2 jokes

1, my colleague Xiao Pang complained, "My daughter-in-law asked me to use scissors, stones and cloth to decide who would wash the dishes after dinner. I have been washing dishes for half a month. " I smiled and said, "Are you too bad?" Xiao Pang: "What can I do? She always produces scissors. " I said, "You won't throw stones, will you?" Xiao pang sighed, "it's no use. She made real scissors. "

2. I remember attending the wedding for the first time and didn't know what to do. I watched my friends move tables, set stools and cut vegetables. I was just busy working on the stove. But I was criticized by the supervisor: "You are stealing meat pies here! Come out quickly, it's time to pick up the bride and groom! " ?