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"What conditions?" "From today onwards, we will eat, drink, poop, sleep, move, sit, lie down, and walk, and we will write poems." Fourth child, you understand, this time we call it a new poem. There i

"What conditions?" "From today onwards, we will eat, drink, poop, sleep, move, sit, lie down, and walk, and we will write poems." Fourth child, you understand, this time we call it a new poem. There is no limit to the number of words, as long as they rhyme with each other. The eldest brother said: "Seven characters also count." The second brother said: "As long as five characters rhyme, it's OK; I said four characters are OK, and if you want to say that three characters rhyme, you can count on it." The boss said: "I said it first." The third child said: "Don't be busy, I haven't finished what I said yet!" You also understand that there is no limit to the number of words in a poem, but there is a limit to my dumplings. We only control each dumpling with one word. For example: if the eldest brother says seven words, he will eat seven dumplings, and if the second brother says five words, he will eat five. If you say six words, you will eat six. Say it. "When the boss heard this, he said: This is the fourth boy who is holding back his hunger. Originally, he only said one word during the whole conversation, and if he only talks about one dumpling, he would starve to death! If the boss wants to use this as his brother's style, he will Said: "Are we here to eat or to cause trouble? What kind of poetry are you talking about? Don’t talk, eat. The third child said, "If you don't tell anyone not to eat, I can lift the table first." The second child said, "Brother, please tell me." The boss said: "What do you mean?" Can such a big man be full after eating one dumpling? The second child said: "Brother, don't be anxious, won't we say more?" We have enough left for him to eat. The boss said: "What is the topic?" The third child said, "It's up to you." The boss took a look and saw a swallow's nest under the eaves outside. He thought, let's use this as the title, and said, "I looked up and saw a swallow's nest." This is seven characters, let me dial seven dumplings. The third child said, "Don't do anything, I'll do it." "Took a small plate and a pair of chopsticks, put the dumplings in and out of the basin, one at a time. "Raise your head, look, see, one, swallow, nest, hey, you eat seven." The second child took a look and said, "Pick the characters." I said, "There are eight or nine Xiaoyans in there." I also have seven here, I will dial them myself. "Put it into the bowl, use chopsticks and pestle to crush it. The third child said: "How can you eat it if it's crushed to pieces? The second child said: "What do you care about!" He took a ladle and scooped out some soup, "This is soup with meatballs and slices. Tell me." "The third brother thought about it. The eldest brother said that he looked up and saw a bird's nest. The second brother said that there were eight or nine little swallows in it. These little swallows don't know how to hunt for food. I said that the big swallows came out of the nest to beat the food and bring back food to feed the little ones. Yan, the fool has to say "Hey" and let him eat a dumpling. "Big Yan comes out of the nest and beats the food!" Fourth child, you say. "The word "hello" came to the lips of the fourth child, so he asked the eldest brother to go over and cover his mouth. "Say hello!" "The fourth child said: "Isn't it just feeding me when I bring back food? The boss said: "Why do you want to feed which one? If you want to feed four of them after entering the nest, and then feed three of them later, feed them first, last or two." "The third child said: "Why are you in such a hurry? The fourth child said: "Brother, you have to eat as much as you say?" The boss said: "Why haven't you understood? One word is for one dumpling, the more the better." The fourth child said, "Third brother, please remember to count." "Lao San said: "Okay, you say it. "The fourth child said, "Let me tell you something about Dayan..." The third child almost got angry. He didn't say a single word when it came to talking about family. This time, he didn't miss a word about a dumpling, "Okay. , you eat seven. The fourth child rolled his eyes: "Why should I eat seven?" "You said seven words, but you can't eat seven?" "I still haven't finished my words!" ""besides? "There are so many!" ""good! Then just say it. "Third brother, please remember to count!" The third child said, "Okay, I'll count them for you." "Let me tell you about the big swallow. It comes out of its nest early in the morning to catch food. It spreads its wings and flutters its feathers and moves forward. It flies over the peach blossom shop of three miles and the apricot blossom slope of five miles. Good wine comes out in front of the peach blossom shop. There are many beauties in front of the apricot blossom slope. . After finally getting enough food, he folded his wings and folded his feathers and went into the nest. As soon as Dayan entered the nest, Xiaoyan smiled and laughed, so she called her mother, "Listen, you are beating the food outside, I am really hungry." Dayan didn't hesitate when he saw it. He took the food in his mouth and fed it. He fed this, fed that, fed that, fed this, fed that, fed this..." The third child said: "Don't count, the dumplings are all yours. ! ”