient for the villagers.

No, I politely sent mineral water and melons and fruits: "Don't mention it, everyone, it's free."

Everyone is holding mineral water. They haven't drunk it before, so they keep it and can't bear to drink it. Everyone is talking about the taste of mineral water, and some people are talking about the old ox.

"Ahem, everyone be quiet," the old branch secretary cleared his throat, put down his teacup and toured the people in the hall for a week.

"As we all know, today's workhorse is lovesick and begins to yearn for love. Do you have any good ideas? "

"Old branch secretary, I want to say, don't give it food, let it be hungry, and when it is hungry, it won't think about anything messy." Old acid strips are positive.

"There is something in epigenetic, but this autumn is almost over, and we have to farm! Hungry with it, it will not be easy at that time! " The old branch secretary exudes majesty and concern.

"If you ask me, just find it a cow." Widow Li can't stand being interrupted.

"Bah, what kind of person I am and what kind of words I say." I don't know who shouted such a sentence.

"Who, have the guts to stand up and say!" Widows naturally wait for no one. "You live and work in peace and contentment. What's wrong with an old cow looking for a cow? "

"This resolute don't! There are no cows in our village. Where can we find them? Go to other villages to find it. It's not the mess of our Li Jiazhuang lineage! " The words of the old branch secretary are unhurried and dignified, and it seems that decades of elegance are among them.

"Why not? Besides, aren't you looking for cows just to solve their physiological needs? Not to mention the problem of sowing, do we sell fewer calves? " Widows really feel sorry for the old cow.

"Well, forget it." The old branch secretary resented her a little. "Does anyone else have any ideas?"

"If you really can't, just send the spring sheep to the old cowshed!"

"What is this? Don't do it!" Chunsheng gave a loud roar.

There is a lot of noise down there.

"Well, you go back and think again! Today's meeting is here. "

When going out, I don't know who said, "We shouldn't have sent the cows away at the beginning. We just used them as a tool to breed calves. Now it's great! " What a sin! "

"Did you hear what the widow said? What a shame! "

"Yes! Bad people with bad conduct are restless when they die and leave some money. Who doesn't know that he is fooling around in the village! "

"I heard that there are old branch secretaries?"

"Impossible, the old branch secretary is over eighty years old!"

"That's not necessarily. Otherwise, how could he open a canteen in such a sacred place as the conference hall? "

"You say so, but there is still some truth. Alas, this slut just doesn't follow the rules. There is probably not a man in this village who hasn't slept with her! "

Under the old tree in Zhuangdongtou, two women came here with soles and started chatting.

"Hey, stop it, Li Erdan is here."

There are two teenagers coming. It's two eggs and Chunsheng.

This Li Erdan is the son of widow Li. It's normal to be bullied and scared by some family wealth.

Er Dan is seventeen or eighteen now, and he doesn't know where to make second-hand bicycles. In this way, it became a rare figure in the village. Coupled with the fact that there are not many adults in the village, Li Erdan will become the most powerful person in the village in the next village election.

The only person who is not afraid of this Li Er egg is Chunsheng.

Chunsheng was born in spring. There is an unwritten saying in Li Jiazhuang that children born in spring are blessed. The second egg happened to be born on the last day of winter, so it was given such a cheap name that it was easy to feed.

Chunsheng and Li Erdan were originally good friends. They go to school together and walk to school for an hour every day before dawn. Some of them have profound revolutionary friendship. However, when I found out that you were rich, I put Chunsheng aside.

What about Chunsheng? He is very successful. He was admitted to the university and became the only college student in the village. Chunsheng has been worrying about it these days, otherwise it would really be to send sheep to cattle.

"Chunsheng, you must do something. You are going to college! " I can't tell whether this is a compliment or an irony.

"What can I do? This is not something we can decide. "

"I said, Chunsheng, don't go out to college. Let's be a village committee in the village and build our Li Jiazhuang. "

"No, the construction of Li Jiazhuang depends on you. As for me, study hard and come to you later. "

"Now reading is useless, why go! I pay, you are wise, let's do it in Li Jiazhuang! "

"I still have to go out and have a look." Chunsheng looked at the road at the entrance of the village, stretching forward. I still don't know what the end of the road looks like. In Chunsheng's eyes, there is a glimmer of light.

"Two eggs, this old cow, what can you do?" Chunsheng came to his senses again.

"What can I do? Really can't. Find someone to solve it by hand. "

"You, what is this?"

It's almost winter again, and the ox is skinny.

The old sour stick stood at the entrance of the village and looked at the ox, a little disappointed. When Chunsheng left, he said to him, "Uncle, you are the most capable person in this village, so I asked you about the old cow."

Chunsheng is the only person named Lao Suan Tiao, and he was lucky enough to meet this kind person. Of course, the old sour stick did it, but he still had no choice.

Because that old branch secretary is too stubborn!

Shortly after Chunsheng started school, Erdan secretly pulled a cow back from Songjiazhuang. This cow's ass is big and round, and it is a good cow. It's two eggs, three cigarettes and two bottles of wine for scalpers to enjoy. When the cow saw the sexy cow and finally came back to life, it suddenly had the style of the year.

But I don't know who handed it in.

Two eggs led two cows, and just arrived at the cowshed, they were stopped by the old township party secretary.

"The cow must be sent away. This cow is Sister Niu! "

"You tube he, all this time. Moreover, cows are animals, not people. Where did these rules come from? "

"I killed you this beast, cattle are animals, but I'm not! I decided not to allow you to mess around! "

"The workhorse suffocated, isn't that fooling around? I see, next year's village Committee election, you do it! "

"I killed you a beast! Get out! " The old branch secretary began to cough, but he didn't forget to pick up his crutch and hit the second egg.

Two eggs left angrily. Never speak again.

As for the old sour strips, he is also worried. He can hold back without a woman, but this workhorse is determined by his weight. I can't convince you. Seeing that winter is about to pass, I am anxious for the villagers and the old sour strips.

Two eggs left that day and met an old sour stick.

Two eggs are holding a cow in one hand and a cigarette in the other. They said angrily, "old sour stick, why, I am very happy to see me fail!" " I tell you, even if I fail, I won't give you the position of branch secretary. However, you can help the old ox solve it, because this kind of thing is always solved by yourself! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! "

The old sour strip didn't say anything, but when the two eggs left, the old sour strip sighed.

Winter came, it began to snow, the mountains were closed by heavy snow, and Li Jiazhuang completely lost contact with the outside world. Perhaps, Li Jiazhuang is not a part of this world.

This is the second night of the first snow in winter. The night is already deep, everyone is asleep, the snow is still rustling and there is movement in the cowshed. Suddenly, the cow gave a heavy meow.

Someone heard it and said, the old cow is probably dying! Some people, without hearing any noise, dream of a bumper harvest next year.

Outside the bullpen, there are rows of footprints, some are people, some are not people.

I woke up the next day and heard Shui Sheng cheering: "The cow ate, the cow ate!"

This is a happy event. Suddenly, Li Jiazhuang got busy. People say that in "Do or die", many things are public. People are like this, so are animals.

But when everyone cheered around the cowshed, only the old sour strips and widow Li disappeared, but no one cared.

There was noise in the cowshed for several nights in a row. At night, when it is out of date, I always hear the Cleisthenes of cattle. There is a row of footprints outside the cowshed, some of which are human and some are not.

During the third snow, the cows began to look good.

The first day it snowed, the scalpers began to show off.

Everyone laughed. This cow, like people, has practicality in its bones, and it is always impossible to tell good from bad until the end.

It's just that only Li Erdan knows. It's not that simple. So he began to spread rumors.

Every night, the old sour strips sneak into the cowshed to meet the needs of the cattle. As for the details, the more you talk about it, the more chaotic it is, the more ridiculous it is.

At first, everyone began to laugh at the old sour strips, then began to sympathize with them, and then began to worship them. Said he was great and could die for the group. The bigger you talk, the more ridiculous you talk.

Finally, people began to think about his life, so being single is not the way. They say he wants to keep a son and have his own seeds.

The old sour strip finally had no choice but to say, I have seed and have a son.

Everyone laughed. I don't know what to laugh at. Perhaps it is to laugh at the incompetence of the old sour article, but also to try to be brave!

The ox is getting better after all.

However, the old ox began to have a bad habit, that is, whoever went ignored it. Only pay attention to the old sour strips and the widow Li. People began to suspect. What does this have to do with it?

As a result, various speculations have been made.

Li Er eggs don't want to, as a result, the position of the township party is not lost. You can't just let it go. He needs to know how the cow was cured.

Another snowy night, Erdan sneaked into the cowshed and made a tour around first. Then ambush in the haystack.

It's really cold on a snowy night. Two eggs vibrate at the same frequency as the haystack.

"This is an old sour note, no, there is a person behind, that is, ah, that is his mother. What are the old sour strips doing with their mother? " It's suddenly not so cold at night.

"Really?"

Perhaps in Er Dan's little life, this is the most disgusting thing he has ever seen. That's his mother!

1 of "moo", spread in the dark, spread all over Li Jiazhuang, and it snowed even harder.

Two eggs turned into icicles, nested in hay, and became one of the cold land.

The old sour strip wiped the sweat for widow Li and said, "Thank you. I should have said I'd come."

"Don't worry, it's nothing. But recently, the two-egg child seems to hate you more and more. "

"Don't worry, I won't embarrass him or do it for you."

"I'm afraid he will bully you."

"Do you want to tell him the truth?"

"No, I promised his father that I would never tell anyone about it."

"Oh, when can we end up like this?"

Say that finish, the old acid with widow li kissed a bite. The two men and the haystack made the same frequency jitter.

Two eggs feel that all the blood flows into the brain, and the limbs have no intuition. At ordinary times, it is estimated that he would have rushed out to beat him. It's just that he's really frozen and there's no blood in his limbs. My face turned red and my eyes closed. Tears clearly flowed from my eyes, fell into the snow and became ice beads.

There was a warm gasp in the snow, and it snowed even harder.

The next morning, the snow finally stopped.

There is still a little sunshine in the shadow, which just shines on the snow and shakes my eyes.

Two eggs ride that broken bike with a pig knife. As we all know, this pig-killing knife was left by Er Dan's father. He used to be a pig-killing craftsman. Because killing pigs can no longer meet the needs of life, he had to go to the coal mine. This coal mine is a small one. At that time, the old acid took Er Dan's father away. Finally, only the old sour strips came back. Everyone in the village said that Lao Suan Tiao took advantage of the opportunity in the mine to kill Er Dan's father.

This time, Er Dan wants to avenge his father. However, his mother stopped him at the entrance to the village.

"You stop!"

"Mom, why are you blocking me?"

"You can't hurt him?"

"Why?"

"Because I am very comfortable with him!"

In Chongqing dialect, comfort means liking. I think it can be said to mean love here.

At this time, there are a sea of people, in fact, there are twenty or thirty people, and everyone in the village who can walk is here! A few dogs follow, even in public, and they do everything they can!

According to the words of the old branch secretary, it is an animal after all, puzzling.

The old cow was tied to a tree and stared at the old sour stick. It should be spiritual and emotional.

"Are you so worthy of my father?"

"How could I be sorry for him! ? Your father and your grandfather forced me! "

"What does this have to do with my grandfather?"

"Don't ask, son, it will hurt you and your mother!" The old sour strip finally spoke.

"You roll to Lao tze, didn't you fucking what matter! What you did for the old cow is fucking disgusting! Just say a cow! " Two eggs approached the old sour strip and said.

They exploded the pot, but they still pricked up their ears. It hasn't been so lively since Chunsheng was admitted to the university! Don't listen carefully

At this time, widow Li rushed to the old sour strip and stared at the two eggs. "This has nothing to do with him! That's what I think! "

"Mom, you are confused!"

Two eggs to avoid mother, a knife cut in the past, the old sour arm suddenly bloody.

Suddenly, thunder sounded on the horizon. Everyone is different when it thunders in winter! However, the good times did not last long, and it is obviously more exciting here.

"Two eggs, you silly child, he is your real father!"

Two eggs' second knife stopped in the air. The whole Li Jiazhuang was quiet for a minute, two minutes. No one knows for a few minutes. Look at the cow licking the arm of the old sour strip, and its mouth is red.

"Only the old sour article treats me like a person! Your so-called good father, your good grandfather. They just treat me like a cow! "

A cow?

The story of borrowing seeds is true.

The snow stopped and spring finally began.

The cow came back to life and continued to plow.

The new branch secretary always picked out a cow for it, a sexy cow.

The old branch secretary said, whatever, the times are yours, and I am old.

Old sour stick, that arm is useless. After that day, two eggs disappeared! No one will discuss this matter any more.

However, no one knows why two graves in the village collapsed. They say two eggs dug it!

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