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Funny introduction of the characters of the three kingdoms
English name: FAYE (a fan of Faye Wong)
Height: 1. 8 1m (possibly higher)
Weight: 180kg (possibly heavier)
Favorite person: Liu Bei (sweet words, homosexual tendencies)
The most literary sentence: "three surnames of domestic slaves" (the curse is too level! )
Most annoying person: Lu Bu (because this boy has been scolded by big brother! )
Favorite thing: wine ...
Chinese name: Zhao Yun
Name: Zilong
Height: 1. 78 (standard number)
Weight: 160 kg (devil figure)
Oral slander: I'm Zhao Zilong from Changshan!
Proudest thing: when Yangpo gang fights. (One person kills a street with a watermelon knife, which is interesting! )
The person I hate most: it's also Lu Bu (comment on what put the most romantic thing in romance novels on him? I'm much more handsome than him! )
Chinese name: Xu Qi.
Nickname: tiger idiot
Height: 1. 80
Weight: 230 kg
Favorite person: Cao Cao
The person I hate most: Dian Wei (without him, I can't get Cao Cao's heart).
The most glorious thing: naked Ma Chao (showing his beautiful curves in front of everyone)
Chinese name: Liu Bei
Name: Big Ear
Height: 150CM (short stature)
Weight: 150kg (desktop drawing)
Oral: Trust me, that's right.
Proud thing: ears can be used to drive away mosquitoes.
People I hate most: I hate whoever is more handsome than me.
The most embarrassing thing: going to the wrong toilet.
Name: Xia Houdun.
Name: Dulongyan
Height: 1. 98 (Jordan)
Weight: 198kg (symmetrical)
Favorite person: Cao Cao (he is my boss)
The person I hate most: Cao Xing (whoops my eyes)
Proudest thing: I am the first villain in Zhuge Liang's first novel Bo Wang Po.
Chinese name: Guan Yu
English name: bearded man (razor sellers are most afraid of this kind of person)
Height:1.80m (not measured)
Weight: 178kg (jujube sellers are definitely thinner than meat sellers).
Favorite person: The Story Of Diu Sim (Why did Cao Cao give her to his eldest brother? I knew if I wanted The Story Of Diu Sim.
The most regretful sentence: "How does a tiger girl match a dog?" (Will Sun Quan not kill me if I don't scold her? ! )
Most annoying person: Cao Cao (in Huarong Road, I almost didn't get cut by the military adviser for letting this boy go! )
Favorite scene: XX army is on the run ... Suddenly, there is a road flag in the middle and a cymbal in the middle of Hanshou Pavilion. ...
Chinese name: Pang Tong.
Alias: Feng Chu
Height:1.69m (third-grade disabled)
Weight: 69 kg (lose weight or it will be out of proportion)
Favorite people: everyone (see who is more beautiful than yourself and who you love)
Proudest thing: Laiyang County hears hundreds of cases every day (in fact, these cases are all made up by myself to please Liu Bei! )
Most annoying person: Zhuge Liang (because this boy always ranks second! )
Favorite things: Zhuge Liang's feather fan and crane opening ... (Later generations say those things are treasures in the game! ! ! )
Chinese name: Zhuge Liang
English name: Sleep Dragon (why do people always call me Wolong instead of Standing Dragon)
Height:1.80m (Prince Charming)
Weight: 70kg (body standard)
Favorite person: Zhou Yu (If it weren't for you, how could I show my high IQ? )
The most literary article: "Be a Model" (Liu Chan wants to sleep, so he sends his troops! There is still an article to be recited to future generations in Chinese class)
Most annoying person: Huang Achou (If you were not so smart and could help me become the world's first idol, I would have divorced you! Madam Prime Minister ... $ #% @ ~ ... Alas! )
Chinese name: Zhou Yu
Nickname: Fish
Height: 1. 78 meters
Weight: 70 kg
Favorite person: myself (I am so handsome)
The most literary sentence: raw fish can't have food.
Most annoying person: Brother Pig is afraid of singing (if it weren't for him, ... me).
Favorite thing: still yourself.
Chinese name: Dian Wei.
Nickname: e come.
Height: 2. 30
Weight: 250 kg
Favorite person: (This guy is really like a pig. I am Cao's current information.
Ranked second from the bottom. )
Most annoying person: Cao Cao (damn, he lost his life picking up girls, alas-)
Favorite thing: Double halberd (unfortunately, this boy Hu Cheer stole it and sold it as scrap iron. I spent twelve taels of silver on it that year! )
Chinese name: Huang Zhong
Name: Lao Huang
Height: 1. Sixty-eight
Weight: 60 kg (a thousand pounds is hard to buy and old and thin)
Favorite person: Yan Yan (I like this old man)
Most annoying person: Zhuge Liang (this person always uses provocative means, knowing that I have high blood pressure, heart disease, diabetes and so on. Does he know how to respect the elderly? )
Favorite thing: Xia's head (my old-age insurance, housing accumulation fund and my son's study abroad expenses depend on it. )
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