Ask a few jokes to make people laugh.

The landlord sorted out a few, 1 and sent them to you, saying that a school was haunted. One day Xiao Li met her. The ghost said: junior. . . Look at that. . . I have no feet. . . I have no feet. . . Xiaoli: That's nothing. Listen, senior, I don't have breasts. I have no breasts.

2. There is a pig. He walked and walked until he came to England. What did he become? -pigs.

3. When my girlfriend was reading a novel, she looked at it and said to me, "Red apples are always used to describe girls' faces in books. Do you think my face looks like a red apple? " The boyfriend said, "Yes, it's just a rotten apple."

There are 20 frogs in a pool, and only one frog wears underwear. Why? Because he takes a shower! )

5. Boyfriend: "Dear, you must write to me early, or I will die of anxiety." Girlfriend: "Don't worry, I wrote the letter yesterday."

6. A female colleague in a certain unit, who has been infertile for several years, is very anxious and worried. She went to the doctor to complain and said, "Say I can't, I got pregnant three times before I got married;" Say that my husband can't, and several leaders in our company can't?

7. Which two kinds of fruits have mobile phones? -A joke to amuse your girlfriend. -Everyone has his own love.

8. Girlfriend: "Before love, charging, love begins to discharge, love is dark, power supply, love is exhausted, power generation ..." Boyfriend: "Love often goes to restaurants."