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Qq space is short. It's nothing if you can't say it. It's a joke to keep it!
Second, I have always been sober, sober looking at my own destruction.
Third, just watch more things; If you can't open it, you have to get through it. Don't think that you can't get through without opening your eyes.
4. If you describe our relationship with the horizon that is separated from each other forever, I want to tell you that the connection between the sea and the sky is like a tireless hug.
You are a scar that I can't get rid of when I drown in the deep sea.
6. The sun is too lonely and insecure to look straight.
7. [I work hard because I have nothing but want everything]
Eight, the reason for the quarrel is by no means what it seems.
Nine, time will bite, you will be covered with scars if you don't leave.
No matter where you are, I will always be with you, because you are you.
Eleven, others point to your pain and laugh, you can only laugh at your stupidity. People will say you can't take a joke!
Twelve, many things are good; If you can't open it, you have to get through it. Don't think that you can't get through without opening your eyes.
Thirteen, women are good at makeup, men are good at camouflage.
Fourteen, many times I feel more like a mute, biting my lip when I am sad.
15. I have always been indifferent, thinking that he will learn to be strong alone.
Sixteen, can't get anything, can't stay is a joke!
In fact, there is no such thing as empathy. People don't know how painful it is until the needle sticks to them.
18. We must pretend that we have never had what we can't get.
Nineteen, I can't have you and I can't bear to ruin you. Look at her with you.
Twenty, it is better to burn it than to linger.
I don't care how chaotic your world was before you loved me, but I care that I am not the only one when you love me.
22. Any relationship that needs to be maintained by initiative should be worshipped as soon as possible.
Twenty-three What did you miss when he was with her? Are you still romanticizing yourself? ]
Don't love me, don't like me, treat me badly, don't care about me, I am unappreciative and have no self-knowledge.
Twenty-five, in the darkness you can't see, I feel guilty for my discomfort.
Love you with all my youth. After that, I will forget you for the rest of my life.
Twenty-seven, I accidentally swallowed up by loneliness and loved your happiness.
I'm glad that I didn't lose my mind and dedicate myself to someone.
29.[ Suspicion can murder all seemingly indestructible feelings]
It's interesting that people speak ill of you when they don't understand you.
I think that's the beginning of letting go
Thirty-two, girls should find a boy who is usually reluctant to be angry with himself, but can suppress you when the gas field is strong.
33. How long will you like me, stay with me for a long time or leave after playing enough?
Thirty-four, no one's bottom line, you can afford to joke.
Once an enemy becomes a friend, he is more reliable than a friend. Once a friend becomes an enemy, he is more dangerous than the enemy.
I can't have you. I can't bear to ruin you and watch her stay with you.
37. Maybe a person will go a long way and experience the sudden prosperity and desolation in countless lives before he becomes mature.
I thought you would be sad, you would panic, and you would be reluctant to leave, but you didn't. You always laugh it off.
Thirty-nine, [You are my dream of crying to the middle]
Don't worry, I'm not afraid to stand alone in the rain.
Qq space personality talks about mood phrases. It's a joke not to get it, and it's a joke not to keep it.
1. I suddenly found myself losing a lot of things. I don't know when it changed so much. If I am the same as before, will I be happier than before?
I don't need you to be perfect, you can tolerate my big temper. When I need you, you are by my side.
It's not terrible not to get it, but it's a joke not to stay.
4. In life, there are always some things that you know are wrong, but you always insist on; Obviously not good, but always guarding.
5. It is mature to swallow back what is on your lips. It's duty to say what should be said.
6. Over the years, I have lit up a lot of things, and there is nothing you can't afford to lose. Those who are willing to stay will get along well; If you want to go far away, just wave and say you're sorry.
7. Love, friendship and affection are all fragile. Once cracks appear, it is difficult to restore the original appearance; No matter who I am sorry for, the crack is like a double-edged sword, which hurts people and hurts myself at the same time.
8. If you are determined to do something, don't ask yourself and others if it is worth it. Willing to take it for granted, will take it for granted.
9. The so-called growth means that you can accept yourself more and more, get along better with yourself who is lonely, lost and frustrated, and accept it before you face it.
10. People's feelings are like teeth. If you throw them away, they will disappear. If you reinstall them, they will be fake.
1 1. The person who can let go of his temper and bow to your bad temper is not afraid of you, but knows how to cherish it better than you.
12. Not one or two people hate me, but many people speak ill of me. Why can I not care? Because lions don't turn around because dogs bark.
13. Some people have known each other all their lives, but feel that they have only known each other for a while. Some people, after only knowing each other for a while, feel that they have known each other all their lives.
14. Everyone has his own distinct views and personality. Don't change others by knowing the way. Similarly, don't be changed by others. If you change, you are not yourself.
15. Before, I always wanted to grow up by myself. When we grow up, our parents can't control us and do whatever they want. But now I find that when I grow up, I have more things on my mind, which is even more annoying.
16. I don't like myself now. After three minutes of enthusiasm, I will lose my perseverance. I am lazier than I am determined to do. I encourage myself to talk more, but I'm just talking. This plan is perfect, but I always put it off until today and tomorrow, and do nothing the day after tomorrow.
Mood phrase: it's not terrible to get it, but it's a joke to keep it.
1. Never underestimate a girl's curiosity. She can transfer someone's Weibo, including comments and replies, from this year to last year or even the year before, as long as she wants to know.
2. What if I'm not gentle, I'm not beautiful, I'm in poor shape, and I'm crazy? This is me. I am unique. So what if I was abandoned by the whole world? I still have myself. I love myself.
3. People don't know how to be blessed when they are blessed, and it is sweeter than before until one day they are bitter. Therefore, there is always bitterness in sweetness, misfortune in happiness, and people can feel happiness best. Therefore, the faint friendship between gentlemen can last the longest, and the love at arm's length is the most unforgettable.
Mature people have secrets, while immature people will tell their hearts every day. Know everything, say everything, perhaps because emotional intelligence is not enough. Being able to swallow the words on your lips is also a kind of practice.
Don't think you are careless or believe that he is a careless person. Cowards will become brave when they meet people they really love, and similarly, careless people will become cautious. You should choose the one who makes you happy for the rest of your life, not the one you have to try to please.
6. "Long time no see" often appears in your life. You can't see what you looked up before, but now you can't see it when you look back. Year after year, so many things have not been done that the word "the rest of my life" can already be used. Everyone has time, and the end will come as promised.
7. It is precisely because there is no love in my heart that I keep looking for love from the outside to fill myself. This lack of love is your loneliness. When you see this truth, you will never try to fill it with external people or things.
Being loved makes people realize that others need to rely on themselves as much as themselves. It is precisely because they seek this dependence that someone will love them. If we want nothing, then there will be no love.
9. A person's misfortune begins with envy of others. If you always try to be who you think you are, the problem comes. People are tired because they cannot be themselves more and more.
10, there will always be someone who will go beyond your imagination, break your routine and come to your side, making you suddenly: Oh, love, there will be such a form.
1 1. What really matters is what you think and see, not speed. There is no harm in walking slowly, because his glory lies not in walking at all, but in personal experience.
12, the person who loves you is already on the road, and you will meet him sooner or later; Therefore, every time you go out, you should dress yourself up beautifully with a charming smile. Don't let him miss a beautiful marriage because he doesn't know you.
13, we seldom talked about love before, but we said we liked it because we didn't understand love yet. Be careful when you say you like it now, because if you are not careful, you will like it for a lifetime.
14, people have two eyes, both of which are parallel, so we should look at people equally; People's ears are two-sided, so don't listen to one side of the story; Although people have only one heart, they have left and right atria, so they should not only think for themselves, but also for others.
15, when you always stop to think about your relationship with him, maybe you don't love him anymore, or you should adjust your relationship, by going up one flight of stairs.
16, any negative life can produce a lot of messy details and become interesting. People are immersed in this kind of fun and fundamentally forget that this kind of life needs to be improved.
17, happiness is divided into two kinds, one is visible happiness, the other is invisible happiness, the former is a material feeling, the latter is a spiritual feeling. What kind of happiness you choose determines what kind of life you have.
18, silence is the palest expression of a person's love; Is the weakest response of a heart to love. Silent people love the deepest; A silent heart hurts the most. In this life, there is always a feeling of being unwilling to accept the reality and bear it.
19, when one day, we experience being hurt and understand the pain and fear, we will understand kindness and concession. But at this time, the flying and impudence belonging to youth are gradually leaving us. We have grown up and have a mottled heart in our chest.
20. If I can't be the only one for you, I won't even be my favorite. If what you give me is also for others, then I'd rather not. It's not terrible not to get it, but it's a joke not to stay.
Classic Quotations: It's not terrible if you can't get it, but it's a joke if you can't stay.
Classic Quotations: If you can't get it, it's a joke; if you can't keep it, it's a joke. In fact, you will never meet a few people who are really nice to you in your life, so please don't just hold hands.
If you don't have the enthusiasm to respond, you should know that enough is enough. Don't mistreat every enthusiasm, and don't please any indifference. Once you have accumulated enough disappointment, leave. I'll never see you again, friendship and love.
3, life is bitter and sweet, that is called integrity; Love is fun when there is trouble and harmony; What feels sad and happy is called experience; It is natural to have cloudy and sunny days; Sometimes it's precious to keep in touch.
There are only two ways for a woman to be born again: beautiful or rich.
There are four kinds of people: one is crazy in front of friends, the other is perfect in front of lovers, the other is fragile when alone, and the other is quiet in the crowd of strangers.
6. If you have more experience, you will know that if you have no skills, no amount of social interaction is dust.
7. Don't just be infatuated with love. Personality is more important than this. Love is temporary, but character is eternal. When love fades away, the relationship between two people depends on kindness. Take a good look at how he treats people around him. Maybe that's your future life.
8, love, madness, two people hold up all the dreams. If you don't love, you will be strong, and a person will bear all the injuries.
9. I think it took me more than 20 years to see it. It's normal that you don't like me. I don't live to please you.
10, girls who are too heavy to carry bags are generally very popular; Women who change buckets of water to serve themselves are generally more buddies. Why no one loves you, not because you are not good enough, but because you know too much.
1 1. If you break up, you should die of old age. It means to show a trace of missing.
12, people feel warm when they help each other; Things, * * * efforts to know simple; The road is not long until someone accompanies you; Love, you have to remember each other to realize the depth of love.
13, sometimes, people who can't express their feelings can only go a long way.
14, if you don't like each other, your infatuation is the burden of others. You have to understand that you can't keep those who are leaving, you can't wake those who pretend to sleep, and you can't touch those who don't love you. God will not treat spoony people badly. Be brave and turn around! You must give up something to get a more complete self!
15, what's the feeling of long-distance love? It's not easy and I don't want to give up. I trade my lonely youth for my regretless bald head. I hope that one day the chat record will turn into a gentle and hot breath in the ear, and the good night on the phone will turn into a kiss on the cheek. May every long-distance relationship overcome time and distance and finally get married.
16, whether a person deserves to like for a lifetime is not to see how good he can be to you, but how bad he can be to you when he is in a bad mood.
17. Only when you find a really special person can you shut up and enjoy comfortable silence.
18. If a person says he likes you, please wait until he takes good care of you. If he promises to take you to a place, he will be very happy until he has booked a plane ticket. If you want to marry someone, wait until he buys a ring and kneels in front of you. Feelings are not just words. We are past the age of listening to love.
19, if I can't be your only one, I don't even want to be your favorite. If what you give me is also for others, then I'd rather not. It's not terrible not to get it, but it's a joke not to stay.
20. All I want is a simple and stable life. The best happiness is the care you give.
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