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Kong Yiji sequel

I heard that I stole Ding's book and broke my leg, so I stopped going to Xianheng Hotel for wine. I can't move easily, and I crouch on the street corner all day begging for a living. Although Kong Yi is now in such a down-and-out Tang Dynasty, the general momentum of the literati remains unchanged, and he never wants money. However, many neighbors feel sorry for him. When they pass by him, they sometimes throw him a penny, and of course they have to ask Doby for him. Kong Yi is too lazy to argue. At best, he said to himself, "A gentleman is poor." Words that are difficult to understand. 6 t8 g' Q |" l+ M4 w3 o6 k

One day, Kong Yi was hungry, but he didn't want to go to the cake shop to buy cakes to satisfy his hunger. He curled up on the street corner and did nothing, so he took out a book from his bag. This book, called The Scholars, has been stolen before. At first, I thought it was tasteless, but shortly before Xiao was born, Ding Ju's minions went to her home and searched everything, leaving only a thin coat and this broken book. Kong Yi has been leaning against the wall, spreading the book page by page, twisting his beard and reading. Although this book is not as good as The Analects of Confucius and The Book of Songs, it is still acceptable. So I read the story of "Zhou Xuedao's scholar pulls out the real talent, and Hu Butcher kills people to make good news". I can't help laughing in my heart. Jin Fan is 54 years old, but he is still a boy. He was sallow and emaciated, with a gray beard, wearing a worn felt hat and straight linen, begging and shivering with cold. Kong Yi is even more interesting. Jin Fan was ecstatic when he learned that he had won the provincial examination. Kong Yi smiled and sighed: This man is not a born aristocrat. But I still can't help thinking about myself. I have studied hard for half a generation, but I am not even a scholar. Isn't it even more impossible to be a noble person? At first, didn't Jin Fan learn to sympathize with him when he was old? At the thought of this, the contempt and smile on his face turned into anger: why did he get what he wanted, but he didn't? As a result, he closed the book, half closed his eyes and shook his head happily: "Let it go." Even so, my heart is inevitably angry. I stared at some copper coins on the water and muttered, "Wei Yu! You can go, too. Your thanks are edible. 1 "sighed:" Heaven will have a great responsibility, so will people ... "Ben felt unhappy, but he wanted to blame himself for his bad luck and others, so he picked up the book and read it. 1 `/ O0 s 1 u" }) F$ Q

In that book, Jin Fan was ridiculed. At first, Kong Yi still felt a little happy. Later, he found that Jin Fan was somewhat similar to himself before he made his fortune, and he was somewhat aggrieved. Fall into a deep sleep ,]( E: y* @2 g% b,w$ X l

Suddenly I heard someone calling him. Looking back, it was none other than Jin Fan. Jin Fan asked, "Is it Mr. Kong Lao?" Kong Yi has knelt on the ground: "Master Fan, you are old." Jin Fan sighed. "I know that the old gentleman has inconvenient legs and feet. You're welcome." "At first'm, etiquette is necessary, the old man is a poor man in the world, dare not be treated by adults. Excuse me, why can adults know old age? " Kong Yi has been afraid to look up. Jin Fan, please take a seat, and said, "Although Mr. Kong is famous all over the world, his luck is bad and he is not of great use. Today, he is fortunate to be a member of' We Meet'. We understand. What's the relationship between acquaintances? Hearing this, Kong Yi fell down from his chair and said, "No, no, I'm too old to be praised by Master Fan. "。 "Jin Fan smiled and said," Sir, you are too modest. You have read many poems. What happened? There are four ways to write back words. If you are a few treasures, can you say that you have no talent? "The official invited you today, for one thing, to see you, and for another, to ask your advice." Kong Yi gave a hand. "I don't know what the master wants to know. If I know anything, I will tell you. " 5 R$ J,L$ _+? (K2 Q7 A r

"Have you read The Scholars?" . \% P(? 3e " v " y

"I haven't finished reading it."

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5 E $ Y4 [7] 8 N, Mr. Y. B # X # G6E "Needless to say, this official has already read it."

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4 C! J9 |9 C* {V9 R "People say that Mr. Wang is the most outspoken, speaks well, often quotes classics and is the most knowledgeable. Today, he was silent. Does he look down on this official and ignore him? "

4 y (O7T *} $ P7O4X7I (s $ `% ` "No, adults don't worry too much. Such poets have little knowledge, so let them talk casually. "

4 e) o *}, v4[# s k. j .] That fellow Wu is even more cruel. Isn't he also a senior member of the family? How could he not know the worries of our scholars? If he was born to be an official, why should he take the exam 54 years later? What does a scholar do if he doesn't take the exam as an official? "There is a golden house in the book, there are thousands of kinds of millet in the book, and there is Yan Ruyu in the book. "In this world, there is nothing but career."

. c(T " H M6 L-Z; W/ u r "Yes, that man doesn't understand the pain of our scholars. He actually said that adults are putting on airs when drinking, and refused to use silver chopsticks and ivory chopsticks. However, at the beginning of eating, they couldn't wait to' pick a prawn from the bird's nest and put it in their mouth', which is obviously degrading adults. " Kong Yi has clenched his fist, but at this time, Fan4 jin4 coloured deeply and the atmosphere was awkward. Fan4 jin4 a wave of his hand, "don't mention it. Arguably, this book is actually about Confucius and Mencius! God bless! It's true. I got that stupid disease during the exam. This is a great pleasure. This is fate. What does it matter? " At this moment, Fan4 jin4 flew into a furious rage, while Kong Yi sat there. He doesn't know what to do. He has never met a noble man. Today, he wants to meet Master Fan, which is a real blessing. I didn't want that uncle to look like this, so I couldn't help laughing. However, just now, the description of Jin Fan's gaffes before drinking really reached the fire point of Uncle Fan, which made Kong Yi uneasy. # H3 L 1 c( A( L- u6 R

After a while, Fan Fu's servant brought tea. Kong Yi lifted the lid and smelled it. This is fresh and pleasant. He sighed. "Isn't this" Biluochun "?" Jin Fan's anger had already dissipated: "Exactly, it was made by the tender buds of Biluochun." Kong Yi is really an expert. "Kong Yi took a sip of tea" I don't deserve it, I don't deserve it ",thinking," Tea is good tea, but it must be just a group of brave and foolhardy ordinary people. The talents who really govern the country are still scholars. Look at me, Daqing. The place where the sun first rises is clearly the center of the world, but those foreigners insist that it is round. Obviously, they are jealous that we are better than them. We scholars are so good at governing the country that even the sun will rise from us. Those traitors wanted to reform, but now they are all right. Romantic genius like Mr. Kong is so down and out, only because the world is not good! How many talented people can write back four ways like Mr. Kong? When others give alms, people like Mr. Li will quote the Book of Rites to answer, "Give me food that I don't eat, and I will be good friends!" " "Yes, only sir .. Kong Yi couldn't help feeling smug:" I'm flattered. Compared with the talent of adults, old age is just one of the mountains. Jin Fan was very happy: "Mr. Wang is humbling himself again." . Talents like Mr. Wang are rare now, and he is not an official like me. How's it going? "Kong Yi was very happy, but he didn't dare to show it. He pretended to be uneasy and gained something:" Respect is better than obedience, but I wonder if the old man can do it. "Fan4 jin4 giggled, but there was a slap in the face on Kong Yiji. Kong Yi was terrified out of her wits and closed her eyes. When I opened my eyes, I was still sleeping in the corner, with a scholar on my head and a copper coin on my face. I wonder who threw it. Kong Yi didn't wait for the official position, so he was awake and bored, so he sighed at the sky: "Alas, alas!" Let out a cry and fall back. Suddenly the sputum came up and he was unconscious. I wonder what Kong Yi's life was like, and listen to the next chapter.