Care about girls' jokes and bring some love.

Only those who have experienced it will know Women have two advantages, but there is a loophole; Although men have no advantages, they have one advantage; Men often seize the two advantages of women and make up for the loopholes of women with their own advantages. It's called flawless. Why are men smart? A man has two heads. Why do women like to eat? Women have two mouths. Why do men and women get married? When a man has figured it out and a woman has, why divorce? Men know the depth, women know the length, and they want to forget you, but they keep thinking about you. Your shadow lingers, but now it's blurred. I used to think you were just a passer-by in my life ... but now you keep me awake all night! Do you know how painful I am? How I wish I had never met you! But the fact runs counter to my dream. You are really by my side. How can I pretend you don't exist? .........., please leave me alone. I really can't stand ... damn mosquito, you kept me awake for two days! ! !

At the moment I turned away, you cried helplessly behind me and tore my heart out, which made me suddenly understand how much I love you. I suddenly turned and cried and hugged you and shouted, "I'm not selling this pig!" " ! ! "My advantages are: I am handsome; But my shortcomings are: I am very handsome, I won't obviously meet you, and my happiness overflows like champagne; When I met you, my sky flowed into a happy Xinghai; When I met you, my world bid farewell to sadness.

I am your personal patient, just because I am addicted to missing! I am immersed in the world of thinking about you and don't want to wake up! If I can choose, I would rather be a happy pig than a miserable person. But the pig is fat, and I'm still losing weight! Miss you

During the day, there is a cold dinner party, and at night, there is a fireworks party. We eat delicious food and have fun. If you date me, it's all free. What do you say, beauty, will you let me chase you?

The most painful thing is not insomnia, but that you are not around; The most painful thing is not the wrong love * but the infatuation with you * The most painful thing is not that you don't understand my heart, but that you ignore me after reading the message!

The afterglow of the sunset is as red as your shy face; Lang Lang silver moon, pure as your eyes like water; Whispering softly, lingering between lips and teeth; Light blue eyebrows, you are beautiful and shallow. The cloud holds my love, and the wind carefully wraps my admiration and brings it to you. May it melt in your heart!

I like the word warmth very much, and it has nothing to do with the spring sunshine, but with the feeling of missing you-missing you is really warm.

A little wind, a little rain and a little infatuation are all because of you; Hill, num, small eyes are drunk for you; Little star, little moon, little dream to see you; Little love, little love, little lovesickness is so helpless! My girlfriend asked, why do you always have candy in your mouth when you talk to me?

My boyfriend replied, I don't eat sugar when I talk to you. Why are there so many sweet words in my mouth?

Girlfriend fainted on the spot. W: How much do you love me? Man: A dime. Woman: Only a little. Man: A dime is ten. I love you very much! An unswerving friendship, with Qian Qian's best wishes, is sent to my missing friends, warmly requesting that flowers grow well, the moon will always be round and people will always be healthy! A deep miss, and a string of sweet wishes, for the most intimate you.

May all the beautiful things in the world accompany you forever, and every little thing can bring you sweet feelings and endless happiness. Give this "overweight" blessing to the most special friend. All beauty comes from sincerity and frankness. Although happiness will be fleeting, it will last. Sincere wishes and sincere greetings, I wish you a happy day! When the first ray of sunshine in the morning illuminates the earth, I breathe fresh air and the breeze blows on my face. I am so happy that I can't help praying: I wish you a happy day! The hardest thing to break in the world is affection, the hardest thing to find is love, the hardest thing to repay is affection, the hardest thing to find is friendship, the hardest thing to give up is true feelings, and what I want to see most is your smiling face! The moon is round and the flowers are fragrant. Wish you good health. Fish are swimming, birds are singing, I wish you ha ha laugh every day; There is a cigarette in your hand and wine in your cup. Good luck every day. Happiness is more than sadness. May your tomorrow be better.

In fact, the sky is blue and the clouds will eventually disperse; In fact, the sea is not wide, and this shore is connected with the other; In fact, tears are sweet, when your heart has a wish; In fact, life is very beautiful, as long as you are optimistic; In fact, I want to make you happy every day!