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Ask for the name of a ghost film. It's a Japanese horror movie!
Some movies and people who love him are probably about fate, and love is the right time, place and people. The Japanese film Fantasy Century was shot in 2000. In the past five years, I have watched it alone in many video stores, looking at people's attention affectionately, and many people have ignored it. I went to Kunming University to find someone two days ago. Someone put up an absent note. Bored, I touched a self-help "food bar" where I could bask in the sun in Zhaojiadui Hutong. When I saw it in a prominent position on the shelf, I took it down and stuffed it into the vegetable box. After a few minutes, my heart calmed down. The four-dimensional space of four directors and four interesting and irrelevant paragraphs are a good start. The first story, the horror theme, is called "Evil Spirit in Snow Mountain": A plane crashed in the snow mountain, and its fuselage was torn and bloody. The surviving three men and two women, a handsome young man, a middle-aged scholar and a street hooligan. One of the two close female companions has a broken leg and a bone stubble outside. It snows all over the sky, and the road is difficult at night. Anger, despair and panic don't help. As long as you don't dare to commit suicide and escape, the immediate problem is still hunger and cold, and you have to take turns carrying the wounded forward, which is a serious physical consumption. Should we abandon dying people to lighten the burden? There are four people facing difficult choices. Before they survived, everyone's true colors were revealed one by one. Three men shamelessly persuaded the woman to leave her partner. At first, the woman resolutely refused and watched the men run forward without looking back. She stumbled behind her friends and felt guilty. She called them back, dug a hole and buried their friends in the snow, regardless of the struggle, crying. Later, I found a wooden house with five beds. Blankets, food and stoves can also support the arrival of rescue teams in the morning, looting China scholars to maintain order, uniformly rationing food and enjoying it by themselves. Looking at the empty fifth bed, everyone was silent. Someone told an old ghost story that zombies would return to the participants the next morning when they were buried alive, and they would never be buried. They all shuddered. In order to prevent the vague freezing in sleep, the scholar ordered everyone to take turns to keep vigil, and then something strange happened. Everyone thinks that the fifth man is waking himself up for a vigil and dying strangely. As a horror movie country, this movie is a little naive, but it is simple and clear, and the characters appear in the DV machine. Before the "snow burial", the deceased clung to his friend's skirt and his nails fell off one by one. These jokes are still quite scary. It also uses a simple and old-fashioned example to play a fragile human nature: what will you lose in the face of disaster? Similar to the "honesty" proposition in the composition of 200 1 college entrance examination. The second story is an absurd comedy called "Mobile Phone General": During the shogunate period, the Tibetan general played by Nakai Kichi (yes, the one in "Heroes of Heaven and Earth") found a mobile phone on the road and received an investigation call from a cultural figure in the Japanese Parliament in 2000. It turns out that this general is a brave and good general in history, but many people in unofficial history say that he is a greedy and cowardly color stick. Unofficial history was right, but on the phone, he told people in the future that he was born with integrity and outstanding achievements, and he died. In fact, he spends every day with his mistress Megumi Okina (yes, the heroine of Bitterness 1), and he is indifferent to political affairs and the man who admonishes him to death, so his teenage son can't stand his virtue and wants to kill him instead. In this way, people in the future will dare to be cowards and lackeys, and they will realize the great significance of Yamato's national life and death. Implicit will strike, complete yourself, complete the official history. The film is full of jokes, naive humor, and the so-called bushido spirit is refreshing. The opening ceremony was grand. The atmospheric archaeologist unearthed a mobile phone from the Middle East, and then the expert weighed it and said meaningfully: Well, this was used by Alexander! The destination is resplendent and magnificent, and the broad and bright conference hall is busy. Countless operators are talking to historical celebrities, such as Confucius, Genghis Khan, Washington, Murasaki, etc. Verify the historical authenticity in an orderly way. Only one department unearthed the mobile phone before loading it and sealing it. The third book "The Battle of Fantasy Chess" belongs to black humor: a young and promising chess genius killed a world-beater and lost to a well-made computer, losing his reputation and face, and he has been on the streets ever since. One day, several lean men in black clothes and trousers dragged him into a black car and gave it to the big boss in a skyscraper. The big boss is obsessed with playing chess with him. He was afraid to leave at will and lost the first step. The boss told him to look out the window. There is a big chess match in the street. Chess pieces are real people. His first chess piece was stabbed to death by the boss's chess piece. The dark life began, and he had a splitting headache. The ubiquitous chess game drove him to no way back. His girlfriend is a chess piece, and so is his girlfriend's first love. Love and hate are intertwined. In the last game, his girlfriend was about to be killed by the opposing soldier in the giant talent art museum. He, the king, rushed out without hesitation and sacrificed himself to save the queen. Silence, then applause, the dead chess pieces magically resurrected, and Big Brother announced that he had lost. The chess piece was an actor he recruited, and a giant computer in the stands burned with a bang. It turns out that this big brother is the owner of the machine. When designing the program, he didn't expect "Wang" to disrupt the overall situation, sacrifice himself to serve the people, and the computer completely collapsed. Once again, human nature was used to operate, but this time human nature won. The film is black and cruel, and the mosaic-like chess game is everywhere, spinning and tumbling, confusing and strange, making people dizzy and trembling. In the end, you couldn't think of what the director wanted, which really aroused my nerves. In winter, it aroused my goose bumps and cold sweat. The last story is called "Simulated Marriage Plan", a romantic idol and sci-fi story: the hero starring the popular idol Takashi Kashiwabara falls in love with the beautiful woman passing by on the bus every day, and his heart itches, but he tries to plot against her but suffers from no chance. One day, the beautiful woman was trapped in front of the cinema without rain gear. He rushed out of the car in the rain and invited her to go to the movies. After getting to know each other, each other's shortcomings are exposed, and each is worried about the future of the other. They talked about marriage and made a newly developed simulated marriage at the suggestion of family and friends, and input their life history, family background, personality and economic income. According to the rules, they leave messages to each other in front of the camera 10 years later. And the sweet love is vulnerable in the future computer simulation, and the two of them broke up in discord. Living alone, all the good things in the past come to mind. Because of the failure of the experiment, the relevant units sent the video that should have been sealed up to 10 years in advance to the other party. After watching it, they found that they were inseparable and flowers entered the marriage hall with applause. Japan, which is good at idol drama, has been upstaged by its own student Korea in recent years. The director is very good at catering to the appetite of young people by learning lessons. Script planning, actor selection, scene design, dressing and dressing are all fantastic and touching. Besides, a practical and cruel scientific invention, a simulated marriage experiment, do you have the courage to try? A movie, 120 minutes, four directors for more than 30 minutes, four short stories and four flavors, which do you like? , but also became a bitter couple. The two returned to reality and decided to cancel the wedding and break up early. But they can't always forget each other ... supplement: the lizard tail of fantasy century was filmed again in 2002. Information from actor Takashi Kashiwabara (2000- 1 1), Wonderful Tales of the World ~ Marriage (.
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