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How do primary school students read newspapers?

I raise this question because I have thoroughly read the relevant documents of the recent Dongguan Municipal Party Congress. In the innovative development model, it is mentioned that the training of all employees should be strengthened, and farmers and migrant workers should also be encouraged to read and read newspapers. Increase knowledge and improve quality. When it comes to reading newspapers, the author, as a practitioner, becomes sensitive: What newspapers should I read and how should I read them?

This question is by no means unreasonable. Which newspaper to read and how to read it is not only a technical issue, it can often have a decisive impact on newspaper readers. It can be said to be a "big deal". There is a real historical joke that can illustrate this point. In order to become the "Crown Prince", Yuan Shikai's eldest son Yuan Keding actually invested his own money to build the first newspaper for personal reading in history - he stole the "Shuntian Times" and published various " "Encouragement" and articles praising Yuan Shikai were specially read by my father in the newspaper every day. Yuan Shikai, who had long wanted to proclaim himself emperor, was indeed very satisfied with this "newspaper". After he proclaimed himself emperor, this special newspaper was still being printed. Until one day, minister Zhao Erxun came to pay an audience, found something different, and brought it to When Yuan Shikai compared it with the real "Shuntian Times", he realized that he had been deceived.

Yuan Keding’s move is called one-way shielding of information. The result of the shielding is to make me suffer. Some researchers believe that Yuan Shikai, such a shrewd man, had he known that the voice against the imperial system was so strong. If you have to carefully assess the situation, you will not risk your life and fortune at that moment and bear historical infamy. When Yuan Shikai was dying, he shouted "He... harmed me". Many commentators believed that "he" was Yuan Keding. It was pitiful that "Yuan Datou" was a shrewd man, but he was deceived by a newspaper and became the "big head".

The historical jokes in the personal version of "Sunchon Times" are enough to become a classic textbook on contemporary information science, because it further illustrates the various requirements for the dissemination of information itself. If Yuan Shikai was really harmed by Yuan Keding, it was because of poor information channels, single types of information, and similar information, as well as the lack of a reference for comparison and easy analysis and identification. Once the reference object is absent, or simply chooses the wrong reference object, people will fail to judge things and make wrong decisions in the opposite direction, which will bring disaster to themselves. The lessons of Yuan Shikai, a single husband of a generation, are a lesson for us modern people.

In fact, reading newspapers and reading them is nothing more than receiving information. The reception of information involves selective exposure, selective understanding, and selective memory. This stage is a process of digestion in comparison and reconstruction in understanding. What is gained is real knowledge. Swallowing it in a gulp will make it easier to stop eating due to choking. Therefore, to develop the habit of reading newspapers, you should not eat them alive, but learn to compare and think.

Therefore, when we propose to let farmers and migrant workers read newspapers and books, we should take advantage of the situation and not only ensure a basic information source, but also provide an optional information surface, so that we can selectively understand the information surface. , Cultivate thinking ability, so that you can rise from absorbing knowledge to producing knowledge. Just cultivating a machine that can turn over newspapers is not the original intention of learning. Cultivating new people who can learn and apply actively is the purpose of reading newspapers.