Zhang Fei or Liu Bei or Guan Yu narrated three visits to my humble abode.

Liu Bei: Kong Ming ... dear Kong Ming, that's ... hey hey. ...

Look, there's nothing here. A thatched cottage keeps an acre and three points. Get up early and get greedy every day. Are you tired? You see, I ran twice, but you didn't see me. I must catch you this time. Don't lose your temper, okay? You are so arrogant and cute at such a big age, don't let those young people joke (I'm only 26 years old, 26 years old! How old ... annoying). For you, I slept with my two brothers instead of them. What do you want? Ok, let's go home! Brother takes you to fight the world, then I will be the monarch and you will be the prime minister, and my son will entrust it to you, and you have the final say. At that time, if you want to explore the north, I will never crusade! Hey ~ ~ I really don't know what you are angry about ... no ... don't you doubt that I have JQ ... Meng De? I swear to God! Really not! There is a rumor that a child should be like Sun Zhongmou. You have to trust me! How can I have such a big son ~ ~ Besides, my son has no greater reason and my father has no territory!

..................... (Comrade Yuzhou is still alone at the door ... Three hours have passed ...)

Come out! I know you are in there. It's freezing ... Do you want to freeze me to death? By the way, aren't you going to tell me something about this world? I am a thin generation in Liu Xuande ~ ~ Do you have the heart to let me starve and freeze outside? As long as you let me in, we will go to the joint slag spring that boy to beat Cao Cao's dog thief back to Luoyang! (This NB blew up, like a prophet ~ ~ shit ...)

The above is pure spoof.

Wow, hahaha ~ ~