Requesting lines for the 2014 Lantern Festival skit "Class Reunion" Urgent! !

1. We will be on the market soon. We can go to morning markets, night markets, supermarkets, whatever we want.

2. Do you own such a big hotel?

It’s all mine. Ancestor craftsmanship!

Ah, isn’t your family a shoe repairman?

Aren’t all arts connected?

3. Don’t worry, your help won’t be in vain. As long as my restaurant can continue to open, you can eat here for free.

I am eating for free!

Yes

If I drive for a day, you will eat for free. If I drive for a lifetime, you will be an idiot for the rest of your life.

Fool me

Don’t worry, if you don’t believe me I will get you a certificate

What kind of certificate

Idiot certificate.

4. If you don’t talk about it, I won’t talk about it. I have to think about what to say. After thinking about it, I won’t say anything.

Looking at Section Chief Chang’s speech, he was watertight. He spoke for a long time and it seemed as if he had not said anything at all.

5. No matter how old you are, you are a handsome man. Just call me your Goddess!

Okay, male god

Hahahaha. . . It's okay, just say what you want.

Look at you, you have become a section chief when you are only in your twenties, and your future is limitless. You are truly one of the best among men, one of the most proud, handsome and elegant.

Alas! Don't stop.

Having both ability and political integrity, wisdom and courage, one person can achieve success

Roosters and dogs are restless

6. When it comes to my approach to success, there is actually nothing to mention.

Then don’t mention it

It’s okay to mention it

As the saying goes, opportunities are reserved for those who are prepared, so I am the first The first step is preparation. The most critical second step is to wait for the old section chief to retire.

7. Where are the younger siblings?

You know it! When I was in school, I was the one I was dating. I called him sister-in-law at that time. To respect you, I now call him Slender Man.

Your sister-in-law, my brother-in-law, my former partner, your wife-in-law, is doing very well now!

You have the final say.

I have the final say no matter what. I am not your father-in-law.

I can do it

8. First, give me a bottle of Coke from 1982. Isn’t Coke expired?

My Coke is flown in from Bordeaux, France, and is made from fine red grapes.

Red wine! Forget it, give me a bottle of mineral water!

Would you like 38-degree mineral water or 52-degree mineral water?

Mineral water is also divided into degrees

We have been cellaring it for fifty years, and the sauce aroma is still strong. Not on top.

Your menu is too fancy, I won’t order it.

Isn’t it safe to say so on the menu?

9. This is called a ball of Heqi

Spreading eggs

This is not an ordinary spreading egg, we are spreading black eggs.

You call this corruption (corruption).

Come and see this and this

Come and see this and this, this is called Xiu Wai Hui Zhong

Isn’t this just naan?

This is very particular. There is a turbot fish hidden in the middle. You can tear the naan apart and look at it.

Zhongbao tears the naan (to line his own pocket)!

Speak less

Look at this

This sculpture is so beautiful

This is a tiger descending from the mountain, and this is a goshawk spreading its wings. This dish is called Ru Hu Tian Wing.

I can’t bear to eat this.

It’s okay if you don’t want to eat it, you can pack it up and take it back later.

Yes, the goshawk and the tiger fight together.

These dishes of yours are very sharp!

10. Hey, hey, hey! Don’t argue, I’ll just invite you.

Okay, please. I can't compete with you if I'm a kid.

11. Even if you are a small section chief now, you will definitely be a successful senior section chief ten years from now.

12. You see, the business of my hotel is indeed not good. If you have a job in the future, you can bring all your people to me, and I will give you a commission then, okay?

I will tell you this matter in a tactful way, but it won’t work

Then you have to say it decisively

Being decisive is not possible

Even if you don't give me face, do you have to give him face? Did he save your life when you were a child?

Oh, don't mention this, it's boring.

Idiot, can’t you apply for the certificate?

Yuan, do you remember that I saved your life?

When did you save my life?

When you were a child, you went to my house to play Contra, and you were about to die. Did I stop the bullet and save your life?

Oh, you deserve that idiot certificate.