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This poem about mathematics is very interesting.
Give me five coefficients and I will draw an elephant; Give me the sixth coefficient and the elephant will wag its tail. Man must be convinced that science has made great progress if he is adding many new terms to science and letting readers continue to study the wonderful and difficult things in front of them.
Chen Shengshen's mathematics is a deductive knowledge. From a set of postulates, after logical reasoning, we get a conclusion. Science needs experiments.
But the experiment cannot be absolutely accurate. If there is a mathematical theory, it is completely correct to infer.
This science is inseparable from mathematics. Many basic scientific concepts often need mathematical concepts to express.
So it is natural for mathematicians to have food, but they can't win the Nobel Prize. It may be a good thing that there is no Nobel Prize in Mathematics.
The Nobel Prize is so compelling that mathematicians can't concentrate on their own research. We appreciate math, and we need math.
The purpose of a mathematician is to understand mathematics. The progress of mathematics in history is nothing more than two ways: increasing the understanding and popularization of known materials.
Descartes (rene descartes 1596- 1650) I think therefore I am. I am determined to give up the only abstract geometry.
In other words, stop thinking about problems that are only used to practice ideas. I did this to study another kind of geometry, that is, geometry aimed at explaining natural phenomena.
Mathematics is the most powerful knowledge tool left by human knowledge activities and the root of some phenomena. Mathematics is immutable and exists objectively, and God will build the universe according to the laws of mathematics.
Although leonhard euler (1707- 1783) doesn't allow us to see through the secrets of nature, so as to know the real reason of the phenomenon, there may still be some fictitious assumptions that can explain many modern Shaanxi. Because the structure of the universe is God's most perfect and intelligent creation, nothing will happen at all if there is no certain maximum or minimum law in the universe. The figures of Zu Chongzhi (429-500) are not supernatural, tangible and predictable.
The events in Liu Hui are interrelated and each has its own destination. So although the branch is divided into two parts, they know each other and only send one end. Use words to analyze the reasons, and use pictures to collapse. It's ok to do it for a week, but it's not embarrassing. People who watch it think it's more than half.
Pierre Simon Laplace (1749-1827) This is the advantage of a well-structured language, and its simplified symbols are often the source of abstruse theories. In mathematical science, the main tools for us to find truth are induction and analogy.
Read Euler, read Euler, he is our teacher. Only by vigorously developing mathematics can a country show its strong national strength.
Understanding a giant's research methods is as important to the progress of science as discovery itself. The method of scientific research is often a very interesting part.
Gottfried Wilhelm von Leibniz1646-1716) imaginary number is a wonderful human spiritual sustenance, which seems to be an amphibian between existence and non-existence. Things that don't work don't exist.
After considering several things, the whole thing comes down to pure geometry, which is a goal of physics and mechanics. Sylvester (james joseph sylvester 18 14- 1897) geometry sometimes seems to be ahead of analysis, but in fact, geometry is ahead of analysis, just like a servant walking in front of his master and opening the way for him. Maybe I can claim the title of Adam in mathematics without undue demands, because I believe that more mathematical rational creations have been named by me (which has become popular) than all other mathematicians of my time combined.
Karl Weierstrass (18 15- 1897) A mathematician who is not a poet will never be a complete mathematician.
As for the famous saying about mathematics, mathematics is an infinite science, which is a joke. -Herman Weil Some beautiful theorems in mathematics have such characteristics: they are easy to be summarized from facts, but the proofs are extremely profound. Mathematics is the king of science. -Gauss In the field of mathematics, the art of asking questions is more important than the art of answering questions. As long as a branch of science can raise many questions, it is full of vitality, and no questions indicate the termination or decline of independent development. In the world of mathematics, what matters is not what we know, but how we know it. Pythagoras is a science, and only when it successfully applies mathematics can it reach a truly perfect level. -Marx The scientific level of a country can be measured by the mathematics it consumes. -It would be a serious mistake if augustin louis cauchy thought it was necessary only in geometric proof or sensory proof.
Give me five coefficients and I will draw an elephant; Give me the sixth coefficient and the elephant will wag its tail. Man must be convinced that science has made great progress if he is adding many new terms to science and letting readers continue to study the wonderful and difficult things in front of them.
Chen Shengshen's mathematics is a deductive knowledge. From a set of postulates, after logical reasoning, we get a conclusion. Science needs experiments.
But the experiment cannot be absolutely accurate. If there is a mathematical theory, it is completely correct to infer.
This science is inseparable from mathematics. Many basic scientific concepts often need mathematical concepts to express.
So it is natural for mathematicians to have food, but they can't win the Nobel Prize. It may be a good thing that there is no Nobel Prize in Mathematics.
The Nobel Prize is so compelling that mathematicians can't concentrate on their own research. We appreciate math, and we need math.
The purpose of a mathematician is to understand mathematics. The progress of mathematics in history is nothing more than two ways: increasing the understanding and popularization of known materials.
Descartes (rene descartes 1596- 1650) I think therefore I am. I am determined to give up the only abstract geometry.
In other words, stop thinking about problems that are only used to practice ideas. I did this to study another kind of geometry, that is, geometry aimed at explaining natural phenomena.
Mathematics is the most powerful knowledge tool left by human knowledge activities and the root of some phenomena. Mathematics is immutable and exists objectively, and God will build the universe according to the laws of mathematics.
Although leonhard euler (1707- 1783) doesn't allow us to see through the secrets of nature, so as to know the real reason of the phenomenon, there may still be some fictitious assumptions that can explain many modern Shaanxi. Because the structure of the universe is God's most perfect and intelligent creation, nothing will happen at all if there is no certain maximum or minimum law in the universe. The figures of Zu Chongzhi (429-500) are not supernatural, tangible and predictable.
The events in Liu Hui are interrelated and each has its own destination. So although the branch is divided into two parts, it is the same as the original one, only one end is made. Use words to analyze the reasons, and use pictures to collapse. It's ok to do it for a week, but it's not embarrassing. People who watch it think it's more than half.
Pierre Simon Laplace (1749-1827) This is the advantage of a well-structured language, and its simplified symbols are often the source of abstruse theories. In mathematical science, the main tools for us to find truth are induction and analogy.
Read Euler, read Euler, he is our teacher. Only by vigorously developing mathematics can a country show its strong national strength.
Understanding a giant's research methods is as important to the progress of science as discovery itself. The method of scientific research is often a very interesting part.
Gottfried Wilhelm von Leibniz1646-1716) imaginary number is a wonderful human spiritual sustenance, which seems to be an amphibian between existence and non-existence. Things that don't work don't exist.
After considering several things, the whole thing comes down to pure geometry, which is a goal of physics and mechanics. Sylvester (james joseph sylvester 18 14- 1897) geometry sometimes seems to be ahead of analysis, but in fact, geometry is ahead of analysis, just like a servant walking in front of his master and opening the way for him. Maybe I can claim the title of Adam in mathematics without undue demands, because I believe that more mathematical rational creations have been named by me (which has become popular) than all other mathematicians of my time combined.
Karl Weierstrass (18 15- 1897) A mathematician who is not a poet will never be a complete mathematician.
3. About the math joke 1, the unreasonable arithmetic teacher said, "Here are 10 pears, and I ate six. How many are left? " A greedy student replied, "I think we should eat the rest together."
Zaizai came back from school happily and asked his mother, "Where is Dad?" Mom saw Zaizai's excitement, and the strange E68A84323131333533134313333333303566 asked, "Dad is at home, what do you want with him?" "I asked my father for fifty cents." "Why?" Mom asked.
"Before taking the math test, my dad told me,' If I get a score of 100, I'll get 1 yuan, and 80 will be given to 8 cents.' Today, I got 45 points in math.
"Aberdeen replied. My mother was surprised and asked, "What! Only 45 points in math? Zaizai proudly said, "Yes, it takes 4 points to give up math, and 5 points for math, so dad has to pay 50 points." "
A fashionable girl walked into the remittance office of the post office, filled out the money order and handed it to the clerk. When the clerk saw it, he returned the bill and said, "The figures should be capitalized."
The girl cocked her head and said, "Capitalized? The grid is so small, how can I write big? " 4. There is nothing wrong with Min Min: "How to write 7+3= 10, 7+3= 1?" Baby: "I just didn't write 0 at the end!" " Min Min: "That's wrong! "The baby said," 0 doesn't mean anything. "5. When Wu Zetian was in a history class, the teacher asked," Who knows who Wu Zetian is? "Student:" Wu Zetian was a mathematician, and five days later she was a great mathematician who invented rounding. "
6. Waiting for the bus "Dad, the No.4 bus is coming!" "Fool, that's not No.4, it's No.31!" "The teacher said, 3+ 1=4!" The little boy said confidently. 7. The difference is that our teacher asked Axi in math class, "What's the difference between one-half and one-eighth?" Asi didn't answer.
Teacher Fang said, "Think about it. If you had to choose half an orange or eight sixteenth oranges, which one would you choose? " Axi: "I must have half." "Why?" "A lot of orange juice has been squeezed dry when the oranges are divided into one sixteenth, don't you think so, teacher?" 8. In the examination test, a student took out the dice and shook out ten multiple-choice answers.
At last he suddenly took it out and shook it. The invigilator finally couldn't bear it: "What are you doing?" The student replied, "I'm checking."
9. Zaizai came back from school happily and asked his mother, "Where is Dad?" Mother saw Zaizai's excitement and asked strangely, "Is Dad at home? What do you want with dad? " "I asked my father for fifty cents." "Why?" Mom asked.
"Before taking the math test, my dad told me,' If I get a score of 100, I'll get 1 yuan, and 80 will be given to 8 cents.' Today, I got 45 points in math.
"Aberdeen replied. My mother was surprised and asked, "What! Mathematics is only 45 points? " Zaizai proudly said, "Yes, it must be rounded off in mathematics, so Dad has to pay 50 cents. "
10, multiplication table The teacher found a student's name in the exercise book: Mu (1+2+3). The teacher asked, "Whose exercise book is this?" A student stood up and said, "It's mine!" Teacher: "What's your name?" Student: "Mulinsen!" Teacher: "Then how did you write your name like this?" Student: "I used multiplication and division!" " "Choose my kiss.
4. Little joke about mathematics 1, unreasonable arithmetic
The arithmetic teacher said, "Here are 10 pears. I ate six, how many are left? " A greedy student replied, "I think we should eat the rest together."
2, rounding
Zaizai came back from school in high spirits and asked his mother, "Where's Dad?" Mom saw Zaizai's excitement, and the strange E68A84323131333533134313333333303566 asked, "Dad is at home, what do you want with him?" "I asked my father for fifty cents." "Why?" Mom asked. "Before taking the math test, my dad told me,' If I get a score of 100, I'll get 1 yuan, and 80 will be given to 8 cents.' Today, I got 45 points in math. "Aberdeen replied. My mother was surprised and asked, "What! Only 45 points in math? Zaizai proudly said, "Yes, it takes 4 points to give up math, and 5 points for math, so dad has to pay 50 points." "
Step 3 capitalize
A fashionable girl walked into the remittance office of the post office, filled out the money order and handed it to the clerk. When the clerk saw it, he returned the bill and said, "The figures should be capitalized." The girl cocked her head and said, "Capitalized? The grid is so small, how can I write big? "
4. There is nothing wrong.
Min Min: "How to write 7+3= 10, 7+3= 1?" Baby: "I just didn't write 0 at the end!" " Min Min: "That's wrong! "The baby said," 0 doesn't mean anything. "
5. Wu Zetian
In history class, the teacher asked, "Who knows who Wu Zetian is?" Student: "Wu Zetian is a mathematician. Five days later, she will be the great mathematician who invented rounding."
Step 6 wait for the bus
"Dad, the No.4 bus is coming!" "Fool, that's not No.4, it's No.31!" "The teacher said, 3+ 1=4!" The little boy said confidently.
7. That's the difference.
Teacher Fang asked Axi in math class, "What's the difference between one-half and one-eighth?" Asi didn't answer. Teacher Fang said, "Think about it. If you had to choose half an orange or eight sixteenth oranges, which one would you choose? " Axi: "I must have half." "Why?" "A lot of orange juice has been squeezed dry when the oranges are divided into one sixteenth, don't you think so, teacher?"
8. Checking calculation
During the exam, a student took out the dice and shook out ten multiple-choice answers.
At last he suddenly took it out and shook it.
The invigilator finally couldn't bear it: "What are you doing?"
The student replied, "I'm checking."
9, rounding
Zaizai came back from school in high spirits and asked his mother, "Where's Dad?" Mother saw Zaizai's excitement and asked strangely, "Is Dad at home? What do you want with dad? " "I asked my father for fifty cents." "Why?" Mom asked.
"Before taking the math test, my dad told me,' If I get a score of 100, I'll get 1 yuan, and 80 will be given to 8 cents.' Today, I got 45 points in math. "Aberdeen replied.
My mother was surprised and asked, "What! Mathematics is only 45 points? " Zaizai proudly said, "Yes, it has to be rounded off mathematically, so Dad has to pay 50 cents."
10, multiplication table The teacher found a student's name in the exercise book: Mu (1+2+3).
The teacher asked, "Whose exercise book is this?" A student stood up and said, "It's mine!" Teacher: "What's your name?" Student: "Mulinsen!" Teacher: "Then how did you write your name like this?" Student: "I used multiplication and division!" " "
Choose my kiss ~
5. Funny poem 1. A flower rhapsody in July, I will kill it after it blooms!
Ghosts knock at the door in the middle of the night, and pedestrians on the road want to die.
3. When is revenge and how much is known about the past.
4. If you are poor, you will be immune to it. Money makes wives.
5. Since ancient times, it is better to hang the southeast branch.
6. I left quietly, just as I came gently.
7. There are other ladies in his court, and the rare beauty in 3,000 years is not as kind as Wang Lun.
8. There was an almond in the wall, and Wang Er next door never picked it.
9. I hate that village girls have nowhere to find and don't want to become them.
10. Sunrise at the cave side and rain at the stream side, the Taoist priest is ruthless.
1 1.
12. Guan Yu fought against Qin Qiong and we met. We understand. What is the relationship between acquaintances? . 13. An almond goes out of the wall, and ten couples say goodbye.
14. The crowd searched for him for thousands of Baidu, and suddenly looking back, the man was in the canteen at the door.
15. The crowd searched for him for thousands of Baidu, and suddenly looking back, the man slept in the street office.
16. I still have charm in heroic works. 17. A Spring Festival Gala is worth 1000 yuan, which makes my brother hurt his kidney.
18. How much sadness can you have? Just like a pot of Red Star Erguotou.
19. Rizhao incense burner produces purple smoke, looking at Beijing roast duck restaurant.
20. The sound of spring before dawn is full of mosquito bites.
2 1. Since ancient times, no one has died, and spring night is worth a thousand dollars. You can't make an appointment at midnight, and the hero will cry from now on.
22. Xiao He just showed his sharp corner when an almond emerged from the wall.
23. If you are poor, you will be alone, and if you are rich, you will have wives and concubines. 24. Ten years of life and death, go to nightclubs to find cowherd.
25. The foot of my bed is so bright that it is healthier to wash.
26. One day, I will ride the wind and waves and hang condoms directly in the valley.
27. Ask how worried you can be, and drink Red Bull when you are tired.
28. When I leave home, I can tell whether I am a man or a woman.
29. When it rains, you will wet your shoes when you walk.
30. I suggested that God stand up again, and God shook my hand.
3 1. The wind blows away, and I love Adi Wang all my life.
32. If you take it by surprise, you will kill yourself.
33. Stallone walked in Huayin County at night and punched Edison Chen.
34. Meng Jiangnv cried down the Great Wall, and the White Snake was covered in water.
35. Don't forget to tell Nai Weng on your wedding night.
36. There is always love in Qian Shan. Can you give me an extra copy?
37. At sunset, heartbroken people are brushing their teeth.
38. There are other ladies in his court, rare beauties in 3,000 years, and iron bars can be ground into needles.
39. Have sex after waking up, but now these boys and girls are together.
40. An almond came out of the wall and flew into the homes of ordinary people.
The above is for appreciation.
6. The stories about mathematical couplets and jokes include negative angle, positive angle, small angle, small angle and special angle to find the function quantity.
The numerical value knows the terminal edge, the terminal edge knows the quadrant, the quadrant knows the symbol, and the symbol judges the terminal edge of the angle.
Horizontal batch: trigonometric function law
The number of missing shapes is not intuitive.
Some tables are difficult to detail.
Flowers reopen, plus 37 years.
Qing ancient road is sparse, and there is one more spring and autumn in it.
Linear ray, hyperbola, line, line, affectionate.
Attributive adverbial double-object language has a strong focus.
Digital breakthrough in the world
Letters spread around the world.
There is a limit to time, and it is chosen as the coordinate of life.
The pursuit of no maximum requires a good solution to the life equation.
Two three four five
Six seven eight nine
Cross-cutting, lack of clothes and food
Exponential logarithmic function, the number is bitter.
Parallel intersecting lines lead to the peak.
Love is like a geometric curve.
Happiness is like a decimal cycle.
Difficulties about 12345
ABCDE is very sad.
Rational numbers and irrational numbers, whether rational or irrational, are all real numbers.
Plane equation, vertical equation and Hugh cube are always equations.
No matter how complicated the world is, add, subtract, multiply and divide;
Although the universe is vast, it is full of points, lines and surfaces.
Incorrect coincidence number in accounting composite number test;
The doctor didn't prescribe the medicine until he knew the root of the disease.
A piece of chalk is clean, a three-foot platform is sunny and rainy all year round, and there will be a good way to teach it.
Ten volumes of poetry, nine chapters, eight articles and seven latitudes of geography, plus six arts, five classics, four books, three words and two elegance, tirelessly teach and cultivate talents, making China prosperous.
The big circle and the small circle are concentric circles, and they are heart to heart;
Negative electricity and positive electricity attract each other.
Horizontal criticism: the law of justice
A person in a lonely mountain, an idol alone;
On both sides of Jiajiang River, two fishermen hooked each other.
Untie the brackets and add the factor to get the result;
Cross the midpoint and make a vertical line to reach the center of the circle.
Shift term, general division, factorization to find zero;
Draw axis, sort, thread.
The freedom of love has no triangle;
Happiness in life has geometry.
Small circle, big circle, round world, round heart;
Straight lines, curves and spirals have unique lines.
Point, line and plane description of cylindrical cone billiards and measurement of the geometry of Yuanyang love system
Algebra of good even edge knot is obtained through the measurement of addition, subtraction, multiplication and division of mathematical calculus.
Only by understanding knowledge can we firmly grasp it.
You can only be impressed by the problems you have experienced.
Green ducks float, count one to four;
The red snake came out of the hole and was nine inches and ten minutes long.
It is not easy to think about a porridge and a meal;
It's hard to keep thinking about matter.
A small circle and a winding path leading to a secluded place.
It's time to change, ride alone and break through the obstacles.
Mathematics and poetry
1. One to two or three miles, four or five smoke villages. The pavilions are six or seven, and the flowers bloom in eighty or ninety. (Shao Yong)
2. A sail, an oar, a fishing boat, a fisherman and a hook. A bow and a smile, a bright moon and an autumn. (Ji Xiaolan)
3. A stubble, a hat, a beard, a foot-long pole and an inch-long hook; One mountain, one water and one bright moon, one person catches a sea and one autumn alone.
As for the joke, Zhao Shiqi answered it after knowing it, which is very good.
7. Clever use of numbers in mathematical sketches
(0-9 on both sides)
Qi: Students, do you know who we are? (number)
1: Yes, we are numbers. Numbers are widely used in people's lives, and they have created many picturesque chapters.
(on the decimal point)
Point: Have me! Although I am not a number, I am also a member of the number!
Qi: Yes, come here!
Point: Where do I stand?
Qi (Zheng) me, me.
Point: (Hold out your chest) Look, how popular I am, where I stand, and any number may change.
2: Yes, our figures are closely related. We influence each other and depend on each other.
3: That's right. Come on (call 1, 4 o'clock). Let's stand together. Look, how much is this?
Qi: Isn't this 3. 14?
3: Yes, mathematically, it is the approximate value of pi. As early as more than two thousand years ago, China had the idea of "getting a lesson on Wednesday", which is what people call pi today. Western countries didn't have such a concept until17th century, which was more than a thousand years late!
(Everyone nods and thumbs up)
6. In fact, everyone deals with our figures every day. An illiterate person can live completely. If he can't read numbers, it's hard to live. Come on (call 0.6 18), and we will also set the number for everyone to see. (constitute 0.6 18)
(everyone looks)
9: I see, your composition of 0.6 18 is the golden section in mathematics.
7: I also know that the golden section is a matter of proportion. If people meet this ratio in life, they will look pleasing to the eye and comfortable. For example, a person's navel is the golden section of a person's length. If you divide the height of a person by the length from the head to the navel, it is close to 0.6 18, which is generally a beautiful golden figure. The knee is the golden section of the human body below the navel, and there are many examples in this regard.
5. Our numbers have profound beauty content, and numbers are associated with some beautiful things, which will give people beautiful enjoyment.
1: Yes, what describes us 1 is "single-minded" and "smooth sailing". How beautiful.
2. "The Second Plum Blossom" and "Double Happiness"
3. "Three Yang Kaitai" and "Think twice before you act"
4. "Getting rich in four seasons" and "extending in all directions"
5. "Correct facial features" and "Five Dynasties Prosperity"
6. "Six Great Shun" and "Six Quiet Roots"
7. "Seven-Step Talent" and "Eloquence"
8. "extending in all directions" and "extending in all directions"
9. "Nine Heavenly Worlds" and "Nine Nine in One"
0: (scratching his head) Why can't I remember anything about me! I just think that many rules are "except 0".
1: Who said we stood together at 10? It was perfect.
0: Right, right.
8. There are many beautiful numerical sentences in China's poems. For example, "Flying down three thousands of feet, it is suspected that the Milky Way has set for nine days", and there are you two in it. (See 3 and 9)
3. Also, Yue Fei's "Thirty Laws, Dust and Earth, Eight Thousand Miles of Clouds and Moon" is so strong!
4: There are more! Do you know a poem with many numbers written by Zheng Banqiao?
Qi: I know.
One, two, three or four, five, six, seven, eight and ninety.
1 2 34 qishuo 5 6 7 8 9 1 and 0 qishuo
Qi: Thousands of pieces, countless pieces, always missing when flying into plum blossoms.
Viewpoint: There is too much mathematics in life. It depends on whether you have observed it carefully.
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