Humorous jokes about learning

In geography class, the teacher asked the students to briefly describe the following places: Arabia, Singapore, Cape of Good Hope, Rome, Nagoya and Macau.

A student said, "Once upon a time, there was an old man named Arabia. One day, he went to climb the mountain. When he climbed to Singapore, he suddenly saw a group of Romans with the Cape of Good Hope on their heads. So he ran into Nagoya and closed Macao ... "

Hello, my dearest father! Have you been as strong as an ox recently? Is the work thriving? Now I am studying hard at my own risk. The teacher praised my great achievements, which made me feel smug. You criticize me for abusing words, and I will definitely give up all my efforts and make a comeback. May dad live forever! Your youngest son, baby.

One of the students took part in an impromptu speech, and the topic was "My sister". And his opening remarks immediately attracted everyone:

My sister said "earth-shattering"; "Happy" at the sight of food; Find something "earth-shaking"; If you are lovelorn, you will "call the sky and grab the land"; When she borrowed money from me, she prayed to heaven and worshipped the earth. Now that she is finally married, it's really "thank goodness".