I want the funniest joke and hope it will live in my life.

1. I once went shopping with my boyfriend and played a trust game with him. I closed my eyes and he led me away. I persisted for a long time and got on the subway smoothly. There were many people on the subway, but my boyfriend helped me sit down. Then, he attached it to my ear and whispered, "Don't open your eyes, this seat was given by someone else …"?

A thief was caught stealing and the court sued him.

The thief complained to the judge, "Mr. Judge, I was forced to do such a thing." Think about it:

I'm hungry. I can't find any food, not even decent clothes. What am I supposed to do without family and friends ... "

The judge said, "I am very moved by your confession, and I deeply sympathize with you." In the coming year, on behalf of my organization, I will provide you with free accommodation and appropriate food and clothes. In this year, you can get everything you don't have. "

Two men are talking about their wives.

Jack: "Have you ever thought about how you would live without her?"

Martin: "It costs less."

Military training should be carried out before the start of university, and all freshmen should be trained in a playground. In order to find a bigger place, our instructor took us left and right for a long time. A classmate in the team couldn't help asking, "Instructor, are you playing with a snake?"

5. Jiang Yuheng, Stephanie, Wang Leehom, Wilber Pan, Zhao Wei, Guo Meimei and Ekin Cheng's "If you love me, will you be afraid?"

Comments: Really courageous!

I think these are ok.