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On the constellation problem (Cancer)

Ruler: the moon

Genus: water sign

Symbol: two crab pliers

Representative: Profound sensibility, protective color and family outlook, belonging to the leading figures.

Cancer lover: considerate and sensitive

Caring is the characteristic of cancer; Just like the crabs they marked, the shells are hard and the hearts are soft, so people in Cancer know how to protect themselves. Cancer is a water sign, which has a strong memory ... sensitive and affectionate cancer is a symbol of motherhood, with her arms around her chest, showing the mother's nature of protecting her children.

However, in another symbolic sense, the baby in the arms represents the helpless and fragile self, and the surrounding arms illustrate the strong self-protection significance of Cancer.

A story in Greek mythology emphasizes the unique aggressiveness of Cancer.

This must start with Heuli, the son of Zeus and mortal life, and Sheila tried to kill him again and again: he was also the greatest hero in Greece and the strongest man in the world. There is nothing he can't do. Even the gods conquered the giant Terran with his help. Of course, He Wuli also made great contributions. One day, he came to the Kingdom of Messini and was about to receive a hero's welcome. However, the king was instructed by Sheila to give him a difficult problem-it was very difficult to kill hydra living in the swamp, because every time a head was cut off, countless heads would be born immediately.

He Wuli thought of a way-burning the snakehead with fire, thus easily solving eight snakehead. Seeing only one left, Sheila flew into a rage in the sky. "Did you fail again this time?" She is unwilling! So a huge crab was called from the sea to hinder He Wuli. The crab stretched out a pair of powerful crabs to hold He Wuli's feet, but everyone knew that He Wuli was the strongest person in the world! The cancer finally died under his brute force.

Sheila failed again, but she felt sorry for the desperate sacrifice of cancer. In order to appreciate the loyal mission of Cancer, even if it didn't succeed, Sheila put it in the sky and became a Cancer.

Legend 2

Hercules is a hero in Greek legend. He was ordered to get rid of Xu Dela, the hydra that harms people and animals. In the fierce battle, there was a crab in Xu Dela. Hercules smashed the crab shell with a big stick and died. Hera, the queen of God, hates heroes very much and regards Cancer in the sky as a constellation. On nights in February and March, you can see Cancer in the southern sky.

Legend 3

The legend that cancer was first born in Babylon. In Egypt, the symbol of this constellation is two turtles, sometimes called "water constellation" and sometimes called allul (an unknown aquatic creature). It can be seen that this constellation is closely related to water, but the detailed legend has been lost.

Introduction to the origin and constellation of cancer

Scientific name cancer

Center position: 8: 00 right ascension, 10 minute, 20 degrees right ascension. Gemini East, Leo West. There are four brighter stars in the constellation, and there is an open cluster M44 (Ghost Cluster).

The fourth house of Cancer Palace. The longitude of the Yellow River varies from 90 degrees to 120 degrees. It originally came from cancer, hence its name. Every year around June 22nd, the sun comes to this palace. At this time, the solar term is the summer solstice, so the summer point is also called "the first point of Cancer Palace".

Cancer love

Endure or endure ... silently bear can be said to be a portrayal of your love (hit the nail on the head ~? )。 When pursuing an object, you will listen to the other person. Although you didn't become lovers, you did a lot for each other ... You did a lot of things that other people's parents should do ... After all, you are still an understanding constellation, but unfortunately, you are very easy to lose yourself after falling in love, and often focus on lovers. In love, your role is always a vassal. You are a signal that you will give in to your lover. In front of friends, you may like to brag, making people feel that you don't care about your lover, but … save it … the whole world knows how much you really care about losing him/her, just like … losing a child with your parents, because you have regarded each other as a part of your life.

The Choice of Cancer Love Bread

Love is especially important in the heart of cancer.

I know a brave cancer girl. She and her husband have been on and off several times and lived a dramatic life. She loves her husband very much, but his livelihood skills are extremely lacking. Every time she is with him, everyone admires the greatness of love; Every time she separated from him, everyone felt the cruelty of reality.

Love is especially important in the heart of cancer. If you have to choose between love and bread, I think 80% of you will choose love.

Male cancer thinks that making money is his interest. I will be responsible for choosing love and bread. Female cancer thinks she can bear hardships and stand hard work, and even make money to supplement her family. Even if there is love, it doesn't matter how small the bread is.

Feel your life. Has a very important position. However, when you pay attention to the beautiful feeling that love gives you, you can't ignore that real life is also an important reason that affects your feelings.

Male cancer won't choose a wife who doesn't feel right after twenty years of struggle. For the sake of wealth, female cancer will not be willing to hide in the golden house. In particular, I want to remind the girl in Cancer that if you choose an object with no life guarantee for love, you may be gambling on your life's feelings. These beautiful virtues really show the preciousness of love. However, if you don't want to feel that life is hard all your life, please consider your choice carefully.

Cancer personality

When it comes to cancer, it is inevitable to mention their maternal love for home, but don't forget that love is the characteristic of cancer; Just like the crabs they marked, the shells are hard and the hearts are soft, so people in Cancer know how to protect themselves. Cancer is a water sign, so he is emotional and has a strong memory. He will also be upset about things that don't need to be haggled over, but he is considerate and kind to the people they love. Their main star is the moon, which has influence on mood and digestive system. The first time you know cancer, you will be misled by the first impression. Because they need to protect themselves and will not open their hearts to strangers, but when you get to know him better, you will know that he is really a great man. Cancer is the most persistent of the twelve constellations. He is loyal and persistent to his friends and lovers and attaches great importance to his family. Moreover, he likes collecting and storing things best, and he never leaves anything. Their taste in beautiful things is also quite high.

Cancer man

Cancer man

I don't know what kind of cancer you met, but they are basically divided into two categories: one is gentle and kind, which doesn't give people a sense of oppression at all, and the other is awkward and picky, which makes people feel "difficult".

But no matter which kind he belongs to, when you really go deep into each other, you will find that his character is uncertain and unpredictable. He is sometimes gentle and considerate, sometimes indifferent, sometimes amiable, and sometimes harsh and unreasonable. However, as long as you are a cancer man, you must have a gentle and sensitive heart. He is changeable, not because of his personality, but because his mood is too easily influenced by external things. It is not easy to really understand him.

Protecting yourself is the instinct of cancer. He rarely lets you know too much about him at once, and rarely reveals his emotions or feelings naked. He instinctively protects his fragile and affectionate heart, so you should give him a lot of security. Cancer men are mostly shy and afraid of being rejected. Even when he pursues you, he tries to act as if he is not pursuing you.

When he calls to ask you out, he seldom cuts to the chase immediately. He always talks to you for a long time, and then goes around a few times before saying, "I heard that there is a good new Italian food." Do you want to eat together? "

Cancer's pursuit is not aggressive, and her attitude is always gentle. However, if you really have something to do, or don't want to go out that day. The way you refuse him must be tactful, otherwise, you will probably hurt him. When he is upset, there may be two reactions. One is hiding in the shell like a hermit crab, and the other is biting people with pliers like a big crab.

Cancer man is very concerned about the respect of others. If you are a careless girl, you may often wonder why he suddenly pulls a face. He is too sensitive. A contemptuous look in your eyes or a joke may make the cancer lover who finally got up the courage suddenly hide in the shell. I'm afraid it will take a lot of effort to get him out bravely again.

If you are an impatient girl, the way cancer pursues may make you a little impatient. He may call you several times a day, have dinner with you in the evening, take a walk with you after dinner, and then take you to his house to show you all his awards, photos and collections since childhood. After reading everything, it's time for you to go home. If you are also a shy and introverted person, you may have to repeat this program countless times. I sincerely suggest that if you really like him, you might as well take the initiative and give him a hint of "obvious" (really "obvious", otherwise the shy cancer man will still feel uncertain). Your relationship will progress rapidly. You will soon see his passionate and lingering side.

It is the only way to be gentle with sensitive and emotional cancer men.

When your relationship reaches a stage and his feelings for you are getting deeper and deeper, he will feel uneasy. He will test you again and again, and he likes you to constantly prove your feelings for him. Don't be impatient, all this shows that he really cares about you. When he feels safe, he is the most considerate person.

When arguing, "crying" and "coquetry" are better ways. Few men in Cancer can lose their temper with a pair of tearful eyes. Reconciliation can be achieved quickly, and it is often won without fighting.

Don't yell at lost face with a straight face, which will often do more harm than the original discord. He will think that you don't respect him and love him. It may happen frequently that you change from plaintiff to defendant. Cancer is hard to please when it is masculine. Please don't ask for trouble

Marrying a cancer husband is a relaxed and happy thing. First, he is a man with a family and likes to do housework, but don't cross your legs and watch TV in the living room when doing housework. This will hurt his heart too much. Please look at him with gentle and grateful eyes. He will work hard. He values money very much. Most cancer men are much more interested in making money than spending money, because money often gives him a sense of security. He is not stingy, but he won't like you spending money on worthless things. If you spend a lot of money on fashionable accessories, he will feel a little wasteful. He would rather help you buy a diamond, because diamonds can at least "preserve value". For him, "sense of value" is very important, and you'd better cultivate your correct concept of spending money.

That's right. Don't throw away his old things. For the nostalgic Cancer, an old book or a broken alarm clock may be priceless. I know that many men in Cancer have a hobby of collecting, some collect antiques and some collect matchboxes.

Telling people the source of his collection is a great pleasure for him. You'd better share his hobbies. If you are really not interested, at least don't nag and nag when he repeatedly moves those "old things" out for appreciation.

Recalling people, things and things in the past is a kind of enjoyment for him, and it is also a habit that can't be changed all his life. Actually, you should be happy. For nostalgic him, you may be more valuable as you get older! Many cancer men are attached to their mothers. A gentle mother may be the biggest reliance in his growth. In the course of your communication, you may hear him mention "My mother …" from time to time.

Don't be unreasonable, and don't deliberately sing the opposite. Smart, you'd better not create problems with your mother-in-law. You should respect your mother-in-law and let him teach you how to take care of your crab. Isn't that turning resistance into help? Occasionally, you may feel a lack of accomplishment, because cancer men usually take care of themselves too well. Almost all the crab men I know are polished leather shoes, and the lines on shirts and trousers are very flat and even. They are usually better at housework than their wives. If you help him do these things enthusiastically, he may think that you are not fast enough and not good enough. Don't be angry, be happy and relax! However, you should always praise his ability and always show that you are willing to serve him. You will live a relaxed and happy life.

Always remember that gentleness is your most powerful weapon.

Cancer man and "sex"

Cancer man is always shy in "sex", so he rarely acts rude and it is difficult to flirt boldly. But he is always in this situation. If you ask for very "complete" and passionate sex, you should be in the leading position: it will be a great encouragement to let him feel your desire for him. If he really loves you, Cancer Man is very loyal in this respect.

Cancer girl

I am worried that I am not objective enough with the woman who wrote about cancer. Growing up, I have always had several close friends of Cancer. It seems that I have special feelings for women born under this constellation. I think it may be because of their warm personality and easy to win friendship. When you really become friends with the other person, it is the day when you are happy and sad with her for a while. Sometimes I think they are considerate and lovely, and sometimes I am inexplicably angry at their sensitivity and emotionality. As for you who want to fall in love with them! I'm afraid this feeling is worse than me!

A gentle and considerate cancer woman can easily give people the feeling of "love". If you are a person who pursues the feeling of love, you won't be disappointed if you choose her. Cancer women usually give men confidence. If I lose your love, my life will be meaningless. This is really the feeling that many men dream of. However, if you are just a person who regards love as a game, please don't provoke her, because, first of all, this is really lame for a real cancer girl. Cancer women play for real, and feelings are by no means something they easily blaspheme; Second, for some cancer women, if she falls in love with you, it is not so easy to get rid of her. You know how hard it is to get out of a crab, right? Her fighting spirit will surprise you very much. I saw the end of a man who betrayed a woman with cancer. This time, Fatal Temptation is not much better. Of course, only a few cancer women will be so lethal, but you'd better not take any chances.

Her gentleness and thoughtfulness, as well as her wholehearted love, will make you extremely moved. Few women will make you feel so important. But her emotionality is also likely to drive you crazy. She is very insecure, sensitive and fragile. Often your casual words will make her burst into tears or angry. There are two kinds of cancer women, of course, they are as lovely as warm sun at ordinary times, but when they are in a mood, they take rain pear-shaped. One is a time bomb. If you meet the former, you are lucky. Just bring two more packs of tissues. If it is the latter, I am afraid that the mental stress will be even greater.

There are thousands of reasons for her uncertainty, probably because she suddenly feels that you haven't hugged her for a long time. Maybe you just talk to her girlfriend in a soft tone. Maybe you just joked that she was as hot as a bird's nest. That's right. I forgot to remind you that it's best not to criticize or tease your little cancer girl. She is almost fragile and can't stand the slightest criticism from her lover. In short, the ups and downs of the moon and the tides of the sea may all be the reasons that affect her mood, and her biggest worry is that she is always worried about whether she is good enough or not, and whether you don't love her anymore. She often needs your confirmation. So I think the easiest way for you is to tell her directly!

I think there is no better way to get along with her than to really love her, but you must remember that the way to love her is by no means appeasement. Give her gentle comfort when she is emotional. After her emotions calm down, you must sincerely tell her what kind of harm her excessive emotionalization has caused you! Let her know your true feelings, she really loves you, and she will know to correct herself appropriately. Don't be ignorant of making peace, you will spoil her. Cancer woman has a very strange feature, that is, if you don't tell her "enough", she will keep trying to see how much you can tolerate her. It seems difficult for her to understand what "enough" means. In the end, her emotions will be beyond her control, and of course, you will be unbearable.

I have several cancer friends whose marriages have gone wrong like this! In the end, she should regret being too headstrong. But in good conscience, husbands who condone rape should bear part of the responsibility. How can you spoil her and then go outside to seek gentle comfort? Strange to say, when cancer women have emotional problems, the actions they take will also surprise you; In addition to being sad, the cancer woman is likely to tell her husband's new lover what to cook to his taste; She can send his laundry from the laundry room to "their" residence; She is more likely to pay his credit card bill with private funds. Don't you believe it? I'm swear it again, it's true. I almost fainted when my cancer friends told me their great deeds. They are like this. Sometimes they are hateful and sometimes they are kind. She needs you to spoil her, and she loves you relatively. For a cancer woman, it seems that spoiling a man is the best way to possess him. Even if you leave her today, you will come back to her sooner or later, because no one will love you like her.

So, you have to understand that you must learn to love her in a proper way. If you get along well, she will be a rare wife. You can enjoy the sweetness of love all your life, and she will pay for your family without reservation. Cancer woman has another feature, that is, although she is usually fragile, emotional and inseparable from you, she will become a strong and resilient woman when you encounter real problems and even when you are desperate. You can depend on your mother like a child in your arms. She will treat your wound carefully and be strong enough to accompany you through the difficulties. Most cancer women have a strong sense of money and know how to live within their means. (Unless she has a profligate moon or a rising constellation) Usually, she will only spend money to calm her anxiety when she is depressed (feeling that you don't love him). For the sake of your wallet, it is wise to give her a "feeling of love" often.

Please love her with a mature and responsible attitude! Don't blame her for spoiling her! If you really love a crab, you will get rich and incomparable feedback. I sincerely hope that every cancer friend of mine can meet a good man.

Cancer Woman and Sex

Cancer women's sex is a little shy, so it's hard to regard sex as a game! If the other person has a playful attitude, it will make her feel uneasy and even angry. Only when the place is hidden and the other party is sincere can she be introduced into the situation. But once you get into the state, you can completely indulge in it. Cancer women's sex can be passionate, but they may lack skills and sense of humor.

Cancer woman and the man of the zodiac

1 Aries: You will like his lively and straightforward personality, but he always seems to turn a blind eye to your emotions.

Taurus: He can provide you with solid and reliable shoulders. He will also appreciate your tenderness and delicacy. However, you have to learn his actual attitude towards life slowly.

Gemini: His outstanding way of expressing love may convince you. However, his changeability will definitely make you more uneasy.

Cancer: It is easy for you to know each other in the same constellation. The only worry is that when two people are depressed at the same time, it may take a lot of time to recover.

Leo: You will like his optimistic and bright habits, but occasionally you will hate the oppression brought by his exaggerated personality. And you are emotional, he may be a little impatient.

6 Virgo: He can easily become your trusted friend, but you may think that he is not romantic enough in love.

Libra: You can easily fall in love with Libra men. He is probably the one who spoiled you and let you down.

8 Scorpio: Your devotion will win the trust of a Scorpio man, and his enthusiasm will always satisfy your inner anxiety.

9 Sagittarius: He is not an object that can make you feel at ease, although the atmosphere with him is always lively and interesting.

10 Capricorn: His strong willpower will convince you, but he is usually not a man who knows how to deal with your changeable emotions.

1 1 Aquarius: His calmness and indifference may make you feel lonely and crazy, but you can be good friends.

12 Pisces: Pisces men's passionate nature will make you very happy. The maternal characteristics of cancer women are exactly what Pisces men need deeply.