What are some jokes about homophonic Chinese characters?

First, ancient poetry reflects the homophonic characteristics of Chinese characters:

1, two apes are cutting firewood in the deep mountain, and the little monkey dares to saw (sentence)

How does the old beast solve the problem (hoof)-solve the problem?

2. Because of the lotus root, (why does it happen occasionally), apricots don't need plums, (fortunately, there is no media)

3. Dogs gnaw at the bones of the river (monk)-Su Shi, poems of flowing water Dongpo (corpse)-Fo Yin.

4. The first spring in Xiangyang was always in Su Shi, and there was a fish in the family celebration-Fo Yin.

Second, two-part allegorical saying:

1, mom's sisters-suspicious (aunt)

2, crib mouth on the stage-no (cloth city)

3, the whip on the stage-overweight (fake horse)

4. Kannonji fire-Miao (temple disaster)

5. Monkey Sun sits in the golden hall-unlike a human being.

Third, couplets:

1, living in a pagoda, looking at Zhuge Liang, complaining that Jiang Wei (Jiang Wei) is really difficult (Lu Bu)?

2, the bird is in the cage, the heart is in the nest (Cao Cao), hate Guan Yu (Guan Yu) instead of Zhang Fei (Zhang Fei)?

3, two boats racing, rowing speed (Lu Su) is not as fast as sailing (climbing)?

4. A hundred schools of thought contend. Di Qing (Di Qing) is more difficult than Xiao He (Xiao He).