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I am a child who loves to laugh.
I like to laugh. I think laughter gives me motivation, happiness and vitality in spring.
Once, my parents quarreled for two days, and no one spoke to anyone. Everyone was helpless. Until the third morning, I let my parents sit together, and then I smiled and said to them loudly, look here, look here, laugh, laugh, and both of them laughed at once. I said, isn't that enough? Is it bad now? You two make each other smile every day. Where is there so much unhappiness? Look, I still use laughter to tell my parents not to quarrel about a little thing.
Of course, laughter has helped my family and occasionally brought me a "curse". Look, it's just coming.
My sister came to my house to play the day before yesterday, and then her money disappeared, so I was duty-bound to help her find it. But I climbed the Great Wall, the ladder, the Yangtze River and the Three Gorges. I can't find it anywhere. Finally, I was so tired that I sat on the sofa and stopped looking, but my sister dragged me to find it. I couldn't help laughing when I looked at my sister sweating and embarrassed. As soon as my sister heard it, she decided that I had taken the money. If I didn't give it to her, she said to me directly, "I know you did." Give it to me quickly. We're all fine. If you are not careful, I will beat you. " "But I didn't give it to you," I muttered. However, my sister is a stubborn person, and she cooks good food for me without saying anything. Later, my mother found money under the bed, and my sister apologized to me, alas! I can't help it Who makes me laugh? This is also a "let me get into trouble" smile!
In short, whether it is sweet or bitter, I always like to laugh. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ...
I am a girl who loves to laugh (50 words). There is a girl who loves to laugh in our family. No matter what happens, anything that looks funny, she thinks it's funny. Do you want to know who that girl is? That is me.
Once I went to my mother's office after school, an uncle suddenly came in and said, "I feel as if I have something to do."
"He thought there," Oh! By the way, I was thirsty just now I need to drink water.
"He said, but this sentence made me laugh my head off. At this moment, my mother said, "Is it that funny? I forgot to drink water.
"But somehow I feel funny, and the more I laugh, the more ridiculous I am.
Another time, when I went to my grandmother's house, I called out very kindly, "Grandma.
"Grandma readily agreed, expression is very strange. When my father, mother and grandmother all looked at me, I could hardly breathe. I stopped laughing. My dad said, "Is it that funny? A bit too exaggerated! " Grandpa said, "Nothing, she smiles like her, young.
"I said," that is, since grandpa said so, I will laugh more in the future! "There is one more thing that makes me laugh. Last time, my dad peeled walnuts and threw them into the bag. He said to himself, "Why should I throw them here?" Then, dad picked up walnuts, turned around and threw them into the trash can. He said: "I was really confused and threw walnuts into the trash can."
"I saw it and immediately smiled.
Dad said, "Don't laugh, don't show your teeth, okay?" It's ugly of you to grin like this.
"The more I laugh, the less my father can talk about me.
A little thing makes me laugh, so something special won't make me angry? Laughter is caring, friendly, confident and successful; Laughter can dissolve contradictions and sadness.
As the saying goes: smile, ten years old, that's right There's nothing wrong with smiling anyway. Laughing is better than crying! Sometimes laughter can cure diseases! So we should all laugh often!
I am a child who loves to laugh. 500 words hahahaha ... "Listen to this silvery laughter, you don't know where it came from! Yes, it came from my mouth.
I like to laugh. I think laughter gives me motivation, happiness and vitality in spring.
Once, my parents quarreled for two days, and no one spoke to anyone. Everyone was helpless. Until the third morning, I let my parents sit together, and then I smiled and said to them loudly, look here, look here, laugh, laugh, and both of them laughed at once. I said, isn't that enough? Is it bad now? You two make each other smile every day. Where is there so much unhappiness? Look, I still use laughter to tell my parents not to quarrel about a little thing.
Of course, laughter has helped my family and occasionally brought me a "curse".
Look, it's just coming.
My sister came to my house to play the day before yesterday, and then her money disappeared, so I was duty-bound to help her find it.
But I climbed the Great Wall, the ladder, the Yangtze River and the Three Gorges.
I can't find it anywhere. Finally, I was so tired that I sat on the sofa and stopped looking, but my sister dragged me to find it.
I couldn't help laughing when I looked at my sister sweating and embarrassed. As soon as my sister heard it, she decided that I had taken the money. If I didn't give it to her, she said to me directly, "I know you did." Give it to me quickly. We're all fine. If you are not careful, I will beat you. "
"But I didn't give it to you," I muttered.
However, my sister is a stubborn person, and she cooks good food for me without saying anything. Later, my mother found money under the bed, and my sister apologized to me, alas! I can't help it Who makes me laugh? This is also a "let me get into trouble" smile! In short, whether it is sweet or bitter, I always like to laugh.
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ......
I am a child who loves to laugh. I wrote 30O "Ha ha ha ... Listen to the laughter like a bell. You don't know where it came from! Yes, it came from my mouth.
I like to laugh. I think laughter gives me motivation, happiness and vitality.
Once, my parents quarreled for two days, and no one spoke to anyone. Everyone was helpless. Until the third morning, I let my parents sit together, and then I smiled and said to them loudly, look here, look here, laugh, laugh, and both of them laughed at once. I said, isn't that enough? Is it bad now? You two make each other smile every day. Where is there so much unhappiness? Look, I still use laughter to tell my parents not to quarrel about a little thing.
I am a girl who loves to laugh. Sweat is mixed between clothes and back. Sweat has been shining on my hot forehead and instantly evaporated and melted.
I grabbed two rock points with both hands and slowly climbed up.
From time to time, the instructor's guidance and repeatedly emphasized action essentials flashed in my mind.
I shook my head inexplicably, because I was nervous, embarrassed and sweaty all over.
I glanced at the instructor's dark and serious face. His sharp eyes fixed on me firmly. I didn't dare to think about it any more, so I climbed up without stopping.
Every step I climb, I think the front will be the end, and every step is the cornerstone of success.
I closed my eyes as if I were dancing an irregular dance.
At this time, a cool breeze came from behind me.
I am full of energy and have the motivation to move forward.
Finally climbed to the top, ecstatic.
The first rock climbing experience also taught me a philosophy of life: how far a person goes, how big the world he sees.
Therefore, how important it is to hone a person for the first time in life.
Just like even if you pick an unripe jujube, you are the first person who dares to pick it and take the first step.
This harvest has benefited a lot.
In the fourth grade of primary school, I am a child who loves to laugh. Below 400 words is me, an ordinary me; I am me, a carefree me; I am me, a magician like me.
I am me, a tearful and sentimental me.
I have a killer weapon to conquer boys, and that is fake crying.
Whenever those boys make me angry, they still don't give in easily after I play tricks such as "Nine Yin and White Bone Claw", "Lotus Surfing Palm" and "Lion Roar", then I pretend to cry.
I'm not bragging, my ability to pretend to cry is perfect and superb! It seems to be true, tears are swirling in her eyes, but she is stubborn and won't fall.
This trick has been cheated by countless people, including myself. I hope you don't pass it, otherwise it won't work, hehe! )。
Of course, sometimes I really cry.
Cry when you are wronged; I also cried after watching touching stories and TV dramas. Want to cry when angry (to vent); When excited, I will still cry; People say I am a "crying child", and I cry again ... I am me, a strong and laughing person.
I won't be knocked down by any difficult problem, even if I fail or get hurt, I won't let tears flow out, just like the song says "... tears are not my weapon ...".
At the same time, I love to laugh. My laughter is varied, sometimes it is a short giggle, sometimes it is a long laugh, sometimes it is a silly giggle ... However, there is no lady's laughter among many laughter.
No way. I'm a tomboy.
I am me, an optimistic and joking me.
I tend to forget my own worries and never remember girls' worries. I prefer joking, but I don't want to go far. I just said I didn't want to play in the extracurricular activities yesterday, so I did my homework in the classroom. Because the teacher left some people in the classroom, I sat in the back and those people sat in the front.
Coincidentally, sitting in my seat is the "heavyweight" figure in my class-Ada. When I went to ask the teacher a question, I said to Ada with "heartache": "Oh, don't run away with my stool!" Suddenly, I laughed a lot. Later, I also "checked" the quality of stool from time to time, especially when I went out to queue, which can be described as "step by step"! I am me, a ... I am me, a contradictory me; I am me, the unique me; I am me, a "seventy-two change" me! I love to laugh, and I have been pursuing beautiful "laughter"
(I am a person who loves to laugh) How to write a propositional composition? I am proud, I am a person who loves to laugh. I laugh at school, at home and in the dormitory. Smile when you are happy; Smile when you are sad; Smile when I am lonely ... I am as happy as a bird all day. I remember once, my sisters and I were skipping rope in the garden, and several little boys next door were also playing football. They kicked each other and had a good time. Suddenly, a little boy kicked the ball away, and we looked up-the ball fell 720 degrees in the air and landed lightly on me. ! My sisters immediately came to comfort me and asked me if I was hurt. The little boys next door abandoned the ball when they saw this situation. Seeing that my sisters were so sad, I smiled and said, "Nothing, just the ball collided with the ball." My sisters are very happy, and their laughter spreads in the air. And if I do well in the exam, I will show off how powerful I am. If I don't do well, I will laugh, too. Lean back, small jasper, earth-shaking ... laughter is different! Gege, hee hee, haha, um ... you will never forget it after listening! I am proud that I am a person who loves to laugh. Laughter can make people live longer. This sentence is not nonsense. Nothing to say. Smile, it's ten years old. Laughter can make you forget your troubles and worries, let go of your nervousness and devote yourself to infinite happiness! ! So, my friends, please forget your unhappiness, stay away from your harm and lose your troubles. Join me as an optimistic person! I am a girl who loves to laugh. Whenever I smile, I always smile. What hearty laugh, happy smile, inexplicable smile … all follow me closely.
I will laugh at all ridiculous things, and this kind of laughter will often drag my classmates into the water, attract teachers' criticism, and then attract everyone to blame me for seducing them.
Once in an English class, the teacher taught two words: bus and must, and then let everyone read them.
My deskmate couldn't pronounce correctly, so I couldn't help laughing because my tone was blunt and I heard "Dad is dead" and "Mom is dead".
The whole class also burst into laughter under my "leadership"
The teacher repeatedly forbade, but he couldn't control it, so that he couldn't teach. Finally, the whole class was scolded and punished.
The teacher took special care of me when I entered the office, but I was still immersed in what happened just now, and my thoughts suddenly fell to the ground.
The teacher kept saying there, I was still thinking "Mom and Dad are dead". As a result, I snorted and laughed, and the English teacher almost didn't go crazy.
Back in class, everyone came to blame me for this culprit.
Naturally, I did my duty and retorted confidently, "I love to laugh, and my mouth is on me. I laugh happily." .
Besides, did I make you laugh? I can't help myself. Why do you blame me? "Under this, the students were speechless, I laughed again, also calculate to celebrate what I just said.
Come to think of it carefully, I like to laugh like death for two reasons: one is the inheritance of my parents.
Mom and dad are both people who love to laugh. As long as I can remember, I haven't seen them frown and unhappy. Their faces are always sunny, as if all the good things in the world happened to them, so I was born an authentic descendant.
The second is the warmth and harmony of the family.
My parents never quarrel. They care about me. The smiles of three people build a happy and warm home, surrounded by laughter. I have no reason to be unhappy! Wherever I go, laughter follows me. I often don't see anyone. Smell me laugh first.
Does everyone like to laugh, too? Then let's laugh until the end, because: smile, ten years old; In a good mood, troubles run.
There is a little boy who loves to laugh in our class. There is a little boy who loves to laugh in our class. He is a student in Class One, Grade Four, Yu Ying Primary School. He is very active and his actions are funny.
Seeing others looking at him, he smiled.
Look, here he comes.
He is XXX in our class.
He is very humorous. Before he could say a few words, we were already amused by his "jokes" and our teeth were almost laughing.
He once had a "joke", which was very long. If you write it, there will be several pages.
Therefore, almost every day we are amused by his "jokes" and laugh nonstop.
But sometimes, his jokes are just like fantasy.
I seem to have entered a novel world, as if I could see the magical things he said, and I feel particularly interesting.
Also, the funniest action he did was to put his hand next to his nose and rub it from one side of his nose to the other.
Every time he does this, he will attract everyone to him.
Then, everyone laughed at him.
Finally, he couldn't help laughing.
He likes to move, moving left and right, as if he were a drop of water with no shape.
Have you seen the boy who loves to laugh in our class? I wonder how much laughter we would lose without him!
I like to laugh. I like to laugh. I am a girl who loves to laugh. Wherever I go, there will be my laughter like a silver bell. Therefore, something interesting will happen behind me who loves to laugh.
Once, I'm going to tease my deskmate.
I pretended as if nothing had happened and asked, "Hey, how do you spell the word pig?" My deskmate just said to me, "Pig!" I argued: "the middle is' u'!" My deskmate retorted, "I". After several arguments between "U" and "I", I looked at my deskmate's red face and serious appearance, and I laughed "upside down", but the monk at my deskmate was puzzled.
I laughed even harder when I saw her silly appearance.
My deskmate looked at me with a puzzled look and said, "Pig, right?" I stopped laughing a little and told her why the word pig is "U". Although she suddenly realized it, I was inevitably chased and beaten.
I believe I am a happy elf, and people around me will definitely feel the happy power I bring to everyone!
I am a girl who loves to laugh. In reality, I can say that I am a gentle, taciturn, lively and laughing girl.
You can always see a sunny smile on your face.
Even if there is no hearty laughter, there are small dimples.
Three years ago, she won the first prize in a children's piano competition. She finally smiled frankly, which was worse than the cheers of the whole audience.
Those envious eyes, all kinds of comforting words and unforgettable experiences are inevitably detected from her.
In fact, getting this award is behind so much effort and the energy of everyone who has always supported her.
She won the third place in a calligraphy competition and now she can't forget it.
Smile again.
During her 14 short life journey, there are many things that she will never forget.
She also supports every moment with laughter.
Laugh it off.
The first five years of primary school were smooth sailing.
But in the sixth grade, perhaps the pressure of study and parents' expectations made her become more and more silent.
It is always difficult for her to fall asleep in the dead of night.
In the face of the scandal in the class, she thought about turning back many times.
But she knew that she had got on the boat and would not start all over again.
"Why doesn't she go out for a walk now? Why do you always sit in front of the computer? " "Hey, who doesn't like her?" "Why did she do so badly in this exam?" She, facing these boring Analects of Confucius, kept smiling and walked away.
To tell the truth, how uncomfortable is it for these to appear in her childish mind? But she still smiled.
She failed in the eugenics exam, and how much anguish and melancholy she felt. She has always been one of the best students in her class, and actually counted down in the eugenics exam.
But she faced it bravely.
She has no air barrier, and she keeps going.
Yes, she pursues many smiles, proud smiles and success.
Hello, my name is Chen Junjie, and I'm nine years old.
I am a lively and active child.
If you want to know me better, please turn your eyes here.
My mother often says I look like a monkey, while my neighbors say I'm a tomboy. This may be because I love to talk, laugh and be lively and active! I remember once, my mother took my brother and me to play in Longshan Park in Feicheng.
I was curious, so I looked around.
In a short time, I was attracted by things made of stone. I climbed up the "big shot" made of stone, raised my hands and shouted "so funny, so funny", and asked my brother to tell my mother to take pictures of me.
My mother came, and as soon as she saw me, she said, "Jie Jun, come down quickly, or you will fall down!" "I'm a little unhappy. I just wanted to argue, but I saw a little sister coming up and saying, "Big sister, don't destroy public property!" " "My face is a little fever, come down quickly.
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