What's funny about college life?

1. On New Year's Eve, I was the only one lying in the dormitory playing with my mobile phone.

On the tree-lined path of the library at night, several couples embraced warmly, and I was the only one.

3. Showing off Bai Piao's rare skin with his classmates, he sent me a picture and told me that it was a scarf knitted by his partner.

My classmate forgot his card when I went to the canteen, so I lent mine to him.

When I went to ask him for money, he asked me in surprise: Do you want to pay all this money back? You are too picky.

When I was a freshman, I met a very happy thing and hurried back to the dormitory.

When I opened the door, I remembered that behind the door, it was no longer those bastards in high school.

6. After a long hesitation, I finally got up the courage to run for class cadre.

Finally, when I walked down, I heard two girls whispering to me:

He wears rustic clothes and has a funny accent.

7. Now I know that double-clicking the screen is the fastest way to like it.

8. My roommate asked me to go to the movies and told me that imax was the only exciting thing.

Judging from the ticket price, a ticket actually costs more than 60 yuan, which is enough for three days. Finally, I can only lie to him that I have something to do and make an appointment next time.

9. Roommates shouted, look at that group. I just sent a video, which is so funny.

Others laughed after reading it, and I opened the only dormitory group, which was blank.

10, I went to dinner with my classmates. I ate slowly in order to wait for him.

As a result, he stood up and left after eating.

1 1. I thought I made a friend who cared about me. As a result, I heard a secret from another person that I had never told anyone.

12, I made an appointment with my classmates to take the CET-4 and meet at the entrance of the dormitory.

The next morning, I waited for a long time, but I didn't see him. I met his roommate and told me that he had already left.

13, found a part-time delivery guy.

Go to class at noon every day and come back after class in the afternoon.

In the end, the boss only gave a few hundred. He said strongly, Love or not, there is no shortage of you.

14, my parents came to see me, so I had to show them around the campus and eat in the canteen. In order to save money, they didn't stay. In winter, they rushed back to the last bus in the middle of the night.

In order to save money, they don't stay. In winter, they catch the last bus at midnight.

15, I got a scholarship, and my roommate asked me to invite me to dinner.

I invited everyone to a good restaurant, but roommate A complained about the food.

16, final exam 9, I studied hard for a whole week, but my grades were not as high as those of my classmates who played games all day.

17, I really wrote a long answer and shared my experience, but no one praised and encouraged me.

18, during the class, the teacher on the stage was very devoted, and I heard that it was a new employee. But the students in the audience played with their mobile phones and slept, and few people watched him all the time.

19, let's make an appointment to do sanitation at the weekend.

On weekends, they get up and start playing games, without mentioning it at all.

So, I have to do it myself.

It took a long time, but no one got up.

Until I was ready to take out the garbage, a roommate finally turned and threw the takeaway box on the ground and said to me, by the way, throw this away.

20. Two roommates with good family conditions are discussing what jobs are arranged at home and where to play after graduation.

I just came back from the job fair, staring at my mobile phone in the hot sun, hoping to get an interview call as soon as possible.

2 1, a USB flash drive with a lot of information and memories was lent to a classmate, but it was not returned for a long time.

When I asked him for it, he said I lost it.

Not only did he not apologize, but he also said to me: I just lost a USB flash drive, so haggle over every ounce.

22. I have been preparing for the evaluation for a long time, but I lost to a girl who is very close to the job seeker.

Obviously, her GPA is lower than mine and her honor is less than mine. The counselor asked me to help with most things, and finally she beat me easily.