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Funny introduction of the characters of the three kingdoms

Chinese name: Zhang Fei

English name: FAYE (a fan of Faye Wong)

Height: 1. 8 1m (possibly higher)

Weight: 180kg (possibly heavier)

Favorite person: Liu Bei (sweet words, homosexual tendencies)

The most literary sentence: "three surnames of domestic slaves" (the curse is too level! )

Most annoying person: Lu Bu (because this boy has been scolded by big brother! )

Favorite thing: wine ...

Chinese name: Zhao Yun

Name: Zilong

Height: 1. 78 (standard number)

Weight: 160 kg (devil figure)

Oral slander: I'm Zhao Zilong from Changshan!

Proudest thing: when Yangpo gang fights. (One person kills a street with a watermelon knife, which is interesting! )

The person I hate most: it's also Lu Bu (comment on what put the most romantic thing in romance novels on him? I'm much more handsome than him! )

Chinese name: Xu Qi.

Nickname: tiger idiot

Height: 1. 80

Weight: 230 kg

Favorite person: Cao Cao

The person I hate most: Dian Wei (without him, I can't get Cao Cao's heart).

The most glorious thing: naked Ma Chao (showing his beautiful curves in front of everyone)

Chinese name: Liu Bei

Name: Big Ear

Height: 150CM (short stature)

Weight: 150kg (desktop drawing)

Oral: Trust me, that's right.

Proud thing: ears can be used to drive away mosquitoes.

People I hate most: I hate whoever is more handsome than me.

The most embarrassing thing: going to the wrong toilet.

Name: Xia Houdun.

Name: Dulongyan

Height: 1. 98 (Jordan)

Weight: 198kg (symmetrical)

Favorite person: Cao Cao (he is my boss)

The person I hate most: Cao Xing (whoops my eyes)

Proudest thing: I am the first villain in Zhuge Liang's first novel Bo Wang Po.

Chinese name: Guan Yu

English name: bearded man (razor sellers are most afraid of this kind of person)

Height:1.80m (not measured)

Weight: 178kg (jujube sellers are definitely thinner than meat sellers).

Favorite person: The Story Of Diu Sim (Why did Cao Cao give her to his eldest brother? I knew if I wanted The Story Of Diu Sim.

The most regretful sentence: "How does a tiger girl match a dog?" (Will Sun Quan not kill me if I don't scold her? ! )

Most annoying person: Cao Cao (in Huarong Road, I almost didn't get cut by the military adviser for letting this boy go! )

Favorite scene: XX army is on the run ... Suddenly, there is a road flag in the middle and a cymbal in the middle of Hanshou Pavilion. ...

Chinese name: Pang Tong.

Alias: Feng Chu

Height:1.69m (third-grade disabled)

Weight: 69 kg (lose weight or it will be out of proportion)

Favorite people: everyone (see who is more beautiful than yourself and who you love)

Proudest thing: Laiyang County hears hundreds of cases every day (in fact, these cases are all made up by myself to please Liu Bei! )

Most annoying person: Zhuge Liang (because this boy always ranks second! )

Favorite things: Zhuge Liang's feather fan and crane opening ... (Later generations say those things are treasures in the game! ! ! )

Chinese name: Zhuge Liang

English name: Sleep Dragon (why do people always call me Wolong instead of Standing Dragon)

Height:1.80m (Prince Charming)

Weight: 70kg (body standard)

Favorite person: Zhou Yu (If it weren't for you, how could I show my high IQ? )

The most literary article: "Be a Model" (Liu Chan wants to sleep, so he sends his troops! There is still an article to be recited to future generations in Chinese class)

Most annoying person: Huang Achou (If you were not so smart and could help me become the world's first idol, I would have divorced you! Madam Prime Minister ... $ #% @ ~ ... Alas! )

Chinese name: Zhou Yu

Nickname: Fish

Height: 1. 78 meters

Weight: 70 kg

Favorite person: myself (I am so handsome)

The most literary sentence: raw fish can't have food.

Most annoying person: Brother Pig is afraid of singing (if it weren't for him, ... me).

Favorite thing: still yourself.

Chinese name: Dian Wei.

Nickname: e come.

Height: 2. 30

Weight: 250 kg

Favorite person: (This guy is really like a pig. I am Cao's current information.

Ranked second from the bottom. )

Most annoying person: Cao Cao (damn, he lost his life picking up girls, alas-)

Favorite thing: Double halberd (unfortunately, this boy Hu Cheer stole it and sold it as scrap iron. I spent twelve taels of silver on it that year! )

Chinese name: Huang Zhong

Name: Lao Huang

Height: 1. Sixty-eight

Weight: 60 kg (a thousand pounds is hard to buy and old and thin)

Favorite person: Yan Yan (I like this old man)

Most annoying person: Zhuge Liang (this person always uses provocative means, knowing that I have high blood pressure, heart disease, diabetes and so on. Does he know how to respect the elderly? )

Favorite thing: Xia's head (my old-age insurance, housing accumulation fund and my son's study abroad expenses depend on it. )