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A joke that can't sleep in the middle of the night

1, everyone knows the truth, and anyone can say anything, but if you really love and give your feelings, you can't forget it without saying a word, but it's hard to love someone, and it's even harder to forget someone you love deeply.

2. What you can get is betrayal and deception. Is there any change in people's minds now?

For those selfish people, give up if you don't get the heart.

I gave all my feelings for her, but I didn't get her heart. Eight years of feelings have brought me sadness.

5, because of persistence, so heartache.

6. It's good to have a confidant in life, and people's hearts are unpredictable.

7. If you can't really treat what you pay, do you want to be stupid? My heart is so tired that I can't bear to let it go. Why are you so stupid?

8. I can't change it, really. Give it up.

9. In the future, black people will cheat in three points and seven points.

10, after being married for a long time, everything has faded. A man's indifference destroys a woman's heart. Let women have no dependence in life or work. I don't know how long women can keep singing this monologue. Everyone has their own bottom line. Once they don't touch it, the family will break up. So please pay more attention to your wife, life is not long, cherish it.

1 1, I don't want to be vigorous with the person I love, but I want to have a happy chat every day.

12, the noblest punishment is silence, and the most reserved revenge is ignorance. . .

What women need is simple! Just a little love and warmth is enough! ! !

14, I don't even know what it's like to be loved.

15, no love, no poison, no cheating. Don't worry about his bad temper, cold or not. Men are self-righteous. At first, they hate you now. Why do you have to accommodate others and yourself? Women are no worse than men, so you must learn to cherish yourself, because no one will pity you.

16, no love, no poison, no cheating, don't worry about his bad temper, whether it's cold or not, men are self-righteous. At first, they hate you now. Why do you have to accommodate others and yourself? Women are no worse than men, so you must learn to cherish yourself, because no one will pity you.

17, where is the woman's home? What do women do at the end of the most beautiful years? Women should work hard for themselves!

18, the cheating man doesn't love his family, but he has no passion. Dependence. . . worry

19, some people, some things, Dont Ask For Help, don't ask for the best choice! Don't ask, don't push, it doesn't matter, please help yourself!

20, love and don't love women clearly, just don't want to let go, in the end there is nothing.

2 1, don't hurt people who love you with cold violence.

Can't sleep at night. Talk about insomnia. I can't sleep!

First, don't blame the person you once loved everywhere after the love, saying that TA is useless. It's not necessary. Since you can't keep your heart, it's better to leave the purity of your feelings and dust off, which will greatly reduce the value of your memories.

Second, there are countless good people in the world, but meeting you is enough.

Third, break up suddenly, insomnia. Today, I am sorry. I accidentally killed you.

Do you think that I love you, and I am tortured by thoughts every day, and I can't sleep without your good night? Is it easy?

I don't want to get up when I think that there are many things to do today. I'm too tired to sleep every time. Fortunately, I still have half a bottle of red wine.

The time we spent in love grew wings, and when we parted, they became our spiritual pillars.

Seven, didn't sleep well last night, insomnia, court today, good luck!

Eight, insomnia, idle and boring to do your own problems!

Nine, sleepless nights drift by slowly, and there is nothing to hinder the heart of missing.

Ten, broke up, every night will think of the previous plot, and then insomnia.

Eleven, insomnia. I can't cry. I'm a little nervous. After talking to my mother, she made me reflect. I will reflect. It's so cold. I feel worse than before. I used to be super greedy and afraid of heat, but now I am afraid of cold. Even if everyone feels hot, I will be cold.

Twelve, how strong you have to be to forget.

Thirteen, insomnia, not sleepy!

14. If you lie in bed every night, don't make up stories, don't set roles, close your eyes and start acting in your mind, you will definitely lose sleep.

Fifteen, the heart is micro-moving, but far away, things are not right, people are not right, things are not right, and the past cannot be chased.

Do you think that I love you, and I am tortured by thoughts every day, and I can't sleep without your good night? Is it easy?

17. [Insomnia, My Love]

Eighteen, a person, a city, a lifetime of heartache.

I'm afraid you've fallen asleep in the middle of the night, but I think you've thought of insomnia, and we can only meet in our dreams.

Life is a huge insomnia. We are all awake and half awake.

We used to be classmates at the same table. Please accept my affectionate blessing when we wave goodbye.

Twenty-two, there is a kind of injury, pain, pain, pain to the right ventricle, and then suffocation.

Twenty-three, insomnia, can not sleep!

Twenty-four, what you once paid for is called love, and it has already vanished.

25. You are beyond my imagination, and I am beyond your imagination.

26. I don't know what loneliness is. I haven't felt the joy of falling in love yet. Leaving you today, I feel lonely and lost for the first time.

Twenty-seven, watching other people's stories, shedding your own tears.

Twenty-eight, if one night I sobbed insomnia, it is because I miss me, I miss you.

Twenty-nine, memory is a very tired thing, just like how to lie down when you are insomnia.

Can you let me know who really cares and who will cry for me when you die?

Insomnia can't sleep. Tell me.

1, I have looked back at you 500 times, but every time you turn away from me.

When breaking up, I would rather bite the bullet than say a weak word.

If you want to have a perfect friendship, you may never find a friend.

4, the most humble but love, the most cool thin but heart.

5, waiting, not to touch you, just want to keep yourself from leaving.

6. The happiness on the face can be seen by others, but who can feel the pain in the heart?

7. From love at first sight to love for a long time, we had a process but there was no result.

8, there is constant music, but there is no constant person, constant love.

9. The night is very quiet and dumb, which gives the inexplicable power of missing.

10, if you can't give up and continue to like it, at least your heart will not be empty.

1 1, leave some way for others, maybe your next step has been paved.

12, life will change every day, and it is worthwhile to look forward to it.

13, you are a rare favor in my life, but I am the pub you happened to pass by.

14, I'm not as strong as you think. Why can't you see what I'm doing to be brave?

15, I remember you once appeared in my life, so real.

16, all love will be hot with a little loneliness and sadness.

17, you always try to find his shadow in everything, so you are unhappy.

18, we can't change yesterday, we can't predict tomorrow, we can only grasp today.

19, slowly you will believe that nothing is unforgivable and no one will be with you forever.

20. Waiting is not for you to come back, but for an excuse not to leave.

2 1, it is better to be a child, and a candy is enough to forget everything.

22. The good things in life suddenly disappear, leaving only despair.

23. I don't cry or laugh. Quietly, from the other side, flowers bloom and fall. Year after year.

24, there is a kind of beauty, called once; There is a dream, called the past; There is a kind of pain called memory.

25. I looked through my previous diary and looked at our dribs and drabs, but my tears still stayed.

26. The man who once said that my eyes smile and my dimples look good disappeared.

27. When I am alone, I always wonder if I can be alone.

28, your promise, I will nod and smile, and then, only wait.

29. It's really troublesome to meet strangers, and many lies have to be told.

30. Be a passerby or passerby with a warm sense of alienation.

3 1, inexplicable irritability, fidgeting, what to remove.

How many people feed a hypocritical beast with a sincere heart.

33. Those vanished memories can't find any trace now, so what should be used to interpret the original persistence?

34. When I dream of you, you will dream of me, which is great.

Your ownership belongs to me, but you are gone.

36. If you want to tame a person, you will weep.

37. Some people give you their hearts, but you pretend not to see them because you don't like them.

I opened and closed the drawer, but I still didn't see the time machine.

39. The most precious thing is not the material you have, but the people who accompany you.

40, crazy smoking, deleted your photo, without you, I seem to have lost the whole day.

4 1, facing the computer screen, my heart is blank.

42, this night is so lonely, I inexplicably found that I miss you.

43. Not everyone can keep a low profile. The premise of keeping a low profile is to keep a high profile at all times.

44. Why do you take some people and things so seriously?

45, man, you can not be handsome, but you must be fresh and clean.

46. Memory is like a thread, which contains thoughts. Missing is like heart, and it hurts deeply.

47. After breaking contact and missing, the last hope has vanished, and my heart is so tired. Does it hurt?

48. If love is hard to put in your hands, why not put these hands in your heart?

49. The recent state is like waiting for someone who can never wait.

50. There is a person in my heart who has been waiting for a year and will continue to wait.

5 1, repeat a song, whether you are listening to the song or yourself.

52. My world is so quiet that I can hear my heartbeat.

53. A person who loves you will not be indifferent when he sees your tears.

54. You got me drunk and broke my heart. I take all my sins with me and try my best to make amends.

55. How sad, even if the phone is turned off for a few days, no one will find it.

56. Time flies and you have left. Long time no contact, often worried.

57. I didn't know the bitterness of love until I hated it, and I didn't know how to choose until I was relieved.

58. Love is a play. If you play well all your life, you will not play well for a while.

59. Is there such a person that you promised to be each other's bridesmaids?

60. What can I say about being strong? Even god is so hesitant.

6 1, forever, what a pale word. But it makes so many people happy and desperate.

Don't insult my pure heart with your thoughtfulness.

63. Parting and reunion are life that is constantly staged. If you get used to it, you will no longer be sad.

64. My limit is here. I should stop obsessing. I have to admit that I lost it.

I will always remember you until one day I don't even remember myself.

66. The most terrible thing about distance is that you don't know whether that person is missing you or has forgotten you.

67. Every second after breaking up is sad. How much love can you start over?

68. No heartless person has ever experienced heartache for someone.

I always feel lost when I see you playing with her.

70. When love comes, will you remember our first time?

7 1, looking for a harbor that belongs to me all my life, and making my heart stop beating.

72. Some mistakes in life are doomed, such as liking you.

73, time, sometimes you are really too slim, please eat more!

74. The back is so clear that you can know that I am crying behind my back.

I just never want to leave you again, not for a quarter of an hour.

76. If I have the chance to meet you, I don't want to be alone!

77. In love, you never know who you hurt first.

78. Is there anyone whose name you don't want to expose?

79. I love you heartbreakingly, but you smile mercilessly.

80. It's more interesting to look at you with your mouth open and pretend to be forced than to expose you.

8 1, I seem to see the man with a blue umbrella standing in the rain and fog and smiling at me.

Can you pretend that you are leaving me, so at least I will feel better.

83. If I could start over, I would definitely pass you by.

84. You can't love if you don't love. If we break up, bye. Don't say we can't get along.

85. Just stop occasionally to miss and move on.

86. The most painful distance is that you are not with me, but in my heart.

87. My youth no longer has gorgeous qualifications and can only be described by low-key and humble words.

About people who can't sleep, talk about the mood phrases of insomnia and insomnia.

Tell me about those who can't sleep.

1, the end of the world, I can't sleep, and finally I see the dawn!

2, a painful attack, so sleepy, but can't sleep, always thinking that I am still a child, only to find that I am old, don't want people to worry, and start to bear it myself.

Dormouse doesn't like sleeping like me, but he can't see her. She will sleep, I can't see you. I will look for it, because I can't sleep without you.

4. My feet are sore, my throat is uncomfortable and my head is dizzy. I'm so sleepy but I can't sleep, so sad.

5. From 1 1: 30 to now, I can't sleep, obviously tired for a day. . . So sad, so hungry, so hungry, so hungry.

I heard that you liked me at first, but I didn't have the courage to say that I really didn't have much reaction at that time. If I were you, I'd be happy to stay up for a few days.

7. After watching Night Walk, I can't sleep with inexplicable fear. There should be no sei. Who is the sun, who illuminates the pace of life? Daniel's Japanese writers can always pull out subversive stories from ordinary life, which is shocking. By the way, curiosity kills the cat.

I miss you very much in this sleepless night. I can't sleep.

9, summer vacation, sum up four sentences at home: don't get up in the morning, get up on the Internet, eat too much, and can't sleep at night.

10, only when you understand the imperfection of love can you know how to give love.

1 1, people with goals are running; People who have no goals are wandering because they don't know where to go. People with goals are grateful; People who have no goals are complaining because they feel that everyone owes themselves. People with goals can't sleep; People who have no goals can't sleep because they don't know what to do after getting up. People with goals have a peaceful mind; People who have no goals are at a loss, because sailing in the sea has no compass.

12, sleep should rest the brain, but you can't sleep because you have something on your mind and your brain can't relax.

13, doctor, I can't sleep recently. I am in a bad mood and can't eat. Am I swollen? The doctor asked: How old are you this year? Me:

14, I hate it. I have to get up early to watch three episodes of Daming Palace when I can't sleep. I'm afraid I'll die suddenly if I do this.

15, this morning in spring, I woke up easily, yawned at home, couldn't sleep at night, and couldn't wake up during the day.

16. If you can't sleep in the middle of the night, don't get up and play with your mobile phone. If your phone just doesn't turn into silent mode, you may be scared to drop your phone at the prompt of refreshing Weibo. Don't ask me how I know. I'm going to repair the screen tomorrow.

17, my brain suddenly stung when I was washing clothes just now! Remember, I touched Henry's hand, I shook hands with Aidou, my fingers grabbed his fingers, and he talked to me. We were so close that I even heard the sound of his air breaking through his teeth. The monkey is so happy that he can't sleep at night ~ calculate the arc length, one week! This is normal

18, I really don't want to see you say good night to me and tell another person that you can't sleep.

19, when you are unhappy, you will have more wine bottles at hand, and when you can't sleep, you will have more cigarettes on your pillow.

I wonder if you will think of me when you can't sleep at night.

2 1, almost five months. You cook, I eat, you work overtime, I watch the drama carefully, and I am often blocked, but it is also a good rule to argue all night. I always feel so painful recently that I can't sleep at midnight. You always try your best to calm my mood. No matter how late I sleep, there is always something delicious waiting for me when I wake up the next day. I once desperately wanted to leave this world, but now I'm so afraid to leave myself and don't want to leave you here alone.

22. Everyone can't sleep sometimes, not because they don't want to sleep, but because there are too many entanglements and too many can't let go. It's not that I'm not tired, but that I have too many difficulties and burdens. I am restless, confused and confused. There is no clear water trouble, because inadvertently, there is no regret of falling leaves, all because of emptiness. Let go of everything and enjoy the moon at night. Qiu Lai is in the breeze. Life is a dream and a wake-up call!

Tell you a secret, don't sleep the night before the exam, otherwise, you will not be able to sleep during the exam.

24. Don't miss the person you are with now because of novelty.

25. Children, walk on the warm and sticky asphalt road. Don't complain that it is too hot to sleep. Sing with me loudly. You are like a fire in winter. The blazing flame warmed my heart. Every time you sneak up on me, the fire illuminates me. Your big eyes are bright and shining, like the brightest star in the sky. Although I am very happy, I won't tell you that you really like me.

Sleepless mood phrases

1, when a cat walked silently through my night, insomnia began to haunt me.

I love the man who woke me up in the morning, told me to eat at noon, told me to sleep at night, and couldn't sleep and talked with me all night.

I can't sleep. Today, another friend mentioned you. I really can't let go? Now he loves me, but he will never love someone so hard again!

4, insomnia is the pain of breathing, it flows back and forth in the blood, it will hurt if you don't sleep, insomnia will be more painful, and it is the most painful to want to sleep but can't sleep. . .

Although I can't sleep at night, I have to retake the exam tomorrow, but I can't go home for the Mid-Autumn Festival because I have to choreograph for freshmen. I really want to surprise people.

I was so worried that I couldn't sleep all night. Mom told you not to like walking so much. You don't listen to your stomach and always go out for supper with others.

7. I sleep too much during the day and night, and I can't sleep until midnight. I miss our family very much when I can't sleep at night, and I can't take care of my family wholeheartedly, but we are very clever, sensible, cute and smart at a young age. Our family struggles together and grows up happily! I especially look forward to the holiday coming, and I can take our family out for a trip!

8. In the future, you must sleep if you should sleep, eat what you should eat, and eat no matter how busy you are. If you lose your job, you can find another job, but if you lose your health, you really lose everything. Just like every time you catch a cold, you don't know how important it is to be healthy until you can't sleep. I can't imagine how much physical and mental pain those seriously ill patients have to bear and be optimistic. Therefore, no matter how busy you are, you should pay attention to exercise and work and rest regularly.

9. Let yourself forget your difficult situation in the activity, keep a normal mind, keep an enterprising spirit, and be a strong fighter who suffers from insomnia.

10, hey, I still can't sleep. I'm very hungry. . . Reminds me of the story of delivering supper again.

1 1, especially those who like chatting in seconds.

12, insomnia after breaking up. Call him at midnight. He said I was going to bed. Goodbye. I said I couldn't sleep. He said you were selfish. Suddenly wake up.

13, there are too many things to consider! I'm still too irresponsible. I have no confidence in what needs to be decided! Hey, my brain is so confused that I can't sleep! I miss it very much

14,-I can't sleep at night. I called my best friend, but the person who answered the phone was my boyfriend *

15, tell yourself seriously every day. Be sure to go to bed on time from now on. . But at night. I always can't sleep. Because all I can think about is her.

16, I'm exhausted, but I can't sleep. Close your eyes. I really don't know if I'm dreaming or if my tears are real.

17, unable to sleep in the middle of the night, tired, getting more and more pain in the third trimester.

18, in countless sleepless nights, I believe there will be many people; Habitual began to close your eyes, quietly miss a person, miss a face. ..

19, can't sleep late at night, hiding in the room and chatting in the dark. The bed is not warm at all, loneliness brings loneliness, and the pain of emptiness stimulates the soul.

20. I can't sleep and play with my mobile phone. I have to go to the toilet when I feel sleepy. I can't sleep when I go to the toilet.

2 1, insomnia for the first time after induced labor. I don't know if it's sultry weather or I miss the ball too much, so I can't sleep. When it was about to rain, I suddenly wanted to see the stars in the sky, in fact, I wanted to know where the ball would hit.

22. Always let yourself go to bed early, but when you close your eyes, all you can think about is you. When I can't sleep, I toss and turn under the bed with my mobile phone. I want to send you a text message, but I dare not. Looking at your photos over and over again is the sadness of secretly loving someone.

23. What should I do if I suddenly feel refreshed and can't sleep after listening to what others say? No one is chatting with me at this time.

24. I can't sleep at night and can't get up in the morning.

25. I was in a super bad mood, and my good mood was ruined by this stupid bitch. I bought a watch last year, do you know? Ethan? I infected my bad mood to others. I'm sorry Jingjing, I'm so angry. Now, I can't sleep at night. You don't like Lao Tzu today, and Lao Tzu can't afford you to climb the peak tomorrow! Do you know that?/You know what? When I look at your head, it's a bitch. Give it back to me. This is a disgrace to Snoopy. Hehe, you look like a bitch.