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How to describe a person’s big brain?
How to describe a person's big brain
Once your brain is big, it will be as big as a black hole. How to describe a person's "body"
Slim
Slender
Fat
Burly
Skinny as a stick
Fat as a winter melon
Strong
p>Skinny
Strong as an ox and a brain full of imagination. 1. Brain hole is a word derived from brain filling. Because I have a brain hole, I need to make up my mind.
2. Brain supplementing usually refers to supplementing certain plots in the mind, and imagining plots in comics, novels and reality that one wishes but did not happen.
3. Therefore, "brain opening" means that one has a very strong ability of brainstorming and a very strong imagination. How to describe someone’s melancholy eyes?
Sigh...forget it~you are all sorry for yourself!
Please adopt it, thank you! An idiom to describe an open mind
A sudden enlightenment_ Baidu Chinese
Mao Sai suddenly opened [máo sè dùn kāi]
[Interpretation] Mao Sai: means that a person's thinking is blocked or ignorant; suddenly: immediately. It turns out that there seems to be a thatch blocking my heart...
How to use lotus to describe human beauty
I remember there is a passage about lotus in the Chinese textbook, graceful, graceful, and rising out of the mud. But not dye... How to describe a person who is awesome
Taishan Beidou, one of the best, a leader, a dragon or a phoenix among people, etc. I don’t know what kind of person you want to describe as awesome? How to describe a person's appearance
A face like a powder, a face like a crown jade, a face like a crown jade, a handsome face, a graceful person, a tree in the wind, a talented person, full of energy, high spirits, tall and mighty, handsome, like a tree Linfeng, handsome appearance, heroic face, burly figure, handsome young man, heroic, beautiful, pearl, jade, suave. How to use English to describe a person's fatness and thinness
To describe a person's fatness and thinness
p>An adjective to describe a person
Describing a person's fatness
Describing a person's fatness
An adjective to describe a person
p>To describe a person’s fatness or thinness, how can you use fruit to describe a person’s personality?
Hello! Your question is one that most girls ask. There are thousands of kinds of fruits. Wouldn’t it be very practical to talk about them all? I can only tell you about the general ones. Maybe there is an answer you want to know. I’ll give it first. Please tell me about the meaning of the fruit and the representative surname you want to know: grapefruit
Pomelo is never a fashionable fruit, it looks earthy. The skin of grapefruit is surprisingly thick, and unskilled people always find it difficult to start. The knife cannot be properly controlled, and the cutting depth or shallowness is not appropriate. When it is finally peeled open awkwardly and a layer of white clothing is removed, the pulp inside will be shyly exposed. ——Mostly sour, even slightly bitter. It's a taste that girls like, but boys are rarely willing to take a second slice. Because I think the thick skin is cute, I often keep it and put it in the refrigerator. A few days later, when I opened the refrigerator, there was a faint fragrance wafting out, which was the smell of grapefruit peel. Only then did I remember that the pulp had long gone. Perhaps, this is the green taste of first love.
Pomegranate Pomegranate is a fruit that is more for viewing than tasting. Just like those love stories with thousands of knots in Qiong Yao's novels, it is crystal clear, hesitant to speak, and arousing affection.
But it is no longer the way of love that modern people like.
So pomegranate is often the best gift for children. Eating pomegranate is full of fun for them. Only if they have enough time, patience and curiosity, they are willing to hold the pomegranate in their hands, play with it carefully, and then peel it one by one. Come out and carefully place it on the tip of your tongue. Occasionally when it's the adults' turn, they scoop out all the pulp, put it in a bowl, and then stuff it into their mouths.
A handful and a pill actually taste about the same, they say. Aunt Qiong Yao is getting old, and even she herself has begun to like to bring out love in large quantities crazily for everyone to enjoy.
Apple Apple is undoubtedly the most popular fruit, suitable for all ages and rich in nutrients. The good thing about apples is that even though each one is more or less speckled and has a bad image, it doesn’t affect its taste—unless, like the joke says, you bite into it and find out what’s inside. And half a worm.
This is the love of ordinary people. It is put in a basket and looks the same. It has a few minor flaws and cannot be put on the exhibition stand, but it is still enjoyable.
But it’s best to be fresh. Many apples on the market now are the last year's products taken out of the freezer, and they have a bland taste, but we have to admit that they are still the same apples.
In fact, when the season is wrong and there is not much money, I just make do with what I eat.
Just like when you are a little older and don’t have much money, you just have to make do with marriage.
Watermelon Buying watermelon is definitely a black box operation, just like the selection of some award. What it looks like is best understood in the watermelon's belly, but you are still there foolishly choosing carefully. After cutting it open, the red flesh and black seeds are naturally your blessing. If you encounter a clear soup with little water, you can only make do with it. After all, I spent a lot of effort to move it home, so it was a pity to throw it away. It's the kind of old love where you can't control yourself. Whether you are happy or not in your life can only be determined in the bridal chamber. That husband or wife you have never met turns out to be like a watermelon.
But then again, watermelons are rarely wasted. The flesh can be squeezed for juice, and at the worst, it can be fed to pigs. Frying melon seeds can be used for entertainment, while the peel can be used as medicine and can be used for cooking.
It may not start well, but it will end well. Elderly people live a safe life.
Lemon In addition to lemon, there is no other fruit more suitable to describe a lover. It will always be a temptation, but it will never be the protagonist on the stage. With lemons, the dining table suddenly becomes vivid, and the table is full of dazzling objects, but none can compare with the bright yellow color. The dishes also have a unique and fresh taste due to the addition of lemon juice. Therefore, countless people are obsessed with lemon, chasing the slight sourness that reaches their throats among the various strong and sweet flavors. But no sane person would eat a whole lemon, just as a smart person would never marry his lover. If one day scientists cloned Dolly the sheep and without hesitation cultivated a lemon as sweet as orange - would so many people still like it? Even, can that kind of fruit that is as sweet as orange be called a lemon? Jackfruit There are few fruits as ugly as the jackfruit. Like a pillow that has been stepped on and crooked, gray and pimpled, and dead. It must be that I didn't practice well in my previous life, and I received retribution in this life. The first time I saw jackfruit, I couldn't imagine that this honeycomb-like thing could be eaten. Watching the stall owner cut it open, he taught us step by step how to take out the pulp, gently tear it off and put it in our mouths. I was stunned when I realized that such an ugly fruit could have such a delicate and delicate structure and a sweet aftertaste. Even better, if you put a jackfruit in the room, one day later, the whole house will be filled with a sweet and fragrant smell, like being in a tropical orchard.
A lot of humble love is like this, sweet and self-aware.
No matter how incredible, how childish and ridiculous it seems to others.
Dragon Fruit In fact, not only dragon fruit, but also many foreign fruits are the same. They are expensive and elegant, and can only be seen in large supermarkets or airports. Ordinary people don't dare to care about it, so they can just look at it by the window and enjoy it.
Dragon fruit usually appears grandly in those luxuriously decorated living rooms, placed on the coffee table, or packed in a beautiful fruit basket. It is basically a decoration that shows the owner's worth. Of course it can be eaten, but it can be concluded that very few people really like it. But people always have the desire to show off, with dragon fruit, or with love like dragon fruit.
Cherry Cherry is a rare fruit. Because it is inconvenient to transport and store, it is difficult to see fresh cherries in the city. Only one time when I was walking in the countryside, I suddenly saw branches full of bright red fruits growing on the cherry trees in front of each house. There were simple farmers selling them on the road. They were very cheap, a lot for one dollar. Fresh cherries have an amazing flavor, fresh, sweet, and full. A kind of elegance far away from the hustle and bustle. However, we have to return to the secular world. From now on, you will occasionally see one or two cherries in a can on party cakes or cold food platters, but just like old photos, they have long lost their sound and fragrance, and even their color has faded to a faint color. What was opened together was the can of memory and that walk in the spring. I discovered that some love, like cherries, is treasured in our memories and can only be encountered once in a lifetime. There are too many, so I’ll stop here! .
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