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A Dream of Red Mansions: Stories from 53 to 79
Baoyu felt very guilty when he saw Qingwen's repeated illness. He sent for a doctor at dawn. On New Year's Eve, the Ningguo Mansion offered sacrifices to ancestors, Heishan Village sent new year's goods to Jia Fu, and Jia Qin also went to collect things, which was scolded by Jia Zhen. On the night of Lantern Festival, Jia Mu held a banquet in Guo Rong Building.
In the fifty-fourth time, Shi Taijun broke the old-fashioned colorful clothes of Wang Xifeng's play.
After the play, Grandmother Jia called two ladies to tell stories. At the beginning, Jia guessed the following and refuted the common cliches in the story. Xifeng imitated the tone of storytelling and summed up the matter. Everyone laughed. At the fourth watch, the old lady and Xi-feng each told a joke, and then they broke up.
Fifty-fifth time insulting daughter, fooling concubine, fighting for leisure time, deceiving young master, hiding danger.
Because of overwork, Li Wan, Bao Chai took care of the housework for Xifeng, which was more rigorous. Aunt Zhao's brother died, and Tan Chun's pension was less than when xiren's mother died. Aunt Zhao began to cry, and Tan Chun argued with her, ignoring her unreasonable demands. Aunt Zhao secretly instigated the naughty girl not to be good with Tanchun, and Pinger and Xifeng talked about it and argued for Tanchun.
At the beginning of the fifty-sixth rejuvenation, Su Baochai's stone spring.
Baochai used Zhu's words to guide the manager, but Tanchun didn't. Baochai said that trivial things must be learned, and if you don't learn, you will become a common custom. Baochai boasted that Pinger was far from worrying, neither humble nor supercilious. Tanchun was sad because of her concubines. Pinger should ask Xi- Feng for advice before doing anything to eliminate the disadvantages.
Jia Zhen went to Beijing to congratulate him and sent someone to pay tribute to him. Four women in the Zhen family told the old lady about his Baoyu, and the old lady's name was Jia Baoyu, which startled them. Baoyu began to think that the four accepted their grandmother; Xiangyun joked, reassured him, and went to Nanjing to find that Baoyu. Jia Baoyu dreamed of Zhen Baoyu. When I woke up, I knew it was a reflection in the mirror.
Fifty-seventh back to Zi Juan's sweet talk. Yuci loves to comfort her during menstruation.
Mrs Wang led Baoyu to see Zhen Baoyu. Zi Juan is "far away" from Baoyu, who is in a daze. Zi Juan deliberately said that Daiyu would return to Suzhou next spring or autumn. Baoyu returned to the hospital, in a daze, and it was useless for Mammy Li to come and see him.
Xiren came to find Zijuan and explained the situation. Daiyu coughed loudly and asked Zijuan to explain. Baoyu made a noise when he saw Zijuan.
Baochai went to see Daiyu, and Daiyu's mother came first. Shi Xue said that the old man is in charge of marriage under the moon. Baochai wants Daiyu to marry Xue Pan. Aunt Xue wants to tell Baoyu about Daiyu.
Back to the 58th apricot Yin false phoenix cry empty Huang Qianping true feelings slap silly reason.
Tomb-Sweeping Day, Baoyu wandered around on crutches after dinner. Xiangyun pointed to the mud boat and said, "Get this boat out quickly. They are picking up Sister Lin." Baoyu looked up at the apricots and thought that "green leaves are full of branches", and in a few years, Xing Xiuyan will also be "green leaves full of branches". They sighed again when they saw the birds falling from the branches and crying. When the woman saw the lotus root official burning paper for her companion, she tried to drag him to see the grandmother, but Baoyu covered her up.
Baoyu looked at Daiyu, and both of them lost weight. Daiyu remembered the past and shed tears. Fang Guan had a fight with his godmother, and Baoyu defended Fang Guan. Fang Guan explained that the burning of paper in the Champions League was because he had married a drug official. After the death of the medicine officer, he and Rui Guan became husband and wife, gentle and considerate, but still missed the medicine officer and helped burn paper.
The fifty-ninth time Liu Chenying was called to fly.
Xiangyun committed apricot ringworm, Baochai ordered Yinger to ask Daiyu for nitrate, and Rui Guan went to see Lotus Root Guan. Yinger made up a basket of wicker and gave it to Daiyu. Daiyu and Aunt Xue are going to Baochai's room for dinner. "Let's have fun." . Yinger sat down in Liu Di and made another basket. Chun Yan came and said that Baoyu said his daughter's unmarried was priceless. When you get married, you become a dead pearl. Always fish's eyes. For example, his mother and menstruation love money more and more with age. Chun Yan told Yinger not to break willow branches and flowers. Her mother and menstruation are in charge here, more cautious than getting an eternal inheritance. Chun Yan's mother came. She was angry with Fang Guan and hated Chun Yan's disappointment, so she hit Chun Yan.
Chun Yan ran to Baoyu's room, and Musk asked Pinger to take care of Chun Yan's mother. Pinger ordered Mrs. Lin to hit forty boards outside the corner gate, and the woman cried and begged.
Back to the sixtieth session, jasmine powder replaced rose nitrate rose dew to attract poria cream.
Rui Guan asked Chun Yan to wipe Fang Guan's face with nitrate roses. Fang Guan gave Jia Huan jasmine powder, not rose nitrate. Aunt Zhao took this opportunity to make a scene in the garden, and Xia Pozi added fuel to the fire. The Liu family wanted to send their daughter to Baoyu's room to handle affairs, and asked Fangguan to tell Baoyu that Fangguan wanted rose dew for Liu Wuer to eat. And promised to let Wuer work in Baoyu's room. Aunt Zhao's nephew wanted to marry Liu Wuer, and Liu's parents reluctantly agreed, but their parents dared not. Qian Huai was so angry that he was partial to the Liu family. Liu wanted to go back, and his brother and sister-in-law gave Liu Wuer poria cocos cream.
Sixty-first time, Baoyu hid stolen goods and sentenced him to prison to exercise his rights.
Lotus, the maid in Yingchun's room, is called Siqi stewed tender eggs, but Liu doesn't give it. Lotus told Siqi that Siqi would lead people to mess up the kitchen. Liu Wuer award poria cocos cream to the square crown; When I came back, I was caught by Lin Zhixiao's family. Feng told me to beat the Liu family forty boards and not to enter the second door. I beat five children to forty boards and gave them to Zhuangzi, either to sell them or to match them. Baoyu hid the stolen goods for Cai Yun, and Pinger explained the situation to Cai Yun who stole his wife's roses. Xifeng still wants to investigate the Liu family. Pinger advised her to let go, and neither did Xifeng.
Back to the sixty-second 【 Han Xiangyun drunk sleep peony 】 leave Xiangling love pomegranate skirt.
Tanchun proposed to raise money for Pinger's birthday, and everyone responded, ordering and boxing. Enjoy yourself without the constraints of Mrs. Jia and Mrs. Wang.
Xiangyun was drunk on the bluestone board, covered with peonies, and Bao and Dai chatted under the flowers. Daiyu praises Tanchun, and Baoyu also praises Tanchun. Daiyu was worried that Jia Fu would not get a career, but Baoyu said that he and Daiyu were indispensable.
Xiangling, Fangguan and others are mowing grass, and they are playing on the ground. Xiangling's skirt is dirty and wet. It was given by Baoqin. Baoyu asked Aron to change it for him, and Xiangling didn't ask Xue Pan to tell him about the skirt when she left.
Back to the sixty-third time, Shouyihong Fang Qun gave a banquet and died. Then she died alone.
Lin zhixiao's family had a night check-up and urged him to go to bed quickly. Baoyu agreed. After Lin zhixiao's family left, the maid invited the girls, and everyone had a party. It was already the second watch when Aunt Xue sent someone to pick up Daiyu. After the girls left, Baoyu and the girl played four more shifts. The next morning, xiren praised Pinger for her excitement last night. Miaoyu posted a birthday message and signed it as an outsider. Xiuyan said that Baoyu wanted to be an insider.
Jia Jing died, You Shi mourned. You Laoniang and his mother went to Ningfu to live at home, and Jia Rong played the second aunt.
The sixty-fourth sad topic is a quiet lady, five good songs, the love of the prodigal son, Kowloon []
Baoyu came back from Ningfu and went to Daiyu. He advised Daiyu not to take bring disgrace to oneself. He was in tears, and Daiyu was speechless. Baoyu found that Wu Mei wanted to read poems, but Daiyu didn't show them. Baochai just came, and Baochai praised Daiyu's five good poems for being novel and unique.
Jia Lian praised Jia Rong and said that Second Sister was better than Xifeng. Jia Rong wants to say that the second sister is Jia Lian's mistress. Jia Rong told You Laoniang that the second aunt gave it to Jia Lian, and the second sister didn't say anything, but the third sister scolded first. You Shi discouraged, Jia Zhen agreed. Because of economic dependence, your mother also agreed. Jia Zhen arranged for Sister You and Zhang Hua to divorce.
Back to the sixty-fifth Jia Ershe secretly married You Sanjie, the second daughter of you, and thought of marrying Liu Erlang.
Jia Lian called the second sister and his grandmother and sent Feng away. I gave the ladder to my second sister, and I didn't put it back until Xifeng died.
Xinger introduced Xifeng to Second Sister.
Back to the sixty-sixth Qing Xiaomei ashamed to go to hell cold Jiro a cold into an empty net.
Xinger told the second sister that Baoyu was clear outside and turbid inside, while the third sister praised Baoyu for being confused.
You Sanjie told Second Sister and Jia Lian that she wanted to marry Liu Xianglian. Jia Lian went to Pingan State to handle affairs, Lu Yu married Xue Pan and Liu Xianglian, the brothers of life and death, and Liu Xianglian gave the ancestral Yuanyang sword to Third Sister as a gift.
Baoyu praised Third Sister to Xianglian, who said that there were only two stone lions in Ningfu, and Jia Lian wanted a sword. Third sister killed herself with a sword. Xianglian regretted it and became a monk.
Sixty-seventh session, Yi Tu, hometown of Qingsi, see you later, Wenmi, jie feng, Xun.
Aunt Xue explained to Baochai the suicide of Third Sister and regretted that Xianglian had become a monk with the Taoist priest. Baochai didn't care, so she asked Xue to prepare a seat and invited Xue Pannan to go with her.
Baochai distributed the soil that Xue Pan brought from the south to everyone. Daiyu's was different from others' and was twice as thick. Daiyu was very sad when she saw the local things at home. She lamented that she had no parents or brothers and was sent to a relative's house.
Aaron went to see Xifeng, and Lu Yu wished his mother to drive away wasps for the fruit tree and to taste the fruit. Aaron seriously refused.
Xi-feng asked Wang Er and Xinger.
The sixty-eighth time, the bitter mother earned money in the Grand View Garden, and the sour Xifeng made a scene in Ningguo House.
Xifeng confessed her cleverness to Second Sister and asked her to move in. The second sister actually recognized Xifeng as a bosom friend and entered the Grand View Garden together.
Feng hired Zhang Hua to sue Jia Lian, and Zhang Hua sued Wang Er and Jia Rong in Douchayuan. Xifeng took Jia Rong to tear up You Shi. Especially the mother and son promised to make up 520 pieces of silver, asking Xifeng to be considerate and convenient in front of the old lady; Jia Rong also advised the second sister to remarry Zhang Hua; You Shi asked Xifeng how to lie. Finally, Qi praised Xifeng's generosity and resourcefulness, and promised that when the matter was settled, the women would go to thank humbly. You Shi also ordered the maid to wait on Feng to dress and wash her face, set the wine and fill the rice, and personally handed the wine to pick the dishes.
Back to the sixty-ninth time, I took the little one and killed him with a sword. I felt that the time limit was to swallow gold and die.
Xifeng asked Zhang Hua to sue the original match. Zhang's father was rich and rich, and he wanted to go to Jia's house to find someone. Xifeng told the old lady that the old lady asked the second sister to fight and the old lady asked Xifeng to take care of it. Through Rong and Zhen, Feng told Zhang Hua not to bring anyone, and Zhang and his son got about 100 gold and returned to their hometown.
When Jia Lian came back from a business trip, Jia She said he was useful and gave him one hundred and twenty pieces of silver and a concubine, Qiu Tong. Jia Jia heard Qiu Tong say that Second Sister was a bitch. Second sister is sick because of black gas. Third sister killed Xifeng in her dream, but second sister didn't do it. Hu Junrong knocked out the child with drugs, and Feng incited to be angry with the second sister. Pinger and the second sister cried, and the second sister swallowed gold and died. Pinger paid 200 yuan for the funeral expenses. After listening to Xi-feng's words, Grandmother Jia said, Those who died of consumption will burn and disperse.
Back to the seventieth time, Lin Daiyu rebuilt the Peach Blossom Club, and Shi Xiangyun accidentally wrote catkins.
Baoyu fled because of the cold, but he killed You Xiaomei with his sword, and Jin died of Second Sister You. He was so angry that he fell ill on Liu Wuer. He was so worried and angry that he couldn't add a word, and his language was often confused.
Baoqin deliberately said that he wrote the peach blossom poem written by Daiyu. Baoyu said that although Baoqin had this talent, Baochai would never let him write this mourning poem. I can't compare with Lin's loss after several times. Everyone changed the Begonia Club into the Peach Blossom Club, and promoted Daiyu as the master.
Xiangyun fills in catkin words, and Daiyu invites everyone to fill in catkin words. Tanchun wrote half a song, and Baoyu continued half a song. After seeing Tang Duoling of Daiyu, everyone felt so sad. Baochai said Baoqin was a failure. There is a line in Baochai's poem that sends me to Qingyun. Everyone flies kites, and Daiyu wants to let go of her bad luck.
The seventy-first time, people who have bad feelings have bad feelings, and Yuanyang women have no intention of meeting Yuanyang.
On the third day of August, the eightieth anniversary was only called the meeting between Shi, Xue, Qin, Lin and Tan and Nan 'an.
When you were hungry, she went to Xifeng's room first. When Xifeng was away, Pinger didn't eat snacks. When she went to the garden again, she saw that the main entrance and the corner gate of the garden were not closed. The two women who divided the fruits and vegetables heard that they were grandma in the East Room, so they didn't pay much attention. Zhou Rui's family was at odds with this man and told Xifeng that the two old women were tied up by future generations and handed over to the stable for guard.
Mrs. Xing asked Xifeng to intercede in front of everyone. You Shi said that Xi-feng was upset, so Lady Wang let them go. Xi-feng was so angry that she cried.
Yuanyang met Siqi and his aunt and uncle behind the lake rock. Chess fights for its super life, and Yuanyang promises not to leave.
Seventy-two times, Wang Xifeng said that she was ill and rich, and she got married according to the situation.
Si Qi was ill because his uncle and brother ran away without permission. Yuanyang waited for Siqi and vowed not to tell anyone. Si Qi thanked him very much.
Yuanyang took a look at Xifeng and said that Xifeng's blood collapsed. Jia Lian asked Yuanyang to temporarily smuggle out a box of gold and silver that the old lady could not find, and temporarily detained several thousand taels of silver to support her.
For Lin Zhixiao, Yucun has fallen, and Jia Lian said it is far away from him. Lin Zhixiao said that Wang Erxiao's son ate wine and gambled, and he did everything he could; Xi Feng promised her mother to give Wang Er's son, but Jia Lian didn't agree. Xi-feng said, "Jia Lian of the Wangs doesn't even like me, let alone a slave!" .
Afraid that Wang's daughter-in-law would gain power at the moment by relying on Xifeng's influence, she went to ask Aunt Zhao, who in turn went to ask Jia Zheng. Jia Zheng said that he saw two maids, one for Baoyu and the other for Huan.
The seventy-third time, the silly girl took the embroidered spring bag by mistake, and the timid lady didn't ask tired Jinfeng.
It is very rare for Mrs. Xing to see silly elder sister pick up embroidered spring bags and stuff them in her sleeves. She wants to know where it comes from. It is invisible.
Mrs. Xing reprimanded Yingchun for not talking about wet nurses, and was caught gambling, which was unknown to outsiders. Mrs. Xing scolded Lian and Feng for not listening to Yingchun. Xifeng wanted to serve, but Mrs. Xing refused.
Embroidered orange criticized Yingchun for not asking tired Jinfeng to be stolen by the wet nurse to gamble.
The daughter-in-law of Wang Zhu, Yingchun's wet nurse, begged Yingchun to make love and was rejected. Tanchun blamed her daughter-in-law and told Pinger to blame Xifeng. Seeing too much induction in the Spring Festival.
The seventy-fourth time, try to check the Grand View Garden and put an end to Ningguo House.
Mrs. Wang thought that the embroidered spring bag was left by Xifeng, so she knelt down and cried. Mrs. Wang had to say that she was short of breath. I dare not dare to ask Xifeng to send Zhou Rui's daughter-in-law and Wang's daughter-in-law in the name of gambling, and ask the old man and the gnashing of teeth to go out to fix people up and make an unannounced visit. Wang Shanbao told Wen Jing that she was black, and Mrs. Wang called Wen Jing, who knew that someone was plotting against her. Wang Shanbao's suggestion is to make a surprise inspection of the Grand View Garden at night.
The seventy-fifth night banquet, sad sound to give the Mid-Autumn Festival new words.
Grandmother Jia was very uncomfortable when she heard that the Zhen family had been copied. After eating, the old lady listened to Yuanyang and returned the two bowls of vegetables that Jia She had sent. Grandmother Jia asked Xifeng, Baodai and Lan Xiaozi to bring soup.
You found gambling, including Jia Zhen, Mrs. Xing's younger brothers Xing Dequan and Xue Pan. Uncle Xing expressed his dissatisfaction with Mrs Xing by discussing the potential of money.
Jia Zhen enjoys the moon in the green hall of Huifang Garden. In the middle of the night, there was a sigh near the ancestral temple on the other side of the wall. Jia Zhen became suspicious.
August fifteenth. Grandmother Jia praised Jia Zhen for sending good moon cakes, but not so good watermelons. Grandmother Jia helped Baoyu to enjoy the moon in the garden, and everyone surrounded Grandmother Jia to the Terrapin Village. Jia Mu lamented that there were very few people. Deliver the parcel: Jia Zheng said that he was afraid of his wife's jokes; Baoyu doesn't tell jokes, but enjoys writing poems. Jia She told a joke about her parents' partiality. Jia She praised Jia Zheng and talked about his future.
Back to the seventy-sixth, the flute in the convex pavilion felt sad and lonely, and the poem in the concave crystal pavilion felt sad and lonely.
Baochai's sister's house went to the full moon, and both Li Wan and Xi Feng were ill. Grandmother Jia lamented that there were few people. Jia forgave the crooked foot, and the grandmother told Mrs. Xing to go back. You's family didn't come home because her father-in-law was in mourning, so Rong sent Mrs. Xing home. Jia mu was eating wine and smelling the flute. Seeing that Jia She's wife said that Jia She didn't care, Jia She suffered from Jia She's parents' eccentric jokes, and Mrs. Wang explained. The flute sounded again, more desolate than before. The flute was filled with grief and indignation, and the grandmother broke down in tears.
Daiyu felt that there were few people and few scenes because of Grandmother Jia. Xiangyun advised her and accused Baochai of breaking her word. Two people came to concave crystal pavilion. Daiyu is the soul of Leng Yue's funeral. Xiangyun said that her poems were solid and novel, but they were too depressing. You shouldn't make such strange and complicated statements. Miaoyu also said it was too sad.
Back to the seventy-seventh time, Joe's maid felt wronged and broke off her feelings with the romantic beauty actress and returned to Shui Yue.
Mrs. Wang asked about Zhou Rui's family, and Zhou Rui's family and Feng had already discussed it. According to the facts, Mrs. Wang called Zhou Rui a chess player, and seemed reluctant to welcome the Spring Festival. Baoyu couldn't stop her and called the woman who married the man a bastard, which was more lethal than the man.
Mrs. Wang's new investigation into Yihongyuan and other places led to the expulsion of Wen Jing, Si Er and Fangguan. When Baoyu saw what Mrs. Wang said, he fell on the bed and wept bitterly.
Baoyu steadied the crowd and went to see Qingwen. When she came back from Wenjing's house, she coaxed Xiren into saying that she had gone to Aunt Xue's house. Sleep till the fifth watch, dreaming that Wen Jing is dead.
Mrs. Wang sent someone to pass on Baoyu for Jia Zheng, and someone entrusted Jia Zheng to look for autumn to admire Gui for poetry. Jia Zheng was very happy and praised Baoyu for his well-written poems. Fang, Lian and Rui Guan wanted to become monks, but Mrs. Wang refused first. After listening to the lies of Zhi Tong and Yuan Xin, she agreed.
Back to the seventy-eighth, the old bachelor made up the word "lotus"
After Fang Guan and others went, Mrs. Wang went to grandma to save Tianming. When she saw that grandma liked it, she told me about Qingwen. Grandma said that the maids were not as clever as Qingwen. Mrs. Wang said that Qingwen is not heavy, and that a beautiful concubine should have a heavy temperament and smooth manners, so she chose Xiren.
Baoyu came back and said that he went to visit a man to write a poem, but he didn't lose his face and gained a lot. Baoyu learned from a little girl that Qingwen was dead.
Baoyu saw that four or seven people had all gone to the garden, so he went to Baochai ... The Grand View Garden was about to break up, and he was so sad that he just wanted to die with Daiyu and Xiren. Baoyu wrote "The Daughter of Lotus" for Wen Jing.
Back to the seventy-ninth time, Xue regretted marrying Hedong Lion and marrying Zhongshan Wolf by mistake.
Daiyu's eulogy can be handed down with Cao E's tablet, and Baoyu asked Daiyu to change it. Baoyu changed his red account, and his son was affectionate; In Huangtuling, my daughter's misfortune was under the screen window, and I missed it; In Huangtuling, Dark Victory and Daiyu suddenly changed color when they heard this. Although they have infinite doubts in their hearts, they are not shown outside.
Jia She promised Sun Shaozu Spring Festival, but Jia Zheng advised him not to listen, and Jia Jia didn't care. Baoyu wrote poems emotionally because there were five clean daughters (four bridesmaids) missing from the world. Xiangling told Baoyu that Xue Pan was going to marry Xia Jingui of Guihua Xia family. Baoyu sneered. After worrying about Xiangling, Xiangling was unhappy and left. Baoyu has suffered all kinds of humiliation, shock and sadness since he visited the Grand View Garden, and he has also suffered from exogenous cold, so he fell ill and was bedridden.
Xiangling looks forward to Jingui's going through the door. Miss Xia has a beautiful appearance, but there is lightning inside.
Xia Jingui saw that her mother-in-law was kind-hearted, so she subdued Xue Pan.
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