Friends circle is super funny and humorous.

1. Young people should not always think that pies will fall from the sky, but keep their feet on the ground. Maybe money will be found on the ground?

2. People who turn to ashes can recognize them before, but now they can't recognize them with makeup.

3. Waiting for the aftershock feels like a lover like a first-love girl, afraid that he won't come and that he will mess around.

It's not like you to be so kind to you, because you may have been my pet pig in a previous life.

5. Why do you feel sleepy when reading? Because books are where dreams begin.

6. Girls who don't work hard will have endless stalls and endless vegetable markets. No matter how hard you work, you won't have time to shop, so you can only work overtime to order takeout.

7. People are divided into three classes, and meat is five flowers and three layers. Without these fish, turtles, shrimps and crabs, there would be no such world.

8. A child's screen name is "Your father is crying at the same time". At first, I thought the child was so stupid and naive. Later he added my qq. At the first sight, I felt stupid and naive. Your father added your QQ friend while crying.

9. I sometimes wonder if I am too fat to enter your heart.

10. There is a man alive and he is dead. Some people are alive, and he should have died.

1 1. I have done many stupid things, but I don't care. My friends call it self-confidence.

12. The best friend quarreled with her boyfriend, who dropped her mobile phone. My best friend said it was amazing to drop his cell phone, and I would drop it too, picking up his partner's cell phone and dropping it again. What a nice girl!

13. Life is like making a phone call. Either you hang up first, or I hang up first!

14. I only trust two people in this world, one is me and the other is not you.

15. Part I: I didn't bring my student ID card, admission ticket and ID card. Part II: I didn't do the listening and reading composition. Horizontal recognition: focus on participation.

16. It was agreed not to make me cry, but you smoked me with fucking onions.

17. I wanted to go out to work when I was in college. In a coffee shop, the manager asked me to open the door for the guests and say hello. A girl was thin and the door was too heavy, so it was her turn to open the door. Seeing a guest coming, my sister hurried to pull the door. Damn it, the door is too heavy. It's boring when it's half open. As soon as I let go, the guest was photographed back. People are fine, but the glass is broken.

18. Go out with an idiot friend to get money. When I arrived at the bank, I saw that there was no place to park, so I stopped at the roadside in front. I told my friend when I got off the bus to withdraw money. If a traffic policeman comes to check illegal parking, you can call me. I was waiting in line when my friend shouted in a panic: big brother, the police are coming, run. The business hall is in chaos.

19. If the leader doesn't give me a raise next month, I will resign. Before I resign, I will give him two more Chinese and kill him.

20. The girl made coke chicken wings for the boy. The boy tasted it and said it was delicious. The girl also took a bite and said, liar, not cooked at all. The boy said softly, little fool, everything you do is delicious to me. A few days later, boys and girls died of bird flu. This story tells us a profound truth: show love and die quickly!

2 1. One day, I had three boring Chinese classes in a row, and the teacher refused to leave! Xiao Qiang finally couldn't help shouting: "Teacher, I have to pee!" "The teacher was furious:" How dare you be shameless in my class! " "

22. Plant you in a flowerpot and let you know what vegetables are!

23. Beating is kissing, scolding is love, and love is extremely deep.

24. Today I heard an eight-year-old girl sing, two tigers, two tigers, falling in love, falling in love. All men, all men, so perverted, so perverted.

25. A woman without talent is a virtue. I must be too evil.

26. heartless, can live a hundred years, have a clear conscience, and be a man without fatigue.

27. My feelings for you are like Lei Feng's pity for the poor.