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Thin 22 Jin! I'm back, the top draft in the NBA is finally back-
Throw your own dunk from your crotch, and dunk with both hands in singles with the ball. I feel that I can come back to fuck my opponent at any time!
Did the Pelican use a cover-up, first colluding with chams to spread the news of Pang Hu's season reimbursement, so as to let the Lakers, the direct opponent in the playoffs, relax their vigilance?
Then take advantage of the fat tiger mountain unprepared and severely punish the Zijin legion? What a schemer, son! Pelican coaching staff learned China's art of war overnight!
Just kidding, Pang Hu basically can't come back. At present, he is only allowed to train 1 to 1, followed by 3 pairs of 3, and then 5 pairs of 5, all of which need time to recover and evaluate.
However, there are only eight rounds left in the next regular season, and I can't catch up. Unless he does make it to the playoffs, Pang Hu may consider returning to the Savior.
It's okay to go through the motions, at least break the reputation of virgins in the playoffs first, or you may have to wait until the Year of the Monkey!
Every time Adian writes an article about Pang Hu, many brothers will say that he is the next Auden, or even a top parallel.
The first statement is possible, because Pang Hu's career track up to now is really similar to that of Auden the Great, and the number of appearances in the first three seasons is similar, 85 to 82. The second name of the same session is Rand!
But parallel imports are a bit extreme.
Parallel champions refer to people who have never played a game, like Bennett and kwame brown, but Pang Hu proved himself in his rookie season, averaging 22.5 points, 6.3 rebounds and 2. 1 assists.
Not to mention that he averaged 27 points, 7.2 rebounds and 3.7 assists in the second year and became an all-star starter. In the past 22 years, James has been able to match the No.1 pick in the NBA draft. The data of the second year of his career is 27.2 points, 7.4 rebounds and 7.2 assists.
As for Auden, everyone knows that he is a super genius destroyed by injuries, but many people still spray him with parallel imports. That's the reason. His single-season average is only 1 1. 1 8.5 rebounds, which is quite satisfactory for ordinary blue-collar insiders.
So we say that even if Pang Hu retires on the spot, we can feel sorry for it, and we can blame him for his lack of self-discipline, but we can never label him as parallel imports!
Of course, this assumption is unnecessary. Pang Hu's blindness is getting better and better, and he has changed himself. It is reported that he lost 24 pounds, about 10.9 kg, in his recent injury recovery training.
From the recent photos with fans, it can be proved that Pang Hu is much thinner than before, and has no heavy feeling!
Previous pictures
If you can exchange a season for a healthier Pang Hu who knows how to cherish his career, from the perspective of the future, this is an extremely cost-effective deal!
This should also give Pelican management a reassurance, and make up their minds to send Pang Hu an early salary renewal contract during the offseason this summer, and the two sides will start a long-term cooperation model.
There is no need to consider renewing the contract. Pang Hu hasn't played a game this season, otherwise the general manager of Pelican will definitely be playing on the floor in front of his house all day, and won't leave without signing a contract.
Next season, there will be a new version of the Big Three of CJ+ Ying Ge+Pang Hu. If we reinforce other weaknesses in the offseason, we will certainly make great achievements. Maybe we can play the playoffs without a play-off.
Mainly the chemical reaction between CJ and the pelican. Great. So far, he has played 16 games, averaging 26. 1 minute, 5 rebounds, 6.7 assists 1.2 breaks, which is the highest level since his whole career.
Changing CJ from Trailblazers is the strongest operation this year. Who is for and who is against it!
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