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What is the line for Huaqiang to buy melons? ,
Vendor: Two yuan a catty.
Liu Huaqiang: Wocao, is this melon skin made of gold or is the melon grain made of gold?
Vendor: Look, where are the melons now? These are melons in the greenhouse. If you think it is too expensive, I think it is too expensive.
Liu Huaqiang: Pick one for me.
Vendor: OK. How's this?
Liu Huaqiang: Is this melon ripe?
Vendor: I run a fruit stand. Can I sell you raw melon eggs?
Liu Huaqiang: Let me ask you, is this melon ripe?
Stall owner: Are you deliberately finding fault? Do you want it?
Liu Huaqiang: Your melon is ripe. I definitely want it. What if you are not familiar with it? (He goes to the chair where the melon seller sits and sits down.)
Vendor: I'll eat it myself if I'm not familiar with it. Are you satisfied? Fifteen kilograms, thirty dollars.
Liu Huaqiang: Where do you have fifteen catties here? There is something wrong with your scale.
Vendor: You're fucking looking for trouble, aren't you? Do you want it? Do you want it?
Liu Huaqiang: Magnetite. Besides, you said, if this melon is raw, swallow it yourself, ah.
Vendor: You fucking chopped my melon, didn't you?
Friend of the stall owner: killed! Kill someone!
Huaqiang buys melons:
It turned out to be a melon-buying fragment in the TV series "Conquest": Huaqiang went to settle accounts with a melon dealer who deliberately sold raw melons because his family was cheated. Nowadays, most of them refer to the videos of ghost animals, such as buying melons, selling melons, introverted customers and so on.
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